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Posted: Aug 7, 2005 3:26 am
 
Q: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb.......
A: NONE!! they just sit in the dark and cry
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 3:54 am
 
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bed?
A: Sweater!

i think that's how it goes....
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 6:58 am
 
Q: how many cum 311's does it take to cum
Al: 69
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 8:14 am
 
Why can't garage rockers land supermodels?

Because they only put out 7 inches.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 10:47 am
 
Q. Why do emo kids crash into things?
A. cuz they're always staring at there shoes.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 1:57 pm
 
Play the Emo Game!
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 4:45 pm
 
Why did the emo kid cross the road?


Cuz there was a white belt on the other side.


What did the emo kid say to his girlfriend?


BWAHAAAHAAAA!!!! (sob) uhuhnunuhnuuhhhh (sniffle)


What did the emo kid in an ironic metal T-shirt say to the guy with the AC/DC shirt on?

Please don't kick my ass..........again.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 9:36 pm
 
how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb

give up

the answer is it doesn't matter because they are all cut up in barrels in my basement
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 9:59 pm
 
howcome emo kids wear horn rimmed glasses?
cuz they're stupid.

howcome no one goes to emo shows any more?
cuz they're stupid.

EMO=COA.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 10:09 pm
 
how come Emo kids wear such tight clothes
cuz they were molested as young children by their uncle
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 6:50 pm
 
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 7:17 pm
 
howcome emo kids wear horn rimmed glasses?
cuz they're stupid.


Watch yerself, Dutch....
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 8:20 pm
 
Why are emo kids bad at karate?

They can never get past the white belt.
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 8:21 pm
 
Why are emo kids bad at karate?

They can never get past the white belt.

best one yet!
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 8:22 pm
 
Why do emo kids have sore asses?

Cuz they're fucking faggots!
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 8:28 pm
 
No offense to my gay friends. You know who you are, boys!
Posted: Aug 11, 2005 3:46 am
 
howcome emo kids wear horn rimmed glasses?
cuz they're stupid.


I wear Horn rimmed glasses, does that make me EMO?
Posted: Aug 12, 2005 5:22 am
 
Why do emo kids have sore asses?

Cuz they're fucking faggots!


That's not very nice. Don't be mean to nobody. What harm they done you sonny? You need a spankin' is what I t'inkin'!
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