Posted: Aug 4, 2005 9:03 pm |
Edited by: jonwayne
I grew up in Richmond Virginia which means GWAR. Which means kids would come into school Monday morning covered in GWARblood and GWARjizz. In their hair, on their skin. As y'all can imagine, there were pseudo-GWAR bands all over the place, including one that played a Battle of the Bands with the incredible name of Sewn Up Eyes. Crappy metal riffs. Sludgy bass. Lotsa drums and cymbals. Song played at the end of the set called "Rex" involving singer chanting the words "Rex" over and over. Singer was attacked by an "audience member" (i.e. a friend) with a knife, who stabbed said lead singer, and said lead singer leaked red food dye and corn starch and whatever else all over cafeteria floor.
All of which is Grandpa Jon Wayne saying in a roundabout way that he's always wanted to start a band called Tick where all the band members dress up like ticks (ready to pop, of course) and at the end of the set, someone from the audience "pops" us, so we all explode and leak blood all over the audience.
Who's with me?