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Posted: Jun 20, 2005 5:58 am
Hey Bob Seger, Joe Perry and Meg White.

We should put a band together. I've got a couple of songs stashed away that are just as good as these modern bands have.
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 6:06 am
Well, I am in ...as long as I get to grope Meg's tittis...
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 6:21 am
Do you think she'll let me rub my moustache on them?
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 8:02 am
Mustache Rides!!
Posted: Jun 21, 2005 9:02 pm
I'm in but only if Meg agrees not to sing. Who's going to play bass? I have some connections who can probably get us on the Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour.
Posted: Jun 21, 2005 11:43 pm
Can I be your band's spiritual advisor?
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 12:00 am
I aAn plAY tHe b-aSS fOr Small aMEricAn fEE! WronGtIme! i PLay aNd pLay&^(_ WroNGTime!)*_&^%* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE><><> i""m IN! SinCE I aM writING All tHe Song, wHAT is THe_ nAme Of BaNd? WRONGTIME!!!!!!
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 2:44 am
Asian Persausion,
Your post looks like it was made by one of those Nu-Metal kids with it's crazy use of lower and uper case letters. I can't speak for the rest of the band but I don't want to play with anyone who thinks Limp Bizkit and Korn are cool.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 3:01 am
hey y'all
ill play bass for yore band!!!
whoop whoop!!!
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 3:05 am

I, um, believe there may always be room for me. I have some solos I would like to perform. As you can see, Ms. N'Degocello (or whatever) is obviously African, and probably needs my help.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 3:10 am
that shiz is fo real, yo
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 3:18 am

Again, Africa really needs my solos... er, your attention, I mean.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 3:44 am
I like Snoop Doggy Dogg, he's misogynist as hell, but you can't tell me he doesn't have a flow.

Sometimes you just put on music to hear it and it's rockin. It makes you want to move, makes you want to dance, makes you want to fuck!

Also, i played bass on a cover of a van morrison song backing up john booger mellonhead or some honky, so FUCK Y'ALL
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 3:53 am

Do you like bar-b-que sauce? I have some good stuff.

I've played on more records than all of you, sold more records than all of you and have gotten more bad reviews than all of you and I still keep up with what the kids are into. I was talking to Duff McKagan and he was saying that he's getting sick of Slash's and Scott Wieland's shit. Do you want me to ask him if he wants to play bass for us?
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 4:07 am

Joe, I believe I taught you how to play the slide guitar as well....
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 4:17 am
i like me some bbq
why you say that?
you think all us darkies like bbq and watermelons or something???


so ill be there on monday with my fucking bass, ok???
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 4:22 am

You never taught me shit.

I'm not even in the band myself yet. I'm waiting on Burton to return my voice mail. How about giving me some of that brown sugar anyways
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 5:22 am
yo niggaz, I am Chika Chika Slim Shady....(EMINEM, BEE-OTCH)
ain't no room for a nigga like me in da group prolly,huh.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 5:31 am
If we need a rapper I can call up Run, DMC or both. Is it true the really fat guy in ICP dropped you in one punch?
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 5:34 am
Shit! I wish I wasn't dead.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 5:39 am
Shit! I wish I wasn't dead.

If you're going to impersonate me at least spell my name right. But, yeah, I am dead.

Oh, if any of you are at the Hard Rock in Vegas. Check in the cracks of the green velvet couch in the headliner's dressing suite. I left almost a whole 8 ball of some really fucking great blow stashed in there.

Have you guys considered asking Michael Anthony of Van Halen yet? I hear he's looking for a gig.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 5:41 am
yo, you be playin some honky blooze, yo. honkin on bobo be some sweet shiz, brah. thang is, seger done lost it, dig? that honky aint gots no voice no mo, i says we gets david coverdale to sing, that wonderbread mofo gots some pipes, dawg.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 5:51 am
I'm getting the impression that Burton wants to sing. If he can still wail half as good as he did on "American Woman" and "No Sugar Tonight" I think we'll be in good shape.

Do you like corn on the cob Michelle. I'm working on this really cool spices and butter salt invention. You like salt and butter right?
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 5:54 am | Edited by: Joe Perry
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 6:09 am
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 6:20 am
But you aren't selling hot sauce and BBQ sauce are you?
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 7:01 am
maybe i am...
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 8:47 am
" we may be might be fighting a losing battle, but havin a lot of fun tryin ta win"

sorry, this had nothin to do with this thread, just listenin the aforementioned band.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 11:00 pm
Me don't tInKS I LIKe doZE BANds. I LikE SoopER WrOngtimE PoinTER SiSTERS! & Ac/dC!!! WRONGTIME! KoRn is FoR wrongTime GaY frATT boYZ! rIght mEE-cheLLe?! !)&(^#^#* WRONGTIME!!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2005 1:20 am
straight up, baby
Posted: Jun 23, 2005 2:34 am
LikE SoopER WrOngtimE PoinTER SiSTERS!

Hahaha. Your England not so good!
Posted: Jun 24, 2005 9:24 pm
So are we going to get this band off the ground or what?
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 2:52 am
Screw you guys. I hooking up with some members of Chilliwak, Ned Hayden and Mark Farner instead.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 2:54 am
LikE SoopER WrOngtimE PoinTER SiSTERS!

Hahaha. Your England not so good!

Posted: Feb 21, 2006 3:09 am
my dream supergroup:

Bushwick Bill, Edgar Winter, Morrissey and Daniel Johnston
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:30 am
They're on here?

No! You can't touch my breasts Bob. Whenever I feel self concious about my teeth I realize yours are way worse.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 7:42 pm
Now that the singer in my main project's voice is probably gone for good I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BAND GOING.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 7:45 pm

I believe with the success of my lates solo project, that my wif and I will be able to assist. Of course, I will write everything.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 1:34 pm
Pretty drunk weren't you?
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 8:26 pm
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 9:11 pm
Posted: May 11, 2006 4:44 am
That's it. I'm putting together a band with some ex members of Triumph and April Wine. Who needs you people!
Posted: May 11, 2006 5:29 am | Edited by: Burton Cummings
I'm not joking.
Posted: May 11, 2006 6:02 am
My thoughts exactly Burton. I was waiting around for a returned call from you as well as the rest but I gave up. I got a project with Croft from Seals & Croft going that's going to blow everyone away.
Posted: May 11, 2006 4:14 pm
i am an out of work bass player...i am available immediately...and baby, i'm real good at pullin' honeys...i'm handsome as fuck. my one condition is that we only play all-ages gigs
Posted: May 11, 2006 4:30 pm
P.S. i have my own amplifier
Posted: May 11, 2006 5:19 pm
Cool. Give me a call. We'll discuss it over some ribs (covered in my mango and hot sauce of course).
Posted: May 11, 2006 5:24 pm

How exactly do you want to record this when you come in next month? Mix, Minze, 156.56k Encryption? Or are you thinking more of a thinner, Audiovosx 5688**(waveform) sound?

Like this:

For maximum close-range accuracy demands
High-end system: 1 or 2 sensor heads per evaluation unit and the possibility of internal balancing
Wide variety of standard interfaces: 4 analogue outputs, 5 switching outputs and 1 RS-232 interface

or more:
Also for positioning hoisting systems and lifts
Extremely short measurement time
Simultaneous display of measurement value, status and diagnosis
Simple mounting, alignment and commissioning
Pre set function for automated initialisation
With HIPERFACEŽ interface, SSI, Profibus, DeviceNet
With approach speed monitoring

Let me know.

Best Wishes on your continued creative evolution,

Steve Albini

Posted: May 30, 2006 6:55 am
Maybe we can all get on next season's Supergroup.
Posted: May 31, 2006 10:58 am
you got my vote - you little hottie
Posted: May 31, 2006 2:32 pm
I just woke up!!!
I want to play play with Meg...I'll show her the vanilla fudge!!!
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 1:58 am
Once you hear me play a real blues solo you'll realize your brother plays like a retard.
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 9:43 am
IIthin k its Time you- drop the zer0 and get wiithA truew guitaer hero

Holy fuck*I am fujking rippd
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 9:48 am
only faggots.........
use this...............
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 11:25 am
gwen, ru sure u ain't hidin' a package down there??
Posted: Aug 23, 2007 5:26 am
I'm not going to loan her any of my rack.
Posted: Aug 23, 2007 6:11 am
UH.....EXCUSE ME?!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously don't think you can have any sort of group, especially a "super" group without it involving me. Don't you think? OF COURSE YOU DO!
I am a fantastic singer and would love to volunteer my abilities for a small fee(even by Gooner Land standards they mu st be reasonable!) of a mere $250,000 dollars per concert. We could call it,

God I'm a genious.... I'll have Pepe contact my publicist to call my lawyer and have the papers all drawn up. Bob Seger, Joe Perry, Meg White, and Mr. Cummings please have your people contact my people so we can get this ball rolling. I'm a very busy person and quite frankly, I'm a little upset this hasn't been brought to my attention before hand.

Some Haitian perfu/ I mean, factory worker is going to go without a couple of thumbs come monday if I don't hear good things from my publicist soon! ha-ha.....just kidding. (not really)

Anyway! Thank you all for your support and everyone please don't forget....


Posted: Aug 23, 2007 10:56 am
hey i just saw the minnie driver band
she smelled good
Posted: Feb 18, 2008 3:38 am
Soooo...did you guys put a band together or WHAT?!?!
Posted: Feb 18, 2008 3:40 am
Seriously!!! Some of us are WAITING for this all to come together!!!
Posted: Feb 18, 2008 7:57 am
I've been busy with other projects:

Posted: Feb 18, 2008 8:10 am
i'm ready, give my agent a call
Posted: Feb 18, 2008 8:28 pm
Not me. I've got stage fright.
Posted: Feb 18, 2008 9:51 pm
Pardon, but if you're still looking for a bass player, I'll be available soon.
If Ms. Mills has her way, I'll be in need of the work.

Please call.
And buy my dead wife's frozen vegan food!
Posted: Feb 18, 2008 9:54 pm
i bring my leather guitar and ten year old girl for sexing. seeing you soon! USA rock n roll crazings soon to come! is party.
Posted: Mar 2, 2008 1:13 am
Can I get in on this?
Posted: Mar 3, 2008 3:39 pm
damn you, Burton. You and your blue-eyed soul cravings need me.
You still dress horribly?
Posted: Mar 3, 2008 4:50 pm
Seriously!!! Some of us are WAITING for this all to come together!!!

Posted: Mar 4, 2008 7:38 am
I an I tings da bass general bloodclot rasta far I!
dreada dan dread!
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