Posted: Jul 21, 2006 11:30 pm
"Micheal, can you take that table?"
"What, the Canadians? Man, fuck, it's not worth it. That's your section, dude."
"Yeah, but I'm trying to catch that show, PLUS I worked for you last Sunday and it was deader than a suicide bomber."
"Fine, but now you ME."
"Tell ya what, I'll fuck yer girlfriend for ya, and then she won't leave you."
"Fuck you, go get their drink order and then I'll take it from there."