Posted: Jan 17, 2006 12:18 am
Sucky story. It should go like this...
Normally, I'm not into the rich ladies. I had just got finished with my workout at the gym and went to Cafe Francisco for something refreshing. I was sitting at the table drinking an energy drink, and looking at my "guns" in the window reflection. Then some soccermom driving a BMW suv came in; she was HOT! I could tell she was frustrated by something, and I had a feeling I could help out - if you know what I mean....
Anyway, she axes the counter help at cafe francisco for a "to go" bag for the free popcorn they give while you drink coffee, hang out, & surf the internet. The boy obliged, but then she shot a look at me. I knew the fire in her eyes were warming other places in her body, too. Then she said "Hey, big guy, you look awfully strong. Could you carry this big bag of popcorn the the truck for me?"
In one cool move, I kissed my biceps, and slid across the floor to her.
"I'll hold your bags, ma'am", I said.
She looked my spandex shorts up and down, and said "I bet you can, big man!"
When she opened the back door to the SUV outside, I bent over to put down the popcorn. When I did that, though, she puhed me into the back, jumped in with me, and slammed the doors shut. We did it, like, nine times or something listening to a greatest hits tape by the guy that sang that "St. Elmo's Fire" song. Finally, I had given her the satisfaction she wanted, and she threw me out of the back of the truck.
I couldn't believe it!
When I asked the guy at the counter why he didn't charge her for it, he said she does that every day. I just rubbed my big chin, and thought to myself, "You don't say..."