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Posted: Apr 20, 2005 5:58 pm
jesus...just got my advance copy of the new WILLOWZ record, entitled TALKINCIRCLES on Sympathy. after first listen i was blown away. it's huge and fuckin incredible. keith morris guests on the record which is good enough for me.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 6:11 pm
did you ever stop and think that nobody on this board gives a shit about your precious willowz? and that people might actually be tired of your hyping of them on various boards across the internet? that yes, true, you like the band and that's all fine and dandy, but maybe it would be best if you kept your relentless enthusiasm/cheerleading to yourself? and that average reader of this board isn't going to:

A, fall for your bullshit of spending $500 to play their video, which you had the gall to act like you were doing everyone a big goddamned favor (hey pal, i've got some magic beans for sale, and some deeds to the london bridge, too), and

B, want to listen/see/hear about the willowz. we got it: YOU LIKE THEM. let me guess, you are their (chuckle) 'manager' or (guffaw) 'associate' or, more accurately: 'sycophant'. so you get the privilege of tagging along and occasionally DJ'ing when you aren't hyping them to indifferent message boards and singing their praises.

i'm just saying.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 6:13 pm
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 6:19 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 6:26 pm
did you ever stop and think that nobody on this board gives a shit about your precious willowz?

It's funny. You had to get a new name to post that little rant.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 6:28 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 6:32 pm
Or maybe, just maybe, Scottie, you are playing as Bubble Burster, just to hype your band/business. Just being Socratic here...
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 6:34 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 8:37 pm | Edited by: Mark Beef
keith morris guests on the record which is good enough for me.

that would be a strike against for me
I mean come on, have you heard the stuff he thinks is good now, the Mean Reds....sheesh!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 8:51 pm
If he ain't getting paid (even indirectly) for promoting the Willowz, I'll eat Bazooka's chili bean yamaka. They're mediocre as hell, and I still haven't figured out why the almost-always dependable Contaminated is putting out a Willowz record.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 8:55 pm
Sycophant? Socratic?!?!

You guys should use a little imperturbation in regards to the morphology. Sheesh.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 8:56 pm
Leave my head gear outta this, pasty.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:00 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:03 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
the Mystery Girls first record you put out was stale bullshit and dont get me started on the album artwork.


A fight! A fight! A white and a white!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:06 pm
dont get me started on the album artwork.

Who buys records based on artwork?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:07 pm
Who buys records based on artwork?

You should see my walls.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:09 pm
Mystery girls are lame.

Scottie could quite possibly be full of shit.

I thought it was funny that the bubble guy was hiding.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:12 pm
Who buys records based on artwork?

You should see my walls.

Fair 'nuff. I suppose I meant that if a record sounds good who cares if the artwork is wretched.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:12 pm
please not today of all days, people
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:15 pm
Yer harshin' his 4-20 mellow.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:16 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:17 pm
All I know that Scottie is a cool motherfucker and don't deserve no guff. He jes' do what he do.

Now go fix me a turkey pot pie, bith.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:20 pm
and after receiving an email such as the following I don't need anymore "bad vibes"

Is Safeway Sucking Your Soul?
Are overlit, heavily toxic supermarkets making you ill and eating your
brain? Why, yes
By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist



It's like a goddamn circus in there.
It really is. It's like some bizarrely overlit funhouse, a massive
chaotic attack on all your senses and an outright assault on your optic
nerves, and that's well before you've even made it past the towering
display of Bud Light and well before the huge end-cap cases of Ruffles Sour
Cream and Strychnine and about a mile away from the chemical-blasted,
hormone-injected, meat-like slabs in the butcher's section that seem to
look at you as you amble by, and hiss.

This is what it feels like to walk into any giant chain supermarket
these days, from Safeway to Albertsons to Ralphs to Vons to you name it,
and I have hereby come to the slightly snarky conclusion that it's a
true wonder that more people don't walk out of these places suffering
something akin to full-body spasms and devolving into semi-catatonic
mumblings about loudly colored boxes of S'Mores cereal and giant bags of
neon-orange Doritos attacking them from above.

In fact, actually, some people do. Some people pick up on these nasty
agents of vibrational doom far more than others. Maybe that someone is
you. And maybe you don't even realize just how bad it is. Yet.

Observe, won't you, the frozen premolded wax-glazed Pepperoni Bagel
Bites that taste like cardboard and rancid sheep's blood. Note the
Reese's-flavored, sugar-drenched breakfast cereal that looks like something
your dog coughed up and which makes your kids' eyes wobble after they eat

Taste, won't you, the yummy insect parts aswim in that foot-high stack
of cheap-ass, hyperpink Oscar Mayer bologna. Listen in wonder as that
case of Dr. Pepper seems to cry out to your kidneys, begging to induce
type 2 diabetes. Feel your very colon quiver and scream as you stroll by
the wall of frozen Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage biscuits. Woe is your
body and your spirit in this savage, toxic wasteland.

Remember that news item from last year about that insanely manic
Pokemon cartoon that induced epileptic fits in all those Japanese kids? Too
many bright flashing lights. Too much screaming color. Too much
artificial everything. The spirit, the soul, the body, they can handle only so
much. Especially if said mind/body/spirit have been at all retuned,
awareness-raised, karmic-pain-threshold lowered.

I deem it Supermarket Syndrome. It is what happens when you spend
increasing amounts of your grocery-shopping time in local natural markets,
farmer's markets, Whole Foods or (here in S.F.) Rainbow Grocery, or in
any of a thousand smaller health marts around town - and don't give me
the you're-an-elitist, I-can't-afford-that-stuff argument, because there
are plenty of cheap farmer's markets and healthy grocery stores right
now, places full of quiet lighting and healthy grains and organic
produce and friendly service and foods that don't have, as their first
ingredient, imminent death, or refined sugar, or high-fructose corn syrup, or
Bright Flaming Red No. 3, or Known Cancerous Substance No. 4, or Raging
Obesity-Related Heart Disease No. 11.

They are places, in other words, where you walk in and spend an hour of
your life and it immediately feels, you know, different. Better.
Healthier. Lighter. More natural. And you walk out and you go, hey, wow,
check it out: no searing headache.

And when you shop in these places for a while, an amazing thing
happens: your body changes. Your senses recalibrate. You calm down.
Equilibrium returns. You note all the pronounceable ingredients. You note that
there aren't endless arrays of garbage foods, most of them marketed to
children and every single one sealed in hideous molded plastic tubs
containing more packaging than foodstuff. And you note the people, the
customers, seem less, I don't know, dazed? Overwhelmed? Drugged?

And then, when you least expect it, you find yourself in some situation
or in some town with no other grocery options and you innocently walk
back into Safeway to try to buy some organic hormone-free eggs (ha-ha
yeah right good luck) - and WHAM. Sensory overload. Low-vibration
overload. You get what in meditation circles they would call whacked, slapped
upside the spirit by dank, malicious energy. Supermarket Syndrome.

Pork-like sausage in a can. Cool Whip with enough high-fructose corn
syrup to caulk your driveway. Creepy chicken-flavored sauce packets, ten
to a box. Precut celery. Precut cookie dough. Precut everything because
you're too lazy to handle a knife. Nabisco honey-flavored Teddy Grahams
shaped like Dora the Explorer. Dawn Wash & Toss. Crustless white bread
of sufficient consistency to plug Hoover Dam.

We are amazing beings, us bipeds. We adapt. We can endure the most
unlivable crap and the most unhealthy exposure and think it's completely
fine and normal.

Normal, that is, until we take one step away from it and spend a little
time outside a given teeming cauldron of low-vibrational culture, and
then when we happen to step back in for a second, we can only go Oh my
freaking God how in the hell did I ever do this? How did I ever live
here eat this drink that lick those shop here wear that date her consume
this believe that?

Remember how when you were a little kid and you drank gallons of
pasteurized two-percent milk with your Oreos and you thought it was amazing
and good? And then when you reached adulthood you (hopefully) got away
from that nasty stuff and maybe switched to nonfat or even (hopefully)
soy or almond or rice milk because you learned that milk is for babies
and besides, those sad cows are pretty much bathed in noxious hormones
and chemicals from birth? Remember?

And then one day you just so happened to be handed a glass of
old-school milk and you remembered your happy childhood, so you took a big swig
and almost gagged because it tasted like thick liquid phlegm and you
were like, "Oh my God, how the hell did I ever drink this crap?"
Supermarket Syndrome is exactly like that, except with buildings.

And yes, it really is vibrational. And yes, your body can actually feel
it, feel the violent lack of positive energy in all that processed
crap, feel it deep down, where the meanings are, and if you've ever walked
out of Safeway or Best Buy or Wal-Mart feeling oddly soiled and grimy
and vaguely depressed, if not outright sick to your stomach, you know
exactly what I mean.

Blue ketchup. Peanut-butter yogurt with little plastic dome-tops full
of chocolate sprinkles and M&M's and freeze-dried, strawberry-like
lumps. Sugar-free SnackWell's cookies featuring GMO wheat and eight pounds
per square bite of cancer-happy sucralose and aspartame. Velveeta. Kraft
"Shrek"-shaped Cheese Nips featuring enough thiamine mononitrate and
disodium phosphate and partially hydrogenated oil and outright
brain-cramping MSG to kill, well, Shrek.

We are surrounded. We are immersed. American consumer culture is
teeming with so many neon-colored, overprocessed, semicomestible, demon-spawn
products we can no longer even recognize how bad it is, how it is all
meant to drive us slowly insane, so slowly we forget to keep asking why
we feel so sick all the time, and we just shut the hell up and buy more
giant tubs of Country Crock to go with our liquefied reconstituted pork
tubes because we think this is the only way.

Of course, it's not. The solution is easy. Get your flesh happy. Get
the hell out of Safeway and Albertsons and the big-box stores that only
want to pummel your sense of humanity and joy and suck your soul through
your eyeballs.

Hie thee to local markets, organic places, natural foods, small grocery
stores staffed by people who do not seem to be secretly mapping out
ways to dismember your children as they ring up your groceries. Do not
underestimate the effect this form of simple escape and recalibration can
have on your overall sense of well-being and hope. It is not too late.
The rice milk is waiting.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:22 pm
That sounds like the greatest place I've never been too!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:23 pm
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:25 pm
supermarkets scare the hell outta me... are ya all gonna think i'm a ninconpoop if i say that i like the willowz? cuz i do. i saw em. thought they were promising. saw them maybe 6 months later and they got all good n tight n shit.

and i bought my first roxy music album based on artwork...
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:26 pm
Mark, you think that's bad? Look what my MOM sent me today!


Thanks for ruining my fucking day Mom!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:28 pm | Edited by: nicks name
OK, so I can't figure out the URL thing... whatever... trust me, you don't want to read it anyway.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:34 pm
I read it
it sent me spiralling deeper into funktown ( not to be confused with it's funner, more bass heavy sister city funky town)

thanks mom, thanks dad

I'll see you in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:35 pm
thanks Bazooka. you know i dig you too.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:36 pm
Let's fuck, baby.

Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:37 pm
1. cuz Alicja digs the band.

Well, duh. I just can't figure out why.

2. im NOT getting paid to promote

You are a liar and a queer. You've already shown that you have zero credibility with your pay to play bullshit. I'm going to find out and expose you on this one. There is a good bit of money and promotion behind this band - I've been contacted over the last year or so by more than one paid rep, and was sent an album and was called regarding them. They were in a major movie, and I guarantee you that there's enough money behind them to fund more than one unscrupulous leech (such as yourself).

3. i dont think you have room to pass judgement on the Willowz, ummmm the Mystery Girls first record you put out was stale bullshit and dont get me started on the album artwork

Huh, is that why you sought me out specifically to distro the album, and slobbered praise all over the record? Because I'd never heard of you and the jive distro you were working for until you contact ME. I can dig up specific statements, if you'd like. As for the artwork, I imagine you're talking about the original pressing. The band wanted to do it themselves, even though it was ugly, and I let them because I'm not about sucking money out of this whole rock 'n roll experience, I just want to help out bands I like. I put money behind them and let them do what they want; you, on the other hand, are a promotional parasite. Eat shit.

You're obviously sending out shyster vibes all over the place, because people are always questioning your motives around the message boards. You think this is a coincidence? I don't. I think you're a Grade A fuckhole, and if you fell off the face of the earth, no biggie. Maybe you should try Amway?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:39 pm

you all have all ready killed my buzz and now these news reports have me on the verge of suicide, just stop shouting
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:48 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:57 pm
when parents fight their children begin to believe that angry voices solve problems
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:06 pm
keep 'em coming tough guy. expose me for MVspy? whats to expose? are you the Music Video FBI? you're killing me.

I know a Willowz publicist (or at least she was not too long ago) - I'll just give her a call. I think it's unethical to promote a band this way on a message board. If you are in the band or are releasing the album, you state that fact, and everything's cool. If you are receiving money and pretending to be a big fan or whatever, you're an ass.

i did contact you and you did agree to sell records at the distro house i was working for three years ago. i guess my promo sell to you worked you jerkoff. in fact, i got fired for selling the Mystery Girls record. tough sell you douchebag.

Get that cock outta your fingers and write some English here. I seriously don't know what you're talking about. There were at least 2 reorders from that craphole of a shit distro, though they probably never paid me - too slick for even you, huh? You sure wrote a nice spiel on the record, so either you were lying then or are lying in this thread. The point is, you were (and likely continue to) making your money in "the music biz," so why should anyone believe that you aren't making jing out of promoting the Willowz?

ok, big boy, spout your high and mighty bullshit here on the ol' Goner Board. it's easy when you're sitting behind your little computer while your deep throating your beer soaked wisconsin bratwurst.

I'm at work, actually, and they don't allow bratwurst. Beer's fine, though. Are you actually physically threatening me? Because that's always the first sign that someone's losing the battle. In this case, it's the fact that you're getting paid (even if it's indirectly) to promote the Willowz. I guarantee it.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:10 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:13 pm
*climbs up tree in the front yard and ties a noose to a branch and around neck, looks wistfully back at the house for a second and then jumps*
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:13 pm
I know your type, sparky.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:14 pm
Take it easy Mark - there's always tomorrow.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:16 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:23 pm
how do you make your money then?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:24 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:25 pm
why are you being so evasive? are you saying that video bullshit you were trying to promote on here wasn't paying you? if so, you have way too much time on your hands, dude!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:28 pm
dude, quit while you still some dignity left.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:29 pm
i'm really curious!!!! fill us all in on how you pay expensive california rent!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:31 pm | Edited by: april n
maybe i could hire you to promote my band since you don't charge!!! that would be awesome!!!!!! i guarantee that i will not pay you one red cent......you know, no guilty music biz money!! this is gonna be great!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:31 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:33 pm
cuz you're fucking annoying!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:33 pm
are you a lawyer?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:33 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:33 pm
i think april has had too much coffee today.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:34 pm
.....or maybe you suck dick for a living?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:34 pm
why are you walking away? we wanna know so much about you, scottie diablo. you and your music career!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:34 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:35 pm
*his poor lifeless corpse swings in the breeze...unnoticed, unloved, unclothed*
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:35 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:38 pm
no, i was trying to find out stuff about you, and you were avoiding it. i have nothing to hide!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:40 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:40 pm
April's alright (for a white).
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:40 pm
you guys are all anoying assholes. we're on a fucking message board for christ's sake. turn off your computers.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:41 pm
thanks joe!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:41 pm
i was just curious about what you do for a living.....that's all. you got totally defensive........
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:43 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:44 pm
He surfs internet music message boards and uses them as free points of advertising for his clients
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:44 pm
You should just pay Eric and Zac and make a D1 approved banner for Goner usage.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:45 pm
"Like sand through the hourglass..." THE DRAMA!!!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:46 pm
answer the question everyone wants to know and then i'll apologize.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:47 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:47 pm
Ah Hah! I told you so!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:47 pm
i'll start.....i have two shitty jobs! i'm a substitute teacher at a small high school and i'm the night supervisor of a univerisity AV library. in my spare time i enjoy playing music with my husband and brother. one show we made $50!!!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:48 pm
do you get paid?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:50 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:52 pm
So, you're a trust fund baby, then?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:52 pm
Or does your dancer lady friend support you?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:53 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:54 pm
Ahh, again, evasion-tactic...
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:55 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:56 pm
Um, so, how do you support yourself, if I may paraphrase Ms. N's question (and hurry up, I have a very important meeting to attend with the executive staff).
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:58 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:59 pm
This is gonna ROCK!

Penetration! is gonna be a total scuzz-fest this
Saturday as we celebrate one year of the most
brilliantly stupid party in New York, and we got three
completely deranged bands to kick shit off at 8 PM...

Dot Dash presents:


There is a cover of 7 clams for the bands...


This will be a full evening of nonstop advanced
retardation with yours truly, the PENETRATION! DJ's
takin' over when the bands are done at 11PM and
servin' up nothin' but the most fucked up, b'noxious,
and crude records ever made (aka MUSIC FOR GONERS). No
ironic bullshit or pussy hipster bands here you
fuckin' chinks, just untamed nuttiness delivered with
soul and balls of steel! DIG IT!!!

Between Henry and Hicks in Brooklyn, NY), SATURDAY


More info:
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:00 pm
So you don't get paid to inundate music message boards with pointless promotional bulletins about cable opportunities and anything remotely WILLOWZ« related?
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:00 pm
You guys are all babies Please shut up.

(so Scottie, how DO you support yourself. i won't tell anyone)
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:01 pm | Edited by: SCOTTIE DIABLO
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:02 pm
twistin wombat
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:05 pm
Shut up you fucking ass holes! Who cares aboutt this shit? Not me, not you. Yyou should get a fucking life. Please eat shit and die a horrible death. I hope
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:06 pm
For once, I can't get enough. This thread rules, please keep it going!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:23 pm
done. official end of thread.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:33 pm
I work a boring office job (tie - 3 days a week, khakis & occasional jeans days[Yay!!!!]), drive a paid-off car and live in a crappy/cheap apartment so I can afford to buy records, pay for band recordings, release music, travel to stupid rock shows, book tours and support booking local shows at my expense, etc. There's nothing at all wrong with making cash doing just music, in fact, I wish everyone could do it. But it's wrong, to me, to come to an oasis like this (where faux hype and hipster grouphugs are at least kept to a minimum) and break the trust by ingratiating yourself and then hyping shit just to make a buck. I'm not saying that Scott is a bad fellow in real life, or even that he's atypical of humanity as a whole...or even that the Willowz are unworthy of talking about here (some people seem to really like them). I just don't like it when someone shits in the goner bed, and that's what this smells like to me.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:46 pm
i work a boring office job, drive a paid off car, and live in a cheap apartment too.

i just cant afford to buy records, release music and i have a often-bitchy girlfriend.

beat that feltchner.

scottie diablo is a paid informant for the CIA.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:50 pm
well put trickknee!
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 1:01 am
is now a bad time to tell y'all that I am Jason Star's manager and publicist?
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 3:08 am
wow, i dunno what this shit is really all about.

will i get a buncha shit for saying i LIKE the first willowz album & have booked them in seattle before (they were nice people), and i booked them again at the funhouse on june 14th?

or shall i just say - poop?
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 4:03 am
Is Scottie Diablo in The Killers?
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 3:47 pm
No, he is the man behind Viva L'American Death Ray.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 3:54 pm
man, fuck this "edit" feature.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 4:12 pm
This shit is worse than the days-long Alienator baiting of 2003.

Lay off or communicate this boring music "industry" duel with the email option.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 4:39 pm
Hey fierydrunk - don't read it if you don't like it. I'll post whatever the fuck I want to post and I'll email whomever I want to email, no matter what you want me to do. I'm done commenting on this thread in relation to what was discussed above, but my gut reaction when anyone tells me to do something is to do the opposite. Alright, Mom?
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 4:55 pm
but what about the children? won't someone please think of the children??
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 4:58 pm
I'm done commenting on this thread in relation to what was discussed above, but my gut reaction when anyone tells me to do something is to do the opposite

wow bro. despite your khaki's and tie, your still PUNK as fuck.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 4:59 pm
They make me wear a pickle uniform here wear I work. Its BULLSHIT!
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 5:01 pm
i just read this entire thread, what's going on here?
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 5:01 pm
Todd is pretty punk.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 5:02 pm
Todd's a total fag!
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 5:02 pm
Hey Hollis - save it for email, OK chum?
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 5:04 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 5:09 pm
pickle uniform? like you're a giant pickle? that's fucking mega-cool.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 8:25 pm
I've never heard the Willowz before, but I think they're my new favorite band.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 9:37 pm
sheeew, i don't have time to read all this, i scanned and saw my name...but anyways...I love the two songs on the new contaminated 7"that I haven't had time to properly promote being that i havce been in Europe for a freaking month and a freaking week.

By the way, i burnt myself out on Bread and cheese 2 1/2 weeks ago.

But...I love these songs on the single, the song Wake Up almost brings tears to my eyes and side A, the horn song is just really cool. It's not punk rock though, but neither is the Ponys, and I put that out.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 9:43 pm
we gots 'em for sale, some LIMITED editions (thanks alicja!)... 4.25 each.

hear what's got the kids' panties in an uproar!
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 9:47 pm
You're an uproar.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 9:52 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 9:53 pm
Now this thread's gettin somewhere.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 10:12 pm
post after post of asshatery and no one has yet mentioned that the name Willowz is totally fucking gay.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 10:18 pm
I just figured out that Scottie Diablo's posts here (except for the first and the thank you) are the soundtrack for this thread

it's kind of like "Jaws" meets Darth Vader's theme

I'm a genius
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 10:55 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 10:55 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 10:55 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 10:56 pm
willowz is a gay ass name. but I liked the gay ass music.
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 10:56 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 11:05 pm
You should ask Darius what he thinks.


P.S. I Love you, Darius!
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 11:09 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 11:09 pm
Scottie's vocab is quite............
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 11:10 pm
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 11:10 pm
that was fun
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 11:22 pm
this is reminding me of my newly rediscovered fave album X "aspirations"

rock and roll ain't no solution but it's what I wanna hear!!!!!!
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 11:59 pm
nah nah nah nah nah rock n roll
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 12:13 am
If you are in the band or are releasing the album, you state that fact, and everything's cool.

Hey guys! I'm just so excited to tell you about the John Schooley and His One Man Band record on Voodoo Rhythm! Man, it really smokes - everyone should buy a copy, and I'm totally unaffilitated with Schooley when I say this...and in fact think he's a bit of a dick.
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 12:27 am
April is kickin ass and takin names! Let 'em have it April!
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 3:14 pm
Dude, is it too late for me to get in on this? I want to make a video. Nah, just kidding. Yeah, I downloaded the WILLOWZ last night just to see what the brough ha ha was all about. Funny thing, I downloaded the last ANTZ 7" too. Bands that use a Z for an S are awezome!


Fucking brilliant!

Posted: Apr 22, 2005 4:00 pm
Bands that use a Z for an S are awezome!


edit: Limp Bizkit
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 6:40 pm
the Willowz added the "Z" at the end because there was another R&B band from the 50's-60's called the Willows. they asked the original band if they could use the name and they said no. so.....they added the "Z". end of story....

from allmusic.com:
Biography by Andrew Hamilton

The Willows bloomed in 1950 from Harlem as the Dovers: Richie Davis, John Steele, Ralph Martin, Joe Martin (twins), and Bobby Robinson. Tony Middleton replaced Robinson who left in 1952 to open a record shop on 125th Street that became Fury Records.

The Dovers built a reputation battling other groups; they often practiced with Gloria Lynne's group, the Delltones; Lynne later recorded on Premium with the Wheels before going solo. Pete and Goldie Doraine became their managers and financed the groups' 1953 debut, "Love Bells," on their own Pee Dee label, as the Five Willows. Three singles followed on Allen Records in 1953 that balm egos but did nothing for their bank accounts.

After two flops on Herald in 1954, they hit as the Willows (dropping the "Five" for booking purposes) on Melba in 1956 with "Church Bells May Ring," featuring Neil Sedaka on chimes. It blasted to number 11 R&B but died at number 62 pop due to the Diamonds' number 14 pop cover. The Cadets and Sunny Gale also played the cover game.

They didn't have any more hits but hung tough until 1965. Platters on Eldorado and Gone in 1957-1958 credited to Tony Middleton & the Willows went unnoticed; ditto for singles as the Willows on Club and Warwick Records. The Martin twins, Freddie Donovan, and Dotty Martin (Joe's wife) were the Willows for two nonstarters on Heidi Records in 1964. And a lineup featuring Tony Middleton and Richie Davis appeared in the '70s to work the doo-wop revivals.
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 6:45 pm
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 6:51 pm
Boy, Scottie, you just keep digging that hole
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 8:10 pm
i never broke ground on a hole in the first place.
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 9:08 pm
You forgot to slip in a mention of the WILLOWZę on that last post
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 10:44 pm
whatever you poser
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 10:50 pm
could you please repeat this post..?
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 10:53 pm
Could you at least enlighten us with tales of what you don't do for a living.

Posted: Apr 22, 2005 11:00 pm
i do the same thing you all do.....post on the goner board. thats my bread and butter
Posted: Apr 22, 2005 11:05 pm
ummm...I think I'm missing some paychecks, eric
Posted: Apr 23, 2005 1:08 am
Posted: Apr 23, 2005 9:00 pm
damn, can I at least have one more go thru of the office supplies closet?

Posted: Apr 23, 2005 9:42 pm
You shoulda seen the office suplies at Wows!ville. Oh man...
Posted: Apr 23, 2005 10:22 pm
Q: What did the chinaman say at the birthday party?

A: "Suplies!"
Posted: Apr 23, 2005 11:38 pm
scottie ruined the edit function for everyone!!!!
Posted: Apr 24, 2005 12:29 am
you can still edit your stuff. you have 3 minutes to decide if you just made a collossal mistake and need to get it off the board. or you can correct grammar, spelling, etc.
Posted: Apr 24, 2005 2:58 am
Great. Thanks.

Sherry-bad-typer (from hell) has three minutes...?

oh yeah and....my evening highlights are we could not vote! thaNks to the fucking powers that 'be'....fUNNY fucking joke, ASSHOLES.....

our polls were 'closed'....(even though printed otherwise, you FUX!)....

not exactly funny....or much of a coincindence......

oh shit.....uuummm..willlllowwwzzzz...hmm...it hazzz zzzz in it...hmmmm...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................................... ........................................
Posted: Apr 24, 2005 4:22 pm
so, i actually heard the willowzzzzzzz 7" yesterday, and i have to say that i didn't really care for it.
Posted: Apr 24, 2005 11:19 pm
when parents fight their children begin to believe that angry voices solve problems

Posted: Apr 25, 2005 1:46 am
dood you guyz r posin hard
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:32 am
fucking hell I think you all of you ripped scottie a couple new ass holes!!!! Thats awsome...

and hey whats the deal with the post from this page and the retards page with the different names? WTF
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 5:24 pm

fucking hell I think you all of you ripped scottie a couple new ass holes!!!! Thats awsome...

HAHAHA, that coming from someone who cites Incubus as one of their favorite bands.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 5:58 pm
who's incubus? are they as bad as the willowzzzz?
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:34 pm | Edited by: ohlala
Fuck off scottie, I like incubus, Fungus Amoungus is one of my favorite alblums, besides what does Incubus have to do with anything in this thread? and how and why does me liking Incubus make you any better of a person. I think the others on this thread have already said otherwise.

April, Incubus is a band from CA that started out really good, very jazz funk influenced, then once the major lables got a hold of them they, destroyed them, they lost there really good bass player and went straight to uncreative hell.

by the way, a side note back to scottie, dude i wasnt trying to thrash on you, so dont take any of your bull shit out on me, I was just stating that this thread was very amusing, and it just so happened you were the one getting shitted on, I would have been amused it if had been anyone else too. So fuck off.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:42 pm
calm down ladies ... take a deep breath.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:46 pm
this shit is so funny!
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:50 pm
i know, i've dialied 911 for a spleen transplant
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:50 pm
really good, very jazz funk

That was even funnier though... another one for my list of oxymorons!
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:53 pm
really good, very jazz funk

are they as good as Rusted Root?
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 6:56 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:20 pm
You know what, I was posting a rare harmless comment then i got dragged into this thing,

I am sorry I said that it was Awesome that these people were fucking with you, are you Happy. God, this internet thing is such bull shit sometimes, would you people say these things to each others faces, or do you just hide behind this curtain of threads?

Yo Joe, how is Jazz and Funk put together an oxymoron? Or are you just fucking with me cause of the way I wrote it?
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:21 pm
The oxymoron is that "jazz funk" could be "very good," moron.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:23 pm
No shit dipstick, that's why both parts are in the quote. You're a fag and I'm a genius.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:32 pm
you make no sence.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:34 pm
You're a toaster.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:36 pm
hahaha wow
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:36 pm
i dont have a comeback for that one, your just too good for me.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:38 pm | Edited by: enough already
you make no sence.

It's spelled sense, ding-dong.

your just too good for me.

It's the contraction you're, ding-dong.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:41 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:47 pm
And funnily enough our "bullshit detector" didn't sniff his own steaming pile in his earlier attack on me.
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 9:52 pm
who attacked you?
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 10:03 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2005 10:04 pm
Yo Joe, how is Jazz and Funk put together an oxymoron? Or are you just fucking with me cause of the way I wrote it?

Sorry "enough already" I didn't see that. I still love you, dipstick.
Posted: Apr 26, 2005 5:28 am
Willows....is that some kinda wizard rock?...featuring that midget guy who played the Leprachaun...in the 1-3 series...if so, I would really like to hear them.
Posted: Apr 27, 2005 1:46 am
Posted: Apr 27, 2005 9:11 pm
::fingers in ears:: caca
Posted: Apr 28, 2005 3:53 pm
Why did you edit out every post you made?
Posted: Apr 28, 2005 7:10 pm
my two cents-
1.scottie's a rad guy. he put me up on his floor when i had nowhere to go.
2. corporate "underground" bands are the worst fucking thing ever. it destroys the community we're trying to build.
Posted: Apr 28, 2005 9:33 pm
Posted: Apr 28, 2005 11:07 pm
val kilmer kicks ass
Posted: Apr 29, 2005 8:11 pm
you guys have way too much time on your hands. who the fuck cares what he does for a living? don't read his post if you don't like him. This is just giving you a forum for all your pent up aggression- especially April n- her rant was downright pathetic. Sounds like a little pipsqueak just itching for a fight, but picks one in cyberspace.
This is one grumpy fuckin board!
Posted: Apr 29, 2005 8:29 pm
i find the board and this thread in particular quite cheerful and very amusing indeed. in fact, i think i'm gonna go back and read this thread again.
Posted: Apr 30, 2005 1:40 am
I think I found what your looking for. Be sure to click on the "meet the Lords" section. Unbeleivable. Video is good too but alittle long.

Posted: May 2, 2005 6:40 pm | Edited by: RODDY DIABLO
Let's keep the party goin':

SCOTTIE DIABLO ass pounds april n.
ohlala laps up the dripping fluids.
dtrain and bajewka joe give each other handjobs in the corner while watching.
fierydrunk gives her standard pretentious bitch play by play in some expensive jeans.
april's brother does a god awful "one man scam" soundtrack.
Chris Martel posts the video of it all on his fucking hotdog website.
And the Troll finds a way to redirect all Goner posts to said website.

Posted: May 2, 2005 6:56 pm
Posted: May 2, 2005 7:06 pm
Thanks for the handjob Dtrain! Even though I imagine you're really Mike Sniper when you're strokin'...
Posted: May 2, 2005 7:20 pm
Posted: May 2, 2005 7:27 pm
Of course. What other dude on here would be talking about my dick?
Posted: May 2, 2005 7:39 pm
Roleplay cost extra Bazzooka!
Posted: May 2, 2005 7:44 pm

Sorry, not me. Still dig Bazooka's bazooker, though.
Posted: May 2, 2005 8:09 pm
Let's keep the party goin':

SCOTTIE DIABLO ass pounds april n.
ohlala laps up the dripping fluids.
dtrain and bajewka joe give each other handjobs in the corner while watching.
fierydrunk gives her standard pretentious bitch play by play in some expensive jeans.
april's brother does a god awful "one man scam" soundtrack.
Chris Martel posts the video of it all on his fucking hotdog website.
And the Troll finds a way to redirect all Goner posts to said website.

you forgot...

some lame ass creates another screen name to trash everyone on the thread.
Posted: May 2, 2005 8:19 pm
Guess what mine is!
Posted: May 2, 2005 9:15 pm
lemme guess.......TWO PUMP CHUMP?
Posted: May 2, 2005 10:54 pm
you forgot...

some lame ass creates another screen name to trash everyone on the thread.

Quite right you are! Let's complete it now:

SCOTTIE DIABLO ass pounds april n.
ohlala laps up the dripping fluids.
dtrain and bajewka joe give each other handjobs in the corner while watching.
hollis brown gets quite brown by smearing his own feces all over his body in a vain attempt to be a party pooper.
fierydrunk gives her standard pretentious bitch play by play in some expensive jeans.
april's brother does a god awful "one man scam" soundtrack.
some anonymous lame ass videotapes the whole thing and heckles all involved.
Chris Martel posts the video of it all on his fucking hotdog website.
And the Troll finds a way to redirect all Goner posts to said website.
Posted: May 2, 2005 11:01 pm
fierydrunk gives her standard pretentious bitch play by play in some expensive jeans

I love this. Fierydrunk as Parker Posey. Perfect. Where's the coke?
Posted: May 2, 2005 11:14 pm
Posted: May 2, 2005 11:17 pm
Ha-ha! I love this thread! Where's Paddy Bullocks? You can't leave him out dood!
Posted: May 2, 2005 11:26 pm
ohlala laps up the dripping fluids

stop.....you're making the thread thirsty
Posted: May 2, 2005 11:26 pm
Okay, everybody, now I'm really BUMMED OUT.

I got the cold shoulder in that other thread and no one was willing to give me that free rim job I said would only cost $500. Come on, everybody, we're talking the WILLOWZ as peepers!
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