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Posted: Aug 17, 2005 11:03 pm | Edited by: Mark Beef
 
A LATINO man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only LATINO there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The LATINO man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen pinche guerro Pendejo....when I was born, I was BROWN, " "When I grew up, I was BROWN, " "When I'm sick, I'm BROWN, " "When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold, I'm BROWN, " "When I die, I'll be BROWN." "But you pendejo ..." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "Chinga tu madre, pinche pendejo guerro hijo de puta!!!
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 1:20 am
 
I got that email from one of my beaner family memeber a couple weeks ago.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 1:26 am
 
Time to listen to the 2nd Brujeria album again. "Tuuuuuuu madre!"
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 5:10 pm
 
Time to listen to the 2nd Brujeria album again. "Tuuuuuuu madre!"

CHINGO DE MECOS!
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 5:59 pm
 
That has to be a joke, because a real-life Latino would be too lazy to say that many words at once.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 8:21 pm
 
it's GUERO not "guerro".

¡pinche hijo de mierda del lechón del pene del maricón de una perra sucia!
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 8:27 pm
 
at least I changed it from the original "werro" which an actual messican had emailed it to me as

Chupa Mi Verga
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 8:30 pm
 
¡chupa pinga!
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 8:56 pm
 
Quesadillas!
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