Posted: Aug 17, 2005 11:03 pm |
Edited by: Mark Beef
A LATINO man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only LATINO there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The LATINO man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen pinche guerro Pendejo....when I was born, I was BROWN, " "When I grew up, I was BROWN, " "When I'm sick, I'm BROWN, " "When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold, I'm BROWN, " "When I die, I'll be BROWN." "But you pendejo ..." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "Chinga tu madre, pinche pendejo guerro hijo de puta!!!