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Posted: Apr 3, 2007 5:33 pm

s/t LP/CD
ean 426011967042 LP
ean 426011967742 CD

Dismiss! Masks on! Or get hexed now with our favorite NEW band of 2006! No less Hauteur in 2007 - ALIEN SNATCH! is spearheading to blast out the hits! Screw the bolts thru yer head for this debut release! The HEX DISPENSERS officially started on 6.6.06 and they contaminate us with evil pop and arsenic rock. From Austin, TX - the trio is ALEX CUERVO on vocals and guitar (formerly in BLACKTOP, the KING SOUND QUARTET, the GOSPEL SWINGERS, the NOW TIME DELEGATION, a FEAST OF SNAKES and THIS DAMN TOWN), TOM KODIAK (KODIAKS, DIRTY SWEETS) on guitar and ALYSE MERVOSH (THIS DAMN TOWN, WINKS) comes on with pushing drums. This foreshadowed great things to come, they´re armed with the right ingredients to have the knack for up-beat simple, insanely loud, blues-poisened powerpop. Alex´ dark powerful hydra-head vocals is absorbing you while the catchy hooks will suck you out completely. ALIEN SNATCH! is famous for their power pop taste so you know what to expect. We all get hexed - shit, we love that! Further it´s a tricky call - where some veterans may get reminded of the MISFITS, others may say RAMONES went monster & cemetery fuzz and may hear dashes of SWINGING NECKBREAKERS groove. This haunted late ´70s powerpop, which reverbs make any indie discos to freak out without this being disco or electro or get filed in the post-anything-hype. They toured the US and got radio airplay with their demo so it was a matter of time when jinxed two of elite, likewise prominent craftsmen of home recording to finish this addictive potion of rock´n´roll - recording and mixing is done by MARK RYAN of the MARKED MEN while the mastering is served by JAY REATARD. All on 45 RPM. 10 Songs, nine originals and „Down In The Park" of TUBEWAY ARMY. 200 gram vinyl. First 100 copies on green-black slimy vinyl right from Ukraina.



Side A:
H.D. Local 23
Are You an Assassin?
Evil Eye
Channel 13 is Haunted
Down in the Park

Side B:
The Crone (99 Cats)
Forest Ray Colson
Arsenic Milkshake







Posted: Apr 3, 2007 7:44 pm
Posted: Apr 4, 2007 6:43 am
oh man oh man oh man
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 9:00 am
let's all hope this results in a european tour!!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 7:12 pm
Fuck I hope so.
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:41 pm
US tour first!!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2007 8:46 pm
Pacific Northwest in June. Midwest/South... maybe in the fall.
Posted: Apr 7, 2007 1:10 am
Posted: Apr 24, 2007 11:19 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 4:24 pm
Midwest/South... maybe in the fall.

Posted: Apr 25, 2007 4:53 pm
congrats!! viva AS!
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 5:58 pm
got 'em up!
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 6:21 pm
viva AS?

no -- viva ASS!
Posted: Apr 25, 2007 6:23 pm
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 12:36 pm
i just got this yesterday and it's awesome!!!! gonna be a summer staple. congrats!
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 8:24 pm
it really is awesome - it hasn't left my turntable for 3 days.
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 8:25 pm
totally. it fucking rules.

The Crone and Arsenic Milkshake are my jams, I think. But the whole thing kicks so much ass.
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 8:26 pm
gonna be a summer staple

Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:14 pm

I've always wanted to write a song (or songs?) that someone would consider their "summer jam".


Thanks y'all. I'm thrilled that you're enjoying the record.
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:16 pm
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:26 pm
This record = everything my husband loves.

I think you already know this Alex, but you guys are nerds.
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:35 pm
evil nerds.

Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:44 pm
here's a very accurate account of an recent conversation Alex and Bill had.

Bill: monster, monster, zombie
alex: zombie, monster, hellboy
bill: hellboy, hellboy, zombie boobs
alex: zombie boobs, sea monster, records
bill: sea monster, records, records
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:46 pm
Gotta get this!
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:46 pm
There's not one mention of capes or Han Solo in that conversation.

I'll pick it up this weekend.
Posted: Apr 27, 2007 10:10 pm
There's not one mention of capes or Han Solo in that conversation.

you're a Han Solo cape!

Bill: monster, monster, zombie
alex: zombie, monster, hellboy
bill: hellboy, hellboy, zombie boobs
alex: zombie boobs, sea monster, records
bill: sea monster, records, records

Posted: Apr 27, 2007 10:37 pm | Edited by: cococomas
well, you tell me what the hell else there is to talk about that's worth a damn & we'll discuss it....until then...monsters, zombies, zombie boobs, hellboy, records, comics...
Posted: Apr 30, 2007 8:31 pm
I believe this is my favorite lp of 2007 so far.
Posted: Apr 30, 2007 9:19 pm
yeah, this has been spinning all weekend and is now permanently STUCK IN MY HEAD.

a perfect record. good from groove one to groove one thousand!
Posted: May 18, 2007 4:01 pm
I snoozed and missed out on the copies Goner had. Is anyone else in the states carrying this or is Goner getting anymore copies in?
Posted: May 18, 2007 6:39 pm
Although I'm SURE Goner will get more, I could prob bring you one....
Posted: May 18, 2007 7:09 pm
Goner has more on order. Might take a few weeks though.
Posted: May 18, 2007 7:32 pm
I want a pretty one like Bill's!! This does rule and it will be mine! But I'll still be jealous of Bill's...
Posted: May 18, 2007 8:06 pm
yeah we rocked this shit in the van. so good.
"tell me baby, are you an assasin?"
Posted: May 18, 2007 8:35 pm
pretty one like Bill's!!

Bill's what?
Posted: May 18, 2007 8:36 pm | Edited by: alex cuervo
Bill cashed in nerd points for that copy. Plus, he's my heterosexual long-distance life partner. Our wives are so ashamed.
Posted: May 18, 2007 8:44 pm
Bill's what?

His HOT WAX! Mmmmm...
Posted: May 18, 2007 8:45 pm
Bill cashed in nerd points for that copy.

Why do I have to be SO damn cool! ALL the time!
Posted: May 18, 2007 9:19 pm
Hey Sherry, if you could bring me one next weekend, that would be so great. I can pay you or whoever now via paypal or give you money next weekend. If not, I can just wait for Goner to get them back in. Thanks!! See you in one week! Yay!
Posted: May 19, 2007 11:49 pm
he's my heterosexual long-distance life partner. Our wives are so ashamed.

>ahem< - I dunno WHAT you're talking about...
Posted: May 21, 2007 5:59 pm
Those are my feelings you're stepping on!
Posted: May 21, 2007 9:49 pm
no, no no stepping - only secret shame.
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