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Posted: Aug 17, 2005 10:43 pm
When you go to take a piss and a hot blast of fetid urine stink, a mixture of yours and the dude who was there before you, wafts up and hits you in the face. It must be some age-old territorial marking thing that we can't stand to have our urine mixed with the urine of other dudes...
Posted: Aug 17, 2005 10:45 pm
I hate poop.
Posted: Aug 17, 2005 10:47 pm
worse than that is the smell of other dudes balls; but no matter how stanky mine are (not bathed in a week, mixed with summertime and sex) I will still enjoy my own

it's totally genetic
Posted: Aug 17, 2005 11:28 pm
spoken from an experienced ball sniffer.
Posted: Aug 17, 2005 11:42 pm
that's right....plus being stuck in a van with a bunch of other dudes usually makes one create retarded games

and Humvee Hitler was definitly more retarded than Slug Bug
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 12:23 am
open ass?
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 1:23 am
Pussy stank, but so do marijuana.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 1:24 am
The bare assed fart is still a crowd pleaser around here. Driver is driving, probably talking about how rubery and chewy Mego Spider-Man heads are, and he senses a slight weight shift in the back seat. Do you turn your head to investigate or do you keep your eyes on the road? Either way a dude has his pants down and is blowing a summer breeze at your shoulder.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 6:10 am
I believe that is called a "wind tunnel". Especially if the seat has a head rest that is jacked up a couple of notches and you are skilled enough to poot right through the opening.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 2:36 pm
hot blast of fetid urine stink, a mixture of yours and the dude who was there before you, wafts up and hits you in the face.

Ahhh... I miss New Orleans.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 2:40 pm
Yeah, this was meant to be more of an "I'm telling you" than an "I'm asking you" thread.

I picked up one from the Athens Intellectuals (you can look 'em up on Wikipedia): the "poopsticksnorklecup" where you fart in your hand and cup it over somebody's nose and mouth, forming an airtight seal, forcing them to breath in microscopic poop particles.

Closely related to the "poopstick", where you insert your finger in your asscrack and stick it, mustache style, under somebody's nose.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 2:42 pm
Ahhh... I miss New Orleans.

Dude, speaking of smells and New Orleans, you should smell our tap water right now. Mississippi river is down to 2 feet and the algae is making the tap water smell like old socks, or more accurately... a river. It's fucking putrid and there's no end in sight. but not the worst smell ever.

Lately the stench that makes me gag the most is not a bodily aroma, but the smell of maggot infested garbage, which is plentiful this time of year. Riding my bike to work on trash day is a long exercise in keeping the contents of my stomach down. Lids, people! Trashcans have lids, you fucking savages!
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 2:48 pm
Some asshole put a dead rat in a spackling compound bucket out on the curb around the corner from me. Some other asshole kicked it over after it had been rotten for a week and had filled up with rain water. I can smell it clear around the corner.

Still doesn't touch the mixture of two men's urine.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 3:09 pm
the "poopsticksnorklecup" where you fart in your hand and cup it over somebody's nose and mouth, forming an airtight seal, forcing them to breath in microscopic poop particles.

My little buttercup,
Has the sweetest smile.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 4:45 pm
Still doesn't touch the mixture of two men's urine.

The streams have been crossed
But not at the same time (hope)
Urinal cake drowns
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 4:49 pm
That's sublime, and not in the gay mellow ska band way.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 5:40 pm
Farts and whafting bathroom poop stink from other people. Female homeless bum/mental patient pussy stank is a close second.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 6:17 pm
I'm not even going to ask.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 6:34 pm | Edited by: TheMalevolentOne
Streetcars in New Orleans introduced me to that treat.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 6:56 pm
Many moons ago, I was at the laudromat when this homeless chick came in. She was pacing around asking if I'd seen some dude. "No". So she goes outside, grabs a Big Gulp cup of some sort, comes in and ducks down behind a row of machines. I figure she's going to sleep. Oh no. I start smelling this horrible fecal stench. She was taking a dump in the cup cuz there was no bathroom. She comes walking by w/the cup full of dung and said,"sorry 'bout that". I'm just glad I gotta w/d now.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 8:39 pm
Perfume makes my eys water and stomach upset. The perfect smelling woman is a woman with no smell. No BO. No pussy smells. No perfume!!!!!!

"Female homeless bum/mental patient pussy stank"
With a name like Smuckers, it's got to be good.
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 8:44 pm
I love the smell of some female armpits, myself

homeless or palatial estate raised
Posted: Aug 18, 2005 9:26 pm
I gotta go with the piss smell being right up there. My office shares a hallway and bathroom with this sketchy Thai restaurant, and their druggie-bum-mental patient clientel. The urinal is fucking painful to deal with, not to mention the fact the hallway always smells like shit. Makes me wonder what they're serving those people.
Posted: Aug 19, 2005 9:12 pm
those jag offs down the alley that are pumping shit stank water out of some basement into the allet way and the drain is RIGHT behind my house. the men's room at cal's smells better than this fetid shit-water.
Posted: Aug 19, 2005 10:52 pm
that Dr. Phil(McGraw)is one pesky know it all! How come he's all up in everybody's buisiness? He thinks he knows everything,but he really does'nt.
Posted: Aug 19, 2005 11:26 pm
The men's rooms at the Commercial Appeal (3rd floor esp.) right after lunch; say 1 p.m.

The average punk-rock club bathroom is more inviting ...
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 4:37 am
Dudes' nasty fucking feet. A shower or talcum powder, perhaps?
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 4:46 am
Funny how guys always bring up the smelly pussy. Big yawn! This means you go out with unwashed skanky 20 guy fucking hookers. If a girl merely bathes, she is clean and smells good. Men smell so much worse than girls in every way possible and bathe less. I guess maybe I am a fag for saying it, but all of my friends really smell worse than every girl I have ever gone out with. Maybe I am lucky. Girls just smell good in my opinion.
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 6:10 pm
Dead niggers smell great! You stupid liberal jive ass honkey son-of-a-whore dick suckin faggot. I'll kill you and see what that smells like.I bet it smells like politically correct trash....minus the brains,would'nt want that now would we!
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 6:33 pm
You're right mr. ANON. dead people DO smell great,but not as great smelling as a "live one" being cut open with a bovie(an electric cautery knife). If you ever wondered what live human bar-b-que smelled like,try waking up during surgery.The first time I caught a wiff-o-that, I found it hard to regain my appitite.
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 6:39 pm
I bet it would smell really really bad if two dudes were pissing on that electric cautery knife.
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 6:46 pm
I bet they DIE. But thats good "smellin" too.
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 6:48 pm
hey sam
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 6:50 pm
this new anonymous feature aint so good
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 6:54 pm
We, the jury, find this "anonymous feature" to be total bullshit.
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 7:01 pm
Hey miss linda, you at work?
I'm at work.
Posted: Aug 20, 2005 7:05 pm
Okay, anonymous post feature disabled.
Posted: Aug 21, 2005 5:10 am
the gay thread feature should be disabled too! freaks
Posted: Aug 21, 2005 9:50 am
When you go to take a piss and a hot blast of fetid urine stink, a mixture of yours and the dude who was there before you, wafts up and hits you in the face. It must be some age-old territorial marking thing that we can't stand to have our urine mixed with the urine of other dudes...
If you go in a bathroom that has 3 urinals, piss in the middle one. It's always going to be the cleanest, because a lot dudes think it's a bit gay to stand within cock grabbing distance of another dude while they're taking a leak. They'd rather go and piss in a stall and splash all over the seat than have to suffer the fear of having their cocks coveted.
Posted: Aug 21, 2005 3:20 pm
People who have dogs always have houses that smell totally rancid to me. This is especially gross when it's a cute girl, because the juxtaposition of pretty against doggie shit smell is just too much to take. Smells like a mix of dogshitskie, dogfoodskie, and doggie drool. I can't put the smell into words, but I can practically smell it right here at my keyboard. It's like this rotten shit smell. EVERYTHING in the house smells from then on in. Canine stinkie shitz.
Posted: Aug 21, 2005 3:34 pm | Edited by: dan gerous
Dogs suck.
Posted: Aug 21, 2005 9:16 pm
Posted: Aug 21, 2005 10:30 pm
the men's pisser at kagens in the qrter.. they just threw pallets in there to stand on so you wouldn't get shit seeping into your converse. sam...eat a bunch of asparagus make pee pee strong
Posted: Aug 22, 2005 5:32 pm
who the fuck flushes a urinal?
Posted: Aug 22, 2005 5:35 pm
anyhow the worst smell ever is wet bandage.
Posted: Aug 22, 2005 5:35 pm
Girls just smell good in my opinion.

I agree. Most definitely, better than most men smell... Since I got 99% male response from my "chicks only" posting, I got on here. What the hell? I just ignored a bunch of your responses so I could keep my lunch down...
Posted: Aug 22, 2005 5:49 pm
Girls just smell good in my opinion.

no arguments here, that clean girl smell is awesome. god i miss it.
Posted: Aug 22, 2005 7:50 pm | Edited by: gay reatard
Posted: Aug 23, 2005 6:19 am
Gold Bond Medicated Powder fo the crotch rot
and bleach in bowl.

porn stars use a bleach paste on
their assholes

freshins it for the shot
Posted: Aug 23, 2005 6:25 am
when your balls stick to your leg its the best
like velcro on a five-star
come on baby take a whiff
when you try to pull my balls and dick apart.
Posted: Aug 23, 2005 4:08 pm
shove your pinky finger in your bellybutton as hard as you can and smell it after not showering for a few days, it almost smells like a raw butthole.
Posted: Aug 23, 2005 4:09 pm
One time I stuck my finger in my bellybutton and it made my balls hurt.
Posted: Aug 23, 2005 4:12 pm
It does hurt, so actually don't do it as hard as you can, good call Bazooka
Posted: Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm
I once had a zit/ingrown hair on my sac, I popped it and the worse smell I have ever smelled came out of that thing..it still haunts me.
Posted: Aug 23, 2005 6:05 pm
I need to wash behind my ears more. The smell on my finger after rubbing back there is not quite ass, but more like a fine French cheese. Possibly a roquefort. On second thought, maybe I won't wash back there. I'll save the "fromage" for the next wine tasting I'm at... and ask the other wine tasters if they want to lick my ear-crease inbetween wines. I think it would pair well with pinot gris.
Posted: Aug 24, 2005 5:53 am
and ask the other wine tasters if they want to lick my ear-crease inbetween wines. I think it would pair well with pinot gris.
..what an epicure!
Posted: Aug 25, 2005 4:26 am
opening up a post autopsy boby smells like a baby diaper x100, but the crack house nest door to me was wafting this human shit/piss stink yesterday that really was abismal. i think they were 'turning the earth' where all the crackheads piss and shit and it was really nasty. plus, it got all the flies riled up. thanks, asshole.
Posted: Aug 25, 2005 4:33 am
You should smell my apt. right now. When I puked it was comin' out fast and I covered my mouth to try to hold it in but it jst fuckin' sprayed everywhere. It fuckin' wreaks in here! It even went all over my Ramones "End Of The Century" poster. Damn.
Posted: Aug 25, 2005 4:35 pm
i just got back from the mens room and seeing as i'm the only male on this floor today i got to christen the urinal this morning so to speak. i don't know what they're using to clean in there but my whiz smelled like pineapples! kudos cleaning staff!
Posted: Aug 26, 2005 1:35 am
The same poster you promised to send me? HA! It's instant kharma.
Posted: Aug 26, 2005 1:48 am
NO! I still have your poster! It's all rolled up. I should proably get a mailing tube, huh?
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