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Posted: Jul 11, 2006 5:15 am
 
Im a new fan....so crispy. And cheaper. Im eating breakfast again. I love swine but goddamn turkey bacon cooks with such little effort and I assume they smoke it because it tastes just like pork back without the slimey unchewable.
Butterball makes the best.....pepperjack cheese on an english muffin 4 strips...good eatin'
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 5:55 am
 
nice try, satan! you haven't fooled me yet.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 2:24 pm
 
turkey bacon cooks with such little effort

why don't you just cook bacon in the microwave?
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 3:29 pm
 
I just tried some a couple weeks ago and I was into it. It's good when you've been indulging in the pig just a bit too much and need a break.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 5:32 pm
 
"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin'. I used to draw you." (Stares at hand.) Man, if you were missing a couple of fingers, you drew one fucked-up turkey. You'd be like, "That turkey's been in an accident."
Mitch Hedberg
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 6:28 pm | Edited by: pheezy
 
When you've had your fill of Turkey Bacon, and you're running back to the pig, WATCH OUT. You're going to undoubtedly run right past the rest of us and get yourself into something a bit more death-defying, as in ...

BACON CEREAL:

http://www.slashfood.com/2006/07/09/bacon-cereal-not-a-part-of-a-balan ced-breakfast
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 6:44 pm
 
Well I"ll be...
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 7:26 pm
 
Sweet Jesus.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 7:50 pm
 
Oh my god. I think I can puke if I look at those pictures long enough.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 8:00 pm
 
Sweet jonwayne.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 8:07 pm
 
it needs something to balance out all the fat. maybe some croutons or something. but then I guess you have a salad instead of a cereal.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 8:22 pm
 
If it's balance you need, don't miss the link from the bacon cereal page to the

ULTIMATE BACON SANDWICH:

http://www.slashfood.com/2006/01/03/food-porn-ultimate-bacon-sandwich/
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 9:22 pm
 
maybe I should recreate the jalapeno popper poboy with a pound of bacon on top and dressed with a jar of bleu cheese dressing.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 9:31 pm
 
I'm saying YES, over here.
Posted: Jul 11, 2006 9:42 pm
 
Posted: Jul 12, 2006 3:58 pm
 
I have no use for turkey bacon as I can't collect the grease/drippings from cooking and then later use them to make delicious cornbread.
Posted: Jul 12, 2006 6:47 pm
 
I once even ordered a vegetarian burger, to be greeted with a response of "Would you like bacon on that?"

at school they serve veggie burgers in the cafeteria and i've convinced a few of the profs i know to try the veggie burger with bacon. they're hooked. now all the vegans and vegetarians are pissed because the cafeteria staff ask if people want bacon on their veggie burgers.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:59 am
 
I often get black bean veggie burgers with bacon and beef chili on them. It makes for such a pleasant band ride the next day. But! Nothing beats tempeh for cambodian death camp ass!
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:15 am
 
http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/13768327.htm
Save the drippings from an all day pork loin in a slow cooker but for a quick breakfast I'm hooked on turkey bacon.
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