Posted: Jan 26, 2006 7:35 pm
I was out drinking one night and my roommates left me at a bar. It was a good 6-7 miles to my apartment. I didn't have money for a cab, so I started walking. I was freezing cold and starving by the half way point, which happened to be near a Shakey's pizza. A pizza box sat atop the filth and garbage in the dumpster behind the place, and, sure enough, there was an untouched Hawaiian pie inside. I felt like a degenerate eating it, but it tasted so fuckin' good. When I arrived home, I left a floater in my roommate's toilet.