A LATINO man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only LATINO there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The LATINO man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen pinche guerro Pendejo....when I was born, I was BROWN, " "When I grew up, I was BROWN, " "When I'm sick, I'm BROWN, " "When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold, I'm BROWN, " "When I die, I'll be BROWN." "But you pendejo ..." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "Chinga tu madre, pinche pendejo guerro hijo de puta!!!

I got that email from one of my beaner family memeber a couple weeks ago.

Time to listen to the 2nd Brujeria album again. "Tuuuuuuu madre!"

Time to listen to the 2nd Brujeria album again. "Tuuuuuuu madre!"

CHINGO DE MECOS!

That has to be a joke, because a real-life Latino would be too lazy to say that many words at once.

it's GUERO not "guerro".

¡pinche hijo de mierda del lechón del pene del maricón de una perra sucia!

at least I changed it from the original "werro" which an actual messican had emailed it to me as

Chupa Mi Verga

¡chupa pinga!

Quesadillas!