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Posted: Aug 6, 2005 6:44 am
 
Is anyone here big into porn? I've only ever been to a porn store once. It was kind of boring. I thought I'd be shocked but there wasn't anything I hadn't seen/didn't already know about. What's the punk porn percentage? Are you much into porn? I just look at internet porn and download movies. Never spent a dollar on a movie or mag. If I was gonna spend money, I'd spend it on records. Plus, after you get off the urge for movies/mags goes away so it seems that that shit is pretty pointless and a waste to buy. Plus, since magazines and videos are visual, it makes them dated so you have to keeping buying for life to keep up.
Posted: Aug 6, 2005 7:33 am
 
Could you repeat the question?
Posted: Aug 6, 2005 8:44 am
 
Porn doesn't really age that badly, except for the obvious 80's shit, which is awful.....50's/60's pin-up stuff is good, 70's porn which was actually made with real film (and sans fake tits) is amazing, and most post-1991 shit is still beat-worthy......
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 8:41 pm
 
Haven't porn stores just morphed dildo depots for bachelorette parties in the last decade? They have one near my liquor store in the burbs' and there is no shame on the faces of the people going in. They even make eye contact with you and don't even PRETEND to be going into another store.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 9:01 pm | Edited by: SinglesGoingSteady
 
With the advent of DVD's, I've noticed there is a whole slew of budget porno shops that sell nothing but $9.99 cheapo DVD porn compilations. You can't get any of the "good stuff" (Jenna, Wicked pictues, ect.), but they have thousands of shitty ten dollar one's. They must buy them wholesale or something. I dunno how they stay in business, but then again, the one time I actually bought porn on DVD, it was from one of these places, so I'm sure there are lots of other thrifty losers out there.........
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 10:10 pm
 
Porn DVD's are going like $4-5 a pop now.

Folks must be beatin' on a budget nowadays.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 10:28 pm
 
those eye-talians are bootleggin each other faster than folks be beatin' off to their dvds.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 10:29 pm
 
some pornos are like 40 bucks, that's fucking retarded
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 11:04 pm | Edited by: SinglesGoingSteady
 
The one's that are $40 and upwards are the "quality" ones that feature Jenna Jameson, ect. All the big name, big budget ones. These prices are ridiculous, especially if she is involved, as she has a recent tendancy to make shit that's more along the lines of soft-core HBO adult stuff than real porn (i.e., no vag shots, no penetration). Then on the other end of the spectrum you got yr $8 budget DVD comps of badly lit amateur porn with some guy and his ugly crack head girlfriend. Not alot of middle ground.....porn sucks.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 11:09 pm
 
ha yeah, the pornos where the chicks have pimples on their butt cheeks and ass crack hair are quite disturbing!
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 11:10 pm
 
the ones with bob seger in it are ESPECIALLY disturbing!
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 11:17 pm
 
the ones with bob seger in it are ESPECIALLY disturbing!


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Posted: Aug 7, 2005 11:19 pm | Edited by: SinglesGoingSteady
 
Belladonna is the only porn star worth watching, IMO.
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 11:20 pm
 
Girls Gone Wild has "REAL GIRLS!"
that's so funny how they brag about that on their commercials..
no fucker! i wanted fake girls!
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 12:20 am
 
old people still spend more on porn than the cost of an internet subscriptionWith the advent of DVD's, I've noticed there is a whole slew of budget porno shops that sell nothing but $9.99 cheapo DVD porn compilations.Porn DVD's are going like $4-5 a pop now.

Webporn revenue nearly tripled DVD sales last year. Viewers are not buying/watching DVD's anymore...

the "good stuff" (Jenna, Wicked pictues, ect.)

In my opinion Wicked is some of the WORST "porn" out there. They have a "branded" style of Feature Porn. This is porn with a plot. 30 minutes of XXX and 40 minutes of plot.
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 12:31 am
 
the pornos where the chicks have pimples on their butt cheeks and ass crack hair are quite disturbing!

Do you have a flawless beauty at home or hottie that you stick frequently? You're complaining about porngirls and typing 110 words a minute on a forum of mostly guys. Hope your dreamgirl is an internet geek like yourself.
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 1:01 am
 
hey Arm guy, sorry, didn't know you had a soft spot for coke head porno sluts.

Hope your dreamgirl is an internet geek like yourself

ummm, don't you post here to? how about you go an find a girl with Internet Muscles like yourself tough guy.
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 1:23 am
 
110 words a minute on a forum of mostly guys
I don't post here trying to pick up some ass, maybe you do
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 1:34 am
 
Not to sound like a dick, but I currently date a girl who I think is pretty hot, AND I post here 1,000 times a day, AND I watch/complain about the girls in porn. It's possible to live an eclectic life like that, even if you're nothing but a lowly Goner. crazings!!!!
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 1:35 am
 
I "hunt and peck".

I'm not talking about jerkin', either.
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 1:44 am
 
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 1:47 am
 
"i like chicks with big tits & round asses, educated, so I can bust off on their glasses." -Biggy Smalls
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 3:24 am
 
"Rocknroll tits vibrator head/For kill"- The Vietnam Rippers
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 8:07 am
 
"Since my husband was out of town on business as always I decided to indulge in one of my secret obsessions...women" http://www.milfnextdoor.com/main2.htm?id=irecommend coked up lesbians following the current trend of being bi. what a stupid site. fucking airheads! you'd have to be an asshole to join that site and give those gold diggers yo' money.
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 3:16 pm
 
What's wrong with a plot?
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 5:26 pm | Edited by: dan gerous
 
Do you have a flawless beauty at home or hottie that you stick frequently?

I know you sure as hell don't.

You're complaining about porngirls and typing 110 words a minute on a forum of mostly guys. Hope your dreamgirl is an internet geek like yourself.

Is the phrase, 'internet geek' even relevant anymore? I mean, who doesn't use the internet? And everybody knows that transmitting through morse code is the most effective method for getting girls. Right, Bazooka?
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 5:30 pm
 
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Posted: Aug 8, 2005 5:32 pm
 
Me perthonally, I like athhair -ith what trapth the thcent.
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 7:01 pm
 
I like fat ugly slobs that drool when they talk...

didn't know you had a soft spot for coke head porno sluts.
C'mon cokeheads are nice people too...

What's wrong with a plot?
Pro masterbaters know that "feature porn" doesn't help the jerk at all.
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 7:14 pm
 
I think I beat my meat too much. The head on my penis ain't been feelin' it for the last few days. I jerk off and it doesn't even feel good. I haven't been hory in a week to boot. I should probably stop for a few days until I really wanna bust again. Once in highschool I didn't bust for about 3 days and I ended up getting really horny and shot my load across across my bed about a foot or 1.5 feet. That was cool. My longest-shot load ever! It was only to a bikini model in a mag too, not even naked chicks. After I store cum up for 2-3 days I start to feel like shit though which is a downfall of not getting off about every 6 hours. When I finally do cum it sometimes hurts b? ecause it's such a massive load. The worst is when I j.o. and my dick feels acidy for like 20 minutes afterward and then I wish that you wouldn't jacked off because now my dick's on fire. I hate that!!!!

NEW TOPIC: What's your longest load you've shot?
Posted: Aug 8, 2005 7:40 pm
 
I'm kneeling on the foot of the bed doing it doggy. I launched over her head onto the pillows and head board...My calander next to my phone was jizmarked for september the 17th.
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 11:49 pm
 
"Is anyone here big into porn? I've only ever been to a porn store once. It was kind of boring. I thought I'd be shocked but there wasn't anything I hadn't seen/didn't already know about. What's the punk porn percentage? Are you much into porn? I just look at internet porn and download movies. Never spent a dollar on a movie or mag. If I was gonna spend money..."[i][/i]

Is this actually the Operator?
Posted: Aug 10, 2005 4:19 am
 
soft spot for coke head porno sluts

can anyone find the joke?
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