popcorn. i hate that shit.

fried bologna sandwiches

peanut butter on white bread with lettuce

Spam, of course.

hash browns and generic macaroni for dinner - my favorite! I even call it "white trash nite". Throw some PBR or Schaeffer in there and this can't be beat.

One of Hasil's faves......potted meat!!
Nasty shit, it smells and looks like dog food.

My vote is for pork rinds and sardines.

I consider sardines to be more hobo chic than white trash. I think the most whitetrash food is probably the tuesday domino's pizza deal.

sardines are hobo chic...your right.

Rotel dip.

Tuna helper. If I ate that, my foreskin would grow back.

Tuna helper. If I ate that, my foreskin would grow back.

Both sentences are sick!

OK, the first one isn't technically a sentence...

My mom used to make tuna casserole all the time. I won't touch that shit! GROSS! I imagine that Tuna Helper is even worse.

whatever it is, it is stamped usda surplus

In the early 80's, a friend of mine's family was able to get tons of free gov't surplus cheese after his parents divorced, even though his dad (which is the parent he went to live with) was some sort of mucky-muck at a bank. I was surprised that it was actually quite tasty. Do they still have that free cheese program, and if so, what do I need to do to get it?

And they were HUGE blocks of cheese, too. We're talking like 10lbs. of free cheddar-type cheese!

Martel, I believe that Little Caesar's everyday deals might trump Dominos in the w/t department.
pizza!pizza! = trashy!trashy!

that free cheese program

Soup lines,
Free loaves of bread,
Five pound blocks of cheese
Bags of groceries...

generic box mac and cheese

cici's pizza...especially in bartlett

there was a history teacher in highschool that i had that would sit at his desk and eat pork rinds all day while we studied and did busywork. gross. the same fatass that played lame guitar songs to try and make us laugh at the end of class sometimes. that was a painful year.

eat pork rinds all day while we studied and did busywork. gross.

Pork rinds are the greatest chip.

vienna sausages on half slice white bread w/ mustard

vienna sausages on half slice white bread w/ mustard

that was dads official food when he went fishing and would never buy me anything else to eat. except pickled eggs at the fuckin bait shop...bastard

that was dads official food when he went fishing and would never buy me anything else to eat. except pickled eggs at the fuckin bait shop...bastard

he always bought me chocodiles and a 6 pak of dr pepper. but the chocodiles alwyas tasted a little like pickled eggs and dirt

probably because he dropped them on the way to the boat

w/ mustard

fuckin wine slurppin yuppie

Ain't none of ya'll had RC cola and a moonpie? We luvs 'em in the ATL...

RC is sooooo damn bad.

Pickled Pigs Feet.
Mountain Oysters.
Potato Salad.
Sunny D (well, maybe that's just white-bread).
Frito Pie.

does sonic count?
i mean the frito chili pie was on their menu forever

RC is not bad at all. it's no cheerwine, but it's not bad.

sliced banana on sunbeam white bread with dukes mayonaise.

sliced banana on sunbeam white bread with dukes mayonaise.

I think we have a winner!

I think just that compared to a Coke, RC is a huge let down. I hate hearing, 'Oh we don't have Coke...but we have RC!!!!" It doesn't have the right balance of syrup and fizz and the syrup is subpar.

Corn dog!

I think we have a winner!

A winner, perhaps, but a delicious one...

I think we have a winner!

A winner, perhaps, but a delicious one...

Shit, whitetrash or not, MOST of these foods are delicious.

sprinkle a bit of black pepper or hot sauce on it for added 'party time'

Whoa! I'm doing that tonight! Thanks, Arman!

robin, you get my e-mail?

Did you send it today? If not, no...

weird. like last week. no biggy just thanked you for the disc. thanks again.

I'll check again, my pleasure. Hit me again, I'll try to get you a track list, if you need it. master(at)thesonsabitches.com
One of these days I'll make it up to Chicago. I REALLY want the pizza.

Nevermind, it's in your profile. I'll do it tonight.