Posted: Apr 24, 2005 10:22 pm
The Haphazard Wrecking Crew
Some time ago, there was this real haphazard wrecking crew. They were hired to fuck stuff up with expensive machinary. They would even fuck up places of worship for money or herb. However, they did have convicitons about wrecking the establsishments of weed proprieters.
Once, this cop asked the crew to fuck up some dealer's home. The request knocked the wind from the wrecker's lungs, thereby filling the room with the smoke of the weed they just inhaled. Immediately the cop knew that he was fucked. The crew haphazardly took the wrecking ball and dropped it on the cops balls. Next, they took the mashed balls and poured spicy salsa on them. Needless to say, the cop was in a fucked up amount of pain. Upon hearing this news, the grateful dealer promised the wreckers an endless supply of herb. Finally, they were so high that they destroyed the world trade towers, which were being reconstructed.
MASTER OF PUPPETS IS PULLING YOUR STRINGS