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Posted: Jul 4, 2005 9:01 pm
ok ..we sound like mud and death on a durt road..noisy droning minilmalistic hooplah'..with no vocals. ???? names..? anyone?
Posted: Jul 4, 2005 9:03 pm
Freak Out & The Cool It Downs
Posted: Jul 4, 2005 9:17 pm
dirty road. muddy death.
Posted: Jul 4, 2005 9:18 pm
Barbie and the Itch-uates.
Posted: Jul 4, 2005 9:20 pm
Brush Hog
Pulp Combine
The Smell Of Goat Piss
Burning Hair and the Sheep Shavers
Posted: Jul 4, 2005 9:37 pm
Joe, I own a goat farm. The piss doesn't smell that bad if you grow a sweet moustache. I filters a lot of the foulness out. So when are we jamming again?
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 2:31 am
Red and Swollen
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:35 am
I just started a band with a drummer buddy of mine we're calling ourselves
The Rapists at the moment...We have some leftover band names we didn't use...
The Taints, The Foul, Munch, The Skidmarks, Priest Meat, Ejaculates, The Choads, Geek Robots.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:39 am
The Muder-Suicides
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:39 am
The Murder-Suicides
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 4:13 am
The Autoeroticasphixiation Bros.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 7:29 am
ass menagerie
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:23 am
Wasn't one of Wesley Willis's demons called Nerve Wrecker?
I like that one.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:26 am
The Justler Millins.
Talking to my Mind.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:28 am
I steal plastic bags and use them for bibs.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 1:52 pm
Call your band Lungbrush.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 2:07 pm
The Syphilitic Sores
Sterling McHappy and the Stomped Puppies
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 2:40 pm
Gambler City Murder Killers

you'll be a hit! Owwww!!! real Rock N Roll!
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 2:44 pm
Haulin' Oats
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 2:46 pm
happy sunshine gumdrop parade.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 2:49 pm
iPod and The Koolies
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:05 pm
The Chinky Fudge-nudgers (courtesy of my band's drummer, Clive)
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:33 pm
Dalton Highway.

That pretty much covers the mud and death on a dirt road part.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:42 pm
The Men They Couldn't Shave
Shaved Grandma
Shaved to the Tits
Shaved Goat
The Little Shavers
Waxing Brazilian
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:45 pm
I've always been puzzled whenever somebody posts the "Help Name Our Band" thread. I mean, if youre not creative enough to come up with a band name then what makes youu think your gonna write songs.

Other than that:

Vulvectomy Life Trap
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:50 pm
jim jones fanclub Except for RAMONES just about all band names are stupid.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:52 pm
The Booze Hounds
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 3:58 pm
I agree with ms. Valentine. Name name your band "BOOZEHOUND" and get it over with. just make sure to cover "Sleep Bandits" and some chuck berry song,but LOUD!
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 4:46 pm
Beast Cancer
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 4:51 pm
Awesome Blossom
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 4:57 pm
The Bits
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 5:09 pm
Horny Orlando and Dong
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 5:22 pm
The 4 Heads
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 5:29 pm
Vic Tayback's Hat
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 8:06 pm
I spit on your Grampa while he was takin' a nap.
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:42 pm
Fuck Jesus
Headless Penis
Randy Rape and the Violated Vaginas
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:49 pm
My friends have this shitty HC band called Let Jesus Fuck You.

Posted: Jul 5, 2005 9:51 pm
Best name for a high school straight edge band: John Wilkes Youth
Posted: Jul 5, 2005 10:02 pm
The Breaks Part 2
Henry Grosel not featuring The Breaks
Barney Miller
Miller Time
$200 Million Dollars
(these will probably only mean anything to skybag)
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 12:34 am
the let downs
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 1:14 am
furious connections
the no ways
the rapid noise team
the FT wind screamers
Fight for the truth
destroy music
street walking gorilla
street fighting sharks
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 2:09 am
tomcruise freakout style (sweet name)
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 2:56 am
Haulin' Oats Nice!

the let downs Already taken.

What about : Fun in Jamiriqui's Bed
Pretty STD's and Fat Bitches
God Lives Here
Jesus Loves Fags
The Publickers
The Nut Rubbers
Bob Barker & His Ass Wrinkles
Got a Hooker
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 3:47 am
I am the Arm....

Why do I get the feeling these are the titles to movies you've worked on recently?
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 3:51 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
Oh, and I'm partial to "Metal Fists of Lightning Death With Canker Sores".
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 3:54 am
...and "Puppy Love" is o.k., too.

But not literally, or anything....
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 5:01 am
Why do I get the feeling these are the titles to movies you've worked on recently?

How'd ya guess? Hmmm...Did you buy these??? I edit porn I don't watch it.

"Metal Fists of Lightning Death With Canker Sores".
Sounds like Rob Halford meets Lemmy.
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 5:07 am
For the record, we carry only lezbian lines and straight-hardcore. No boy shit.
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 5:13 am
I edit porn I don't watch it

Sure, buddy. Sure.

Sounds like Rob Halford meets Lemmy

Everybody needs love. And that's the band to do it.
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 12:00 pm
A SWEET name for a streetpunk band would be 1/2 OUNCE MISDEMEANOR. Go get busted in the park, be mad! Then name your band that.
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 12:07 pm
furious connections & the bits are probably the best. iPod and The Koolies, Stomped Puppies is cool too.
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 1:14 pm
Joss Eckland's Spunky Backpack.
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 2:46 pm
I am the Arm
are you on MySpace?

The Neighbors
Neighbor Lovers
Neighbor Knockers
Neighbor Chasers
The Black Ape-Shit Neighbors
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 8:05 pm
I always wanted to have a crust band named Disinfectant.

My old band played a show as Doc Toxic and The Medicine Cabinets.

Howzabout a Freestone cover band, Eat My Ass, Lick My Balls?
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 8:25 pm
how about:
the jesus niggers
the sweartogods
the rolling offsets
the fisters
glass bottom boat ride
the git r dones
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 8:58 pm
I am the Arm
are you on MySpace?

Yup. Not to be confused as a band called I am the Arm. It's just me.

the fisters
Haha. I might have to steal this one.

How bout these:
I Love Niggers
Getting Fatter
The Sheep Shearers
The Barnyard Pornstars
The Sow Suckers
Posted: Jul 6, 2005 11:42 pm
we're gonna call our band : Fruitcup.
Posted: Jul 7, 2005 12:23 am
Toyota Carolla & the Oh What a Feelins
Posted: Jul 7, 2005 4:01 pm
the fisters
Haha. I might have to steal this one.

i want royalties.
Posted: Jul 7, 2005 4:28 pm
Members Only
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 1:32 am
i want royalties.

Whatever Yoko... I already copywrote that bitch. You'll be hearing from my attorney.

Nuclear churches chicken
Guerra del pollo diablo
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 3:00 am | Edited by: rip torn is falling apart
the wipe stripes
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 6:47 am
The Moon Crickets
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 8:28 am
we sound like mud and death on a durt road..noisy droning minilmalistic hooplah'..with no vocals.

What is this?

The Moon Crickets

Are you serious?

Guerra del pollo diablo
Did you get this MR>CHICKEN???
I thought it was fitting.
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 3:08 pm
The Broken Hips

The Double Entendres
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 6:49 pm
Did you get this MR>CHICKEN???
I thought it was fitting.

Posted: Jul 8, 2005 11:33 pm
The Moon Crickets

Are you serious?

hmm. is anyone?
surprised i got called out on it. never even heard this term till last nite, but its one of the funniest racist terms ive heard, since i dont even understand it. also heard bootlips for the first time last nite too. also yard ape and groid. but moon cricket is still the best.
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 11:35 pm
The Upset Stomachs
Posted: Jul 10, 2005 8:07 pm
Vincente Foxx and the Racist Stamps
Posted: Jul 10, 2005 8:29 pm
the T-shits
Posted: Jul 10, 2005 8:34 pm
"The Repeating Bulletin Board Topics" that would be a good one
Posted: Jul 10, 2005 8:43 pm
Herman Goering and the Spoons
Children Of God and the Joy Strings
Posted: Oct 27, 2005 4:12 am
Posted: Oct 27, 2005 5:44 am
3 Legged Dog
Posted: Oct 27, 2005 7:11 am
Toyota Carolla & the Oh What a Feelins

Posted: Oct 27, 2005 3:51 pm
The Cock-Knockers
Spare Tyre
Middle Age Spread
Y Shape & The Coffins
Daddy Rape
Posted: Oct 27, 2005 5:16 pm
Sky Douche
Pithol Packing Mamaths
Cray-zee Hobby Horses
King Kong & The Donkey Dongs
Posted: Oct 27, 2005 7:17 pm
Posted: Oct 27, 2005 7:28 pm
Ned Hayden's Cunt
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