Posted: Feb 16, 2006 7:11 pm
"No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish."
I grew up in a Kosher home and believe me, I would've loved nothing more than to wake up to the smell of bacon. I was like 29 years old before I ate my first pork chop. I think I've made up for my lack of youthful pork intake in the last few years, though. If I cook bacon now, I'm making the whole damn package, even if it's some institutional-sized pack from Costco.
Jew for Jesus
Feh! You mean, Presbyterian?