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Posted: May 16, 2005 11:48 pm
 
Just sayin'.
Posted: May 16, 2005 11:51 pm
 
What, that you're looking for a last pickup before your lifetime of ennui? I'm sure the Blackout will provide a passel of potential partners.

We should start a Blackout hookup thread, you know, post pics and kinks.
Posted: May 16, 2005 11:52 pm
 
Happy Marriage Nora! Sorry, I have failed to write back to you. Come visit sometime and we'll take you out for drinks and debauchery.
Posted: May 17, 2005 12:00 am
 
marriage? isn't that when you see water in the desert, but theres no god dammned water, youre just really really close to dying and thats god's way of fucking with you?
Posted: May 17, 2005 12:17 am
 
What, that you're looking for a last pickup before your lifetime of ennui? I'm sure the Blackout will provide a passel of potential partners.

Yes, I will be in the first stall of the ladies room all three days. Take a number.

Happy Marriage Nora! Sorry, I have failed to write back to you. Come visit sometime and we'll take you out for drinks and debauchery.

Ain't no thang! I really, really want to go to Vegas soon, I'll letcha know!
Posted: May 17, 2005 12:31 am
 
just don't run off to Mexico
Posted: May 17, 2005 3:28 am
 
Take my advice: if you're thinkin about bangin' someone else one last time, do it. Now that I'm married, I sit around and think" man I wish I'd banged so-and-so, and etc..." Get it out of your system now before it's too late!!!
Posted: May 17, 2005 3:37 am
 
Awwww.....sweeeet!

See ya in Chicago!
I'm first in line!
Outta my way fuckers; take a number!
Posted: May 17, 2005 4:24 am
 
I'm gettin married tomorrow! That means all you ladies better come over TONIGHT! Whoo!- Hoo! I'll be gettin married every week from now on, so just go ahead & pencil me into yer schedule. Let's do some math, there's 7 days a week so that means....Aw shit! Where's my calculator!
Posted: May 17, 2005 4:55 am
 
I dunno.......turn on MTV......Green Day, Weezer? It's really like the 90's never stopped......for anybody.....
Posted: May 17, 2005 6:19 am
 
How big was the rock he bought you? And when you smoked it, did it taste like gasoline? My honeymoon in Vegas was awesome, Seinfeld on TV, alcohol from fake 7/11 across the street from the hotel, and we won $20 on the Tigers. Oh yeah, sex, and nickle slots. Not at the same time, change fingers stink!
Posted: May 17, 2005 2:56 pm
 
The only cure for love is marriage.
Posted: May 17, 2005 3:09 pm
 
can I crash at yr house during the blackout? I mean, congrats! I'll reserve Friday at 10:15PM...how much should I tip?
Posted: May 17, 2005 3:21 pm
 
MALLIED?!
Posted: May 17, 2005 3:33 pm
 
"The Donger need food!"
Posted: May 17, 2005 4:28 pm
 
I'll reserve Friday at 10:15PM...how much should I tip?

15%
Posted: May 17, 2005 4:41 pm
 
my pal used to say, "fuck the tip, i'll give her the whole thing"
Posted: May 17, 2005 4:43 pm
 
Dude, you should get hitched at the Blackout. Onstage, while the Fevers are playing.
Posted: May 17, 2005 6:44 pm
 
Stop with the Donger quotes, this is about the sanctity of marriage and the tax break. Automobile?
Posted: May 17, 2005 6:50 pm
 
LAKE! BIG LAKE!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted: May 17, 2005 7:46 pm
 
"I've never been so hauppy in my whole rife."
Posted: May 17, 2005 8:25 pm
 
Whassa happenin', hot stuff?
Posted: May 17, 2005 8:29 pm
 
Sexy 'merican girrrrrrrl frieeeeeeeeeeeend!
Posted: May 17, 2005 8:34 pm
 
"...so grampa's hyena don't act up"
Posted: May 17, 2005 8:35 pm
 
Congratulance!
Posted: May 17, 2005 8:38 pm
 
"No way, jose. You beat up my face"
Posted: May 17, 2005 8:38 pm
 
if you're thinkin about bangin' someone else one last time, do it. Now that I'm married, I sit around and think" man I wish...

1) No way dude! Trust me, you'll get way more action on the sly when youre married. Esp chicks at the office.

Also...

2) Be sure to smack the shit out of your new wife withen a week to show her who's boss. Ref: The honeymoon scene in Coal Miners Daughter

3) Make sure you choose what side of the bed youre gonna sleep on, you'll be stuck with it the rest of your life.

4) Buy an awesome couch. In case you don't do Rule # 2, you will probably spend many of nights there.

5) Unless she is hella rich: Do not get married! Seriously.
Posted: May 17, 2005 8:40 pm
 
Brad
You've got a place to stay in Memphis if you need one.
Congrats Norah, and Brad. Different weddings I know. Bible Belt Baby and I will be joining the grown up club July 1st in Michigan. Not sure how many days that is. The Tearjerkers will be playing and any Goners that can make it are welcome to come.
Posted: May 17, 2005 9:01 pm
 
Well, Bvalentine, thanks for your words of encouragement. Wonder why your marriage is unhappy, you seem like such a positive guy.

Hey, in Kzoo, Ken? Cause we're playing there on the 2nd w/ Tearjerkers!!!!!!!
Posted: May 17, 2005 9:03 pm
 
I've been divorced for 6 years thank you.
Posted: May 17, 2005 9:06 pm
 
i been married for 200 years
Posted: May 17, 2005 9:07 pm
 
Norah's gettin' married but she sendin' US the presents! Shit Sandwich is sponsoring this month's Penetration! party on Saturday in Brooklyn. Thanks ARGH! Stupid...
Posted: May 17, 2005 9:13 pm
 
STUPID!?! Why I oughtta!
Posted: May 17, 2005 10:21 pm
 
positively divorced
Posted: May 17, 2005 10:28 pm
 
CongRATS!
Posted: May 17, 2005 10:48 pm
 
I'll reserve Friday at 10:15PM...

So the next available appointment is 10:17 PM.
Posted: May 17, 2005 11:21 pm
 
Sorry Ben, but you're wrong. Norah went to Catholic school, and she has a delicious little brother.
Posted: May 18, 2005 2:16 am
 
Hey, in Kzoo, Ken? Cause we're playing there on the 2nd w/ Tearjerkers!!!!!!!

Hey Norah, that's cool that you're playing with the Tearjerkers the next day.
Our wedding is about two hours north. We are coming to the show in K-zoo the next day.
Posted: May 18, 2005 4:56 am
 
Norah, if you come Friday we can assure you safe passage to Midland. I know like 10 people that are going so we can find you room. The Tearjerkers shows were kinda set up around the premise of Ken's and Erin's wedding, that's some romantic shit there.
Posted: May 18, 2005 5:07 am
 
ya you betcha.. come hang out with 1/2 way city kin.!! (kzoo 1/2 way from Chi and Det.. so punk!!)
Posted: May 18, 2005 5:30 am
 
WOW! I'd like to thank all the ladies that lined up outside the house on the news of my immenent wedding last night. But I have good news! I'll be getting married AGAIN tommorrow! So any of you that missed out last night, feel free to swing on over to the brooklyn party pad for some non comital relations again TONIGHT! Buzzer # 2L. See ya in a few! whoo-hoo! Marriage plans rock !
Posted: May 18, 2005 5:32 am
 
Mike, Dutch said that if we come to see Teengenerate in July that we could stay at your place. Is that true, and what will this marriage cost us?
Posted: May 28, 2005 9:14 pm
 
God, Norah. You're such an attention whore. No one cares about your stuipd wedding okay. I bet you got your dress from Kmart or something, slut.
Posted: May 28, 2005 10:57 pm
 
Hope you got drunk and didn't come! Rock'n'roll!!!!!
Posted: May 28, 2005 11:07 pm
 
Of course your welcome to stay ...free of charge! As long as you buy the party favors!(wink!wink!). You are who I think you are from New Orleans...correct? If not ... please email me off board as I have been drinking with Harry ghettoways for about 20 hours strait due to the holiday & such. Cameron?
Posted: May 28, 2005 11:12 pm
 
i wish i could get married, but who wants to marry a dude with no arms>? sigh. I hate typing with my teeth.
Posted: May 31, 2005 10:19 pm
 
Jews can go to Catholics schools - they take anyone who can pony up the cash.
Posted: Jun 1, 2005 2:47 am
 
did you get so drunk at the reception you lost the ring? no way, you'r ebetter than cotton casino! congatulations and all
Posted: Jun 3, 2005 6:23 pm
 
Best wedding ever.
Posted: Jun 3, 2005 6:24 pm
 
congratulations norah!
Posted: Aug 12, 2005 3:30 am
 
Did your marriage fail?
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