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Posted: Jan 22, 2006 3:13 pm
The other day Jason introduced me to "Dwight Yoakam's Chicken Lickin's Buffalo Bites," which he assured me were terrible. Well, I just got curious and found this gold mine:


In addition to chicken lickin's, he's got lanky links, platter patties, boom boom shrimp, border shrimp, and border dips. The "WHY???!!!!???????" factor is compounded by the brand's name, "Bakersfield Biscuits" and the fact that there are no biscuits to be found on the list of products. The "Biscuit Boy" page is equally confounding. The recipe that calls for slicing a beef tenderloin in half lengthwise and stuffing with frozen, breaded shrimp is also a hoot.
Posted: Jan 22, 2006 5:55 pm
They weren't terrible, just sucky. They were wierd shapes too. I was too high to resist eating them.
Posted: Jan 22, 2006 7:43 pm
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Posted: Jan 23, 2006 5:04 am
i would like to know where i can get chicken slacks?

-Twistin the night away.
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