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Posted: Jan 19, 2006 9:30 pm
I like gum and am a total sucker for new candy. So, today I tried new lemon flavored eclipse gum. For the first 20 seconds, it tasted like what I imagine it tastes like to lick a urinal cake. Thing is, I kinda like the stuff. It makes your mouth feel like a really clean toilet.
Posted: Jan 19, 2006 9:44 pm
it tasted like what I imagine it tastes like to lick a urinal cake

According to the novel "American Psycho," a urinal cake is "too minty." However, they may come in different flavors.

I just tried that lemon Eclipse, too. I thought it was like chewing on a tiny piece of a Pledge-soaked dust rag.
Posted: Jan 19, 2006 10:04 pm
That cherry (?) Eclipse tastes just like Robitussin. YUM!
Posted: Jan 20, 2006 3:28 am
I wish more women had the desire to make their mouth feel like a toilet.
Posted: Jan 20, 2006 6:48 pm
I'm in love with you sarah! The Urinal cakes at the Burger King are ours for the taking!!!! Let's make a date!
Posted: Jan 21, 2006 2:58 am
Next time I'm in Memphis, we can collect syringes and lick the johns at BK! It'll be awesome
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