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Posted: Jul 8, 2005 11:15 pm
 
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Slow cat crosses street,
Boy smiles with bottle-rockets.
Opportunity.

Look-y here, Boss man,
Always complaining. Be Gone!
Your hands from my gin.

Silver Bullet cracks.
This night will reveal trouble.
Rocky Mountain High.

Golden Globe Awards
Have nothing to do with breasts.
That is a damn shame.
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 11:27 pm
 
I slap my bitches
Then they will not steal from me
The Ocean is calm

my bitch has no legs
i fuck every which way, ho
then eats some fried eggs

Bitch, cook my breakfast
Bitch, make me Lunch and Dinner
Shut that baby up!

My black bitch has wings
To fly above my big nuts
Suck my nuts black bitch

you are a big bitch
you like to eat little boy cum
you should be bitch slapped
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 11:36 pm
 
hurricane hitler
headed for lake pontchartrain
and I could care less
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 1:00 am
 
you are a big bitch
you like to eat little boy cum
you should be bitch slapped


Try again...English major.
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 1:03 am
 
I am dieting
And eating too much roughage
I curse my bowels
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 1:09 am
 
Is this worth reading
Now ask yourself this question
And repeat again
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 1:44 am
 
paris theater----men are standing drunk-----I'll blown all of them
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 1:46 am
 
Grammer is not one of goner's strong points.
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 1:47 am | Edited by: clubber lang
 
chin sac meets skybag
littlemiss hotdogbreath drunk
what is that strange smell
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 2:00 am
 
One bag is empty
Two left for the record hop
Time to go rock shit
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 2:06 am
 
bazooka snort snort
records spinning all night long
get some sleep monkey
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 2:12 am
 
Now we're getting good
Just need to get something straight
It's five, seven, five
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 4:03 am
 
Blue Ocean waves curl.
Dizzying spin, wind through hair,
Good bye, John Denver.
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 5:14 am
 
i was destracted--by nine year olds entering---lost my train of thought
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 5:59 am
 
Mist falls light on shoes
Followed by summer-y stream
Try to hit toilet.

Boy George has birthday
Fans hope he goes to New York
Spend time in old Queens.

The Fourth of July
National Pride bursts from me
Like the beer I drank

Why are you mad, babe?
I think it’s a cute nickname,
Little Nut Hugger…

Bad Toilet Paper
Scratchy and no resistance
Need to wash finger.

I wake on my side,
An arousal with function:
Chubby like kickstand
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 10:05 am
 
hotter than hell is
more than a KISS record here
poor melted space man

when it is this hot
why do dee-jays feel they must
keep telling you this

search for apartments
that have been vacated by
student and snowbird

jump in the pool
till manager kicks you out
shit in spa later

summer used to be
when I lived in a ghosttown
I always loved it

now people don't leave
plus the 110 degree heat
make mass murder good

Toxic Reasons were
a great Indiana band
but they got it wrong
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 5:21 pm
 
Puff on sweet crack rock
Smells like burning gatoraide
I live on the street

Burned my lips again
Im out of rocks, someone help
Smokin since eighty-four

Sucking dick for rock
Anything for the sweet taste
Crack is the sweetest

Crack rock to my dome
I hope my mom isnt home
I am so ashamed

Crack is whack they said
Sold my IROC for more rock
My mullet is long

Pushing the product
Gotta sell to the kids now
Soon they'll know better

Meth is the new thing
So old skool I still smoke rock
I dont have a job

Start with two parts coke;
add one part baking soda,
heat mixture gently.

White precipitate :
it is filtered and retained
dry and you have crack!

Puff on sweet crack rock
Smells like burning gatoraide
I live on the street

Burned my lips again
Im out of rocks, someone help
Smoked since eighty-four

Sucking dick for rock
Anything for the sweet taste
Crack is the sweetest

Crack rock to my dome
I hope my mom isnt home
I am so ashamed

Crack is whack they said
Sold my IROC for more rock
My mullet is long

Pushing the product
Gotta sell to the kids now
Soon they'll know better

Meth is the new thing
So old skool I still smoke rock
I dont have a job

First smoked crack today.
Some kid rolled it in a joint.
It made my lips numb.

I'm on crack baby.
I love smoking my crack rock.
Hell, it's all I do.

Searching the carpet.
Looking for the smallest crumb,
Maybe I dropped some.

White boy in ghetto,
what's that honky doing here?
That boy's here for crack.

They say that it just
takes one hit of hard cocaine
and you're addicted.

My mother told me :
Don't smoke crack you stupid fuck!
Stick to shooting up.

Why, my mother asked,
Must you persist in smoking
That damn crack cocaine?

Nihilists smoke crack.
It does not matter; who cares?
We'll all die one day.

I'm all cracked out now.
It started with just one hit.
I went downhill fast.

The sweet bliss of crack
Infuses my every pore.
It is wonderful.

The joy of crack rock
is a bliss not known to all
Only to the few.

Some know not the bliss
of the high of crack cocaine.
It's better for them.

Customers of crack
sustain my economy.
They are my life blood.

Inappropriate,
unsuitable for the kids.
Crack is adult fun.

Little Johnny scored.
He's glad, temporary bliss.
He sure likes his crack.

Susan likes her rock.
Ahh... the sweet bliss of crack rock,
such a good feeling.

Michael smokes that rock.
He loves it more than his mom,
more than all the world.

Crack makes the world right,
providing all sustenance
for the true crack head.

Crack head in the rain
does not care, waiting to score.
Waiting for the man.

Annie was whoring,
trying to get that crack rock.
Anything for that.

Going down on Jon,
Annie thought only of crack.
sucking cock for rock.

Crack : Inspiration!
Starts with subtle forms in mind
Emanates from those.

Amazing, that crack!
To many, it brings great wealth,
but leads some to ruin.

Those addicted souls,
tormented not by the rock,
but by lack of it.

Smoking crack is fun.
That's what all the children say.
Little do they know.

Busted for holding.
Crack - felony in this state.
If you smoke, avoid police.

My God! He shouted!
My hard cocaine supply - gone!
"I must obtain more!">

Eternal struggle!
Should I buy more hard cocaine,
or should I pay bills?
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 6:30 pm
 
mushy brownish paste
ooze like choco-lave
diarhea's nice

my fat pimply ass
squeeze between my cheeks
rectal quintessence

i'm taking a shit
it curls slowly on your head
once again you lose
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 7:11 pm
 
shut up one man band
hope you lose your hands and feet
four nubs cant keep beet
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 7:25 pm
 
precious asian cow
slowly it walks
rain on meadow
fucking cud chewer

mantis of wisdom
sweeps down on village
ALWAYS use Mint Scope
resistance is futile

street of ill heat
tar of stick and mess
deer love salt block
i know.

mother returns with butter
melted it is
father wishes he was Samurai
nerd family
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 7:28 pm | Edited by: dutch hercules
 
hot dogs once ruled
Earth remains
Yeti's cry in the night
is Martel a hostage?
Posted: Jul 10, 2005 1:31 am
 
Now we're getting good
Just need to get something straight
It's five, seven, five


Hi. My name is dutch
serenading, loving touch.
Poems are for fags

This is a haiku
five syllables, then seven
And then five again
Posted: Jul 10, 2005 4:59 am
 
allow me to demonstrate:

bitch washes dishes
while I read the goner board
this happens year round
Posted: Jul 10, 2005 5:33 am
 
took a bath tonight
hot water lapses to cold
farts rise to surface
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 8:32 pm
 
You going to Prom?
Lucky has a tuxedo
I'm alone again

Anxiously waiting
Deep clear frozen ocean floor
shotgun shell blues night

'Cane Dennis fuck off!
comet collision test run
pump the water fast

dog days of summer
G8 was a disaster
ice cream truck chimes by

octapus penguin
whale watching on glacier peaks
starfish fornicate

chicago white sox
latenight rally monkey sex
All-stars in Detroit

Rice, Scott, Rove, Bush, Dick
Supreme Court needs two?
neo-con Nazi nightmare
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 9:56 pm
 
Naked, runs through field
Dang, Them sheeps are lookin’ hot!
Blue Bell Country Day

Sunflower bends up
Soaking Sun from all Angles
Like me at Shake Joints

If I were ninja,
I’d kick Ralph Machio’s Ass
Wax on This, jack ass.

T.V. bad for kids?
“When Good Animals Go Bad”,
I laugh every time.

Just dropped my beer can.
Like for no good reason, man.
Sorry ‘bout your shoes.

Butterball Turkey
My Thanksgiving memories;
Dad sleep-farts in chair….

Yes, cautious, perhaps.
Seen this trickery before.
Won’t pull your finger.
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 10:42 pm
 
the dutch do there haiku's there own way !

i write poem
i write well
i am
mechanical man...
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 10:48 pm
 
hay EWE know.............................................................. fucker
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Posted: Jul 11, 2005 10:54 pm
 
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Posted: Sep 13, 2007 11:02 pm
 
hurricane hitler
headed for lake pontchartrain
and I could care less

Damn, Nostradamus.
Posted: Sep 13, 2007 11:35 pm
 
sitting alone tired
waiting for something to do
gonerfest is soon
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 12:31 am
 
whiskey tastes so good
please go to the store windy
i am almost out
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 1:18 am
 
Pearl Harbor peaceful
December Sunday morning
A nip in the air
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 1:20 am
 
A nip in the air

HEE-HAW!!!
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 1:24 am
 
Twas so fucking hot
Seems like Autumn is now here
I needs me a beer
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 3:08 am
 
Summer upside down
It's like a merry go round
Uh oh it's magic
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 4:49 am
 
die run on there
you think you have got it all
it is just boring us
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 4:53 am
 
It's late, I don't care
I squeeze the juice from a pear
I look, nothing there
Posted: Sep 14, 2007 7:49 pm
 
my new roommate thinks
my divorcee friend wants him
oh ho, not so, dude
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