Posted: Sep 13, 2005 9:47 pm
As the joke goes, it was Robert Evans himself who shoved the Rubix Cube up his ass. On a bet with Brian Dennehy. Then a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippy burst in and punched him right in the solar plexus.
the human anus is almost nightmarishly elastic.
The usage of the word "almost" in that sentence is brilliant.