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Posted: Apr 13, 2008 3:41 pm
 
Chocolate Milk or Bacon?

One or the other for the rest of your life.

Which would it be?

As much as it would pain me to lose bacon, I'd take the Choco.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 3:42 pm
 
Bacon.

I haven't had a good glass of choco milk in years. What chocolate do you use?
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 3:48 pm
 
Hershey's Syrup.
However, store bought Chocolate Milk like Borden, or even Chocolate Silk is usually better than home mixed, but fuck, chocolate milk is chocolate milk.

By the way, I forgot to mention...chocolate milk shakes are on the line here as well...and, so is turkey bacon!
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 3:55 pm
 
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 4:11 pm
 
Bacon
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 4:42 pm
 
milk. theres plenty of good pig other than bacon. ham, for instance, is a fantastic bacon substitute. also, milk is necessary in many recipes.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 4:48 pm
 
I often have to switch between syrup and powder as each gets old after a while but: Bacon. This is a real downer of a thread.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 5:05 pm
 
bacon
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 5:45 pm
 
Bacon.

However, if it was Dark Chocolate (not milk) my answer would be different.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 5:54 pm
 
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:17 pm
 
actually - i'm with sarah

the problem, for me, with the vosges bacon bar is that it is milk chocolate. me no can do...
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:43 pm
 
bacon.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 7:14 pm
 
bacon. i fucking hate milk.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 8:54 pm
 
Chocolate milk. Over ice with a straw.

Bacon is good, but I eat it maybe once a year.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 8:56 pm | Edited by: elle
 

Bacon is good, but I eat it maybe once a year.


wow. crazings. i eat bacon once a week at the least.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 8:59 pm
 
bacon, hands down. I don't like chocolate milk, chocolate ice cream or chocolate shakes.

Are Frosty's included? I don't like those either.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 9:40 pm
 
youre all racist against brown milk...
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 9:41 pm | Edited by: SSSSSSS
 
I haven't had a good glass of choco milk in years. What chocolate do you use?

These guys make the BEST chocolate milk I've ever had. Expensive as hell, but worth it.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:14 pm
 
Bradx,
You could have milk again.....just not chocolate milk.

Bacon Lovers prevail on this one!

I guess I just love me some Chocolate Milk. I had some tonight.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:25 pm
 
What, are you serious? Bacon by a mile!
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:58 pm
 
yeah bacon over chocolate milk, no question.
Posted: Apr 13, 2008 11:28 pm
 
bacon over chocolate milk

Next week on "Cooking and Reading the Bible with Bradx"
Posted: Apr 14, 2008 11:38 am | Edited by: miss linda
 
If chocolate milk was 40 proof, it's the only thing I would EVER drink, maybe some water every once in a while.

It seems like bacon smells a whole helluvalot better than it tastes. Soy bacon=crap!

Chocolate Silk

I used to drink that stuff everyday for lunch!
I liked it because you could drink a small amount, and the hunger would magically dissapear! I hate being full at work, makes me sluggish.
Posted: Apr 14, 2008 12:43 pm
 
bacon bra, anyone?
Posted: Apr 14, 2008 12:50 pm
 
bacon
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 11:21 am
 
Noris Dairy RULES!

But I gotta stick with the baconites on this one.
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 5:25 pm
 
bacon, hands down. I don't like chocolate milk, chocolate ice cream or chocolate shakes.

Are Frosty's included? I don't like those either.

what the hell happened to you? no frostys?
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:36 pm
 
Bacon?
I don't even crave bacon.

I'd tell you if I did.

I crave Smoked pork shoulder, but not more than choclate syrup & skin milk!
That's one of my favorites.
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:43 pm
 
skin milk!

That's where babies come from...right?
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:02 pm
 
Try spelling after you drink a pint of Evan Williams Black Label.
At a certain point I stop giving a fuckinggoddamn about you, or a 10 year old's ass hole.

Married ass bitch!



I think the large amount of whiskey just kicked in.
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:05 pm | Edited by: miss linda
 
At a certain point I stop giving a fuckinggoddamn about you, or a 10 year old's ass hole.

Married ass bitch!







I take that back.( drunk)
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 9:05 pm
 
I've stopped craving bacon as of late, myself. Well, except for on hamburgers. For breakfast type meats, I've taken up a strong liking to Hickory Spam.

I'm still on the fence about the bacon OR choco milk decision. I think I'd need a gun physically to my head to make up my mind.

Does Canadien bacon count? I like it LOTS, but like bacon, typically too expensive for what it is.
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 9:23 pm
 
I take that back.( drunk)

Thanks...guess I picked the wrong day to get cute on a funny typo...sorry.
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 9:27 pm
 
hahaha married ass bitch...
Posted: Apr 15, 2008 11:50 pm
 
I'm surprised no one has said...I'll take bacon and just drink yoo hoo instead.
Posted: Apr 16, 2008 12:09 am
 
would YOU do that talbot?
Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:11 am
 
I think THAT is just plain crazy. YooHoo is just the worst powdered milk you could ever mix up with a little low grade corn syrup and crappy chocolate flavoring.
Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:26 am
 
I just thought about this whole thing on my trip up to the 7-11 and back.

I'd rather have Spam and Noris chocolate milk than bacon and YooHoo.
Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:29 am
 
just have ham, fuck bacon.
Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:39 am
 
I'd rather have ham in most situations. Bacon on a hamburger is better than ham on a hamburger, though.
Posted: Apr 16, 2008 3:39 am
 
I REALLY love pastrami on a hamburger. Mmmmmm.
Posted: Apr 18, 2008 10:50 am
 
Bacon!
No gun to the head necessary!
Posted: Apr 22, 2008 5:13 am
 
I do love some Yoo Hoo TK. However, Yoo Hoo can't replace choco milk.
Posted: Apr 23, 2008 4:08 pm
 
A milk chocolate pig!

Nah, just pig! I digs on swine!

We just found our local butcher has the UK equiv of country ham, albeit minus the bone bit... have got the biscuits'n'sausage gravy thing down to a T, also, so all is missing from the equation is Crystals Hot Sauce and a full size, completely working version of The Pancacke Shop on Summer...
Posted: Jun 7, 2008 12:31 am
 
Does this include Yohoo?
Posted: Jun 8, 2008 2:02 pm
 
So, my dad's been doing this thing lately where he just buys a slab of bacon, which just means a giant hunk of un-sliced stuff, and then roasts the whole thing in the oven like it's a turkey! He does it real slow at like, 250 or something. The end result is CRAZY delicious. It's like some crazy bacon jerky with little melty fat bits.
Posted: Jun 8, 2008 2:18 pm
 
Bacon martini at the double down..killer of liver and arteries!!
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