Posted: Feb 21, 2006 7:33 pm |
Edited by: Hugh Jass
I'm eating from a ziploc bag filled with about 2 lbs. of baby carrots and sliced cucumbers. I am pretending the bag is filled with bbq Fritos, and Jack In the Box onion rings. The bag will be completely empty in about 15 minutes. I will still be hungry. I eat this stuff as a "trigger food," because I'm contstantly hungry and would probably eat myself into a coma if I wasn't paying attention. Eating 2 lbs. of vegetables, instead of something good, will prevent me from turning into legendary 1000lb fatman, Hambone. I think I have 4 stomachs like a cow.