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Posted: Jun 17, 2005 3:37 pm
Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:33 pm
They'll never make it to the alter. It's either fake or very bad judgment on someone's part.

Stupid joke on (stupider) morning radio show I heard this morning: Why did he propose to her on top of the eifel tower? So he could look at her eye-to-eye.
Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:40 pm
He is really starting to frighten me.
Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:48 pm
I was home sick from work w. a sinus infection the day he was on Oprah. What can I say?
Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:49 pm
I wish I would have seen it but Defamer had a hilarious "photoblog" of images from it. I laughed so hard I cried.
Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:52 pm
the worst part, or the very worst part, is that mr. top gun has assigned some sort of "educator" for her who now travels with her to "educate" her into Scientology. you'd think someone, i don't know, heraldo, or someone would do some investigative journalism.
Posted: Jun 17, 2005 8:53 pm
...and the other night I caught Katie Holmes on Letterman...I guess I'm inadvertantly stalking them...Letterman was brutal w. her. very uncomfortable.
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 7:31 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
I tend to read celebrity gossip blogs such as Defamer and read that Cruise interviewed several starlets before choosing "Kate" Holmes (he is calling her that now; controlling her career). The story goes he called Scarlett Johansson to the Celebrity Centre for a "professional meeting" (she was going to be in Mission Impossible 3 at the time) and when she showed, he proselytized (sp?) Scientology shit to her for 2 hours and then walked her to this other room where some "top level" famous Scientologists had been waiting to eat dinner with them. She claims to have "excused herself".

Even if it isn't true, I will choose to believe it is. I know I was freaked out just driving around the huge Scientology Centre in Clearwater, Florida.
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:29 pm
I just heard about the Scarlett Johannsen thing myself. Strange/Funny. I also just read today (which I didn't already know) that Holmes has been "saving herself for marriage" all these years. And that Tom wouldn't have sex w. MiMi Rogers (while married) for long periods of time so he could (NOT MY WORDS!!!) "tune his instrument" as is befitting a Scientologist.
Posted: Jun 18, 2005 11:30 pm
the above joy delivered via NYPost so you know it's legit(*click*)
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 12:15 am
Good line on the Daily Show: "Dating a professed virgin is not the best way to dispel those gay rumors."
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 2:13 am
Good God almighty! It's all so much weirder than I ever imagined. He's not going to marry her; he's going to slaughter her and offer her up to the space alien gods.
Posted: Jun 19, 2005 2:16 am
No, no, no... That's Applewhite and the Heavan's Gate folks.
Scientoligists sacrifice their first born for stem cell resarch, I thought.
Posted: Jun 20, 2005 12:08 am
Apparently, Maverick just got hit with a water pistol "by a man with a microphone at an interview, regarding his new movie, in England...."
Supposedly, Tom yelled at the guy "You're rude" and "Why are you walking away" as the assailant was being escorted by security guards.

Please, Muddy, Shaun A, Guy, or Big Keg; fess up. It'll only be worse if you run.
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