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Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:17 pm
"want me to check the weather Clarence..?" " No.. why dont you take care of it.."
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:18 pm
"It's a whole new way of flying altogether." "It's a whole new way of flying."
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:21 pm
excuse me, i speak jive.
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:25 pm | Edited by: Matthew
Jim never has a second cup at home.

Sucka had me laid to da bone.
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:25 pm
"Captain! Maybe we should turn on the search lights now...."
"No. That's just what they'll be expecting...."
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:31 pm
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 12:10 am
"I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley"
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 1:25 am
"Billy, ever seen a grown man naked?"
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 1:32 am
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 1:38 am
You like movies about Gladiators?
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 1:38 am
I forgot the name. Billy?
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 2:36 am
The boy offering the girl cream for her coffee and her reply being:

"No thank you. I take it black like my men."

There can be a whole thread of just Stephen Stucker (Johnny from the airport scenes) lines from these movies. And I think the kid's name is Joey.

I got caught saying shit in 4th grade and tried to get out of it by saying I said golly in jive. Obviously it didn't work damn it. I haven't seen Airplane in a while so I'm watching it now.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 2:44 am
Airplane! II: The Sequel and ZZ Top's Afterburner album: AMERICA WAS SPACE -CRAZY!!!

Blue Thunder and Airwolf: AMERICA WAS CHOPPER-CRAZY!!!
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 5:34 am
Jan Michael Vincent & Roy Sheider R O C K ! ! !
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:00 am
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? "
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 5:13 pm
"We're going up the tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!"
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 5:34 pm
"We're just a tad bit off course."

"How far is a tad bit?"

"About two million miles."

(something like that...)
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 6:38 pm
ZZ Top's Afterburner album:
I want to make a double concept album entitled Secrets of the Sleeping Bag.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 6:55 pm
"That's no way for a man to die."
"Eh, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening, thats a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I want to go..."

Wait a minute...
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 6:59 pm
"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh it's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes, and curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol."
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 7:01 pm
Hey, wait a second, stop. Was "Jews for Jesus" a real organization prior to the first movie? I'm thinking not.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 7:04 pm
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbau, Manny Mota, Mota, Mota!
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:25 pm
Jews for Jesus is the real deal methinks.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:42 pm
Jews for Jesus is for real.

just sold a Jews For Jesus record outta the 1.99 bin. THE WAILING WALL.

coulda got a ton for it on ebay but goner likes to get you some deals.

didn't last more than 2 hours on the showroom floor.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:49 pm
Found it..

"Actually, "Jews for Jesus" began as a slogan. In the late 1960s a moving of the Holy Spirit brought thousands of cause-oriented young people to faith in Jesus, many of whom were Jewish. As for our organization, Moishe Rosen officially founded Jews for Jesus in September of 1973."
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:50 pm
The part where the sick little girl has her I.V. knocked out by the guitar-playing nun. The kid had some great facial expressions leading up to her convulsions.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:51 pm
I got some Jews For Jesus pamphlets laying around somewhere. They're pretty funny. I keep meaning to send them to my mom.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:52 pm
Didn't that sick little girl end up as the daughter of Capt. Stubbins on the Love Boat?
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 8:53 pm
Jack Stands, I think you're right.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 11:00 pm
"what a pisser!" Ted, right as Elaine leaves him, at the airport, watched that the other day it fucking killed! I say make an Airplane 3.. no, then they might have all these shitty actors in it like The Wayans n shit.. or that Fallon dude from SNL.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 11:02 pm
"and Leons getting laaaarrger.."
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 11:06 pm
"and then the Arabs came along and drove Mercedes Benzes"

"Stryker! Stryker!! STRIKEHER!!!!"
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 11:16 pm
fool don't want no help fool don't get no help
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 11:27 pm
"We're gonna have to blow the computer."

(computer smiles)
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 1:59 am
"they can't be that far off course, they're on instruments!"

cut to cast playing musical instruments...
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 2:38 am
"This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 8:15 am
" Ahhhhh..... ASS-HOLE!" guy that got hit, as Kramer and that one guy were drivin to the airport.
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 11:32 am
'Yes. I know.'
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 3:11 pm
"He thinks he's Ethel Merman"

"you'll be swell, you'll be great, have the world, on a plate, starting here, starting now...."
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 6:02 pm
"cut me some slack jack...momma aint got no brains any how"

"...how i used to sit on your face, till it got wrinkled"
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 6:02 pm
The smackem yackem line.
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 9:14 pm
"Ever since then I've had a drinking problem."
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 9:47 pm
"Roger, over. What's the vector, Victor?"

-Conversation between Captain Over, First Officer Roger, and Flight Engineer Victor
Posted: Jun 21, 2005 10:42 am
".. listen, dont give me any of this white zone shit"

"there is only one river.... there is only one sea..." chick singin for the sick girl.
Posted: Jun 21, 2005 5:11 pm
"ooooh! there's a sale at Macy's!!"
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 11:57 pm
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 5:21 am
i know what this is about ted,you want me to have an abortion!
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 5:49 am
Mr. Raider,
Thanks for posting that. I missed it today.
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