Posted: Feb 11, 2006 8:28 am
Tonight, I feasted with others on three plates of shrimps wrapped in [glorious] bacon while our eyeballs feasted on boobies. Myself and one other lady-friend were on a mission to find the most well-endowed booty amongst the gaggle of [apparetnly not-hungy enough] exotic dancers for the dood of the hour, Special Ed.
Ed, my teammates husband, trains my team while he's not training to be an 'ultimate fighter' -- a cage fighter. Tonight he had his DEBUT in his new class at the [big-fucking-arena] Irwin Center and won in the first three minutes by breaking the doods [21 & 3] nose with his knee! We celebrated by going to a topless bar and ordering $6 wells, $7 ATM service fee and $12 appetizers.
And since they were FREE and I was BOOZY, boy-howdy were they delish!!