Posted: Mar 12, 2018 7:33 pm
The picture in that article was stoopid
. I read somewhere that the Vice article was actually from 2014, but I bet it made as much sense then as now (and I couldn't even wade through it).
I've been on a point kick lately - loving the burnt ends. I suppose I could open a pop-up burnt end joint, drop three, four cubes of burnt ends on some butcher paper, maybe a frozen Pillsbury biscuit and charge $15 for the pleasure. I'm sure I'd then be boycotted for culturally appropriating Brooklyn cuisine. I'm sorry, people of Brooklyn, for stealing your stuff. I'm really just an unimaginative asshole that doesn't have a man bun and still uses two (2) spaces after a period.