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Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:27 pm
That stupid post on myspace that made me laugh so hard has consumed my tiny and fragile mind for the entire day. What is it that's so funny about thinking of a movie title and taking out one word and adding the word 'Pussy'.
I thought I peaked at 'Are We There, Pussy?' (Yet). But then I was consumed and my mind started to fixate and I said, ok one more...'Good Pussy Hunting' (Will). Then came 'Garfield: The Pussy' (movie), 'Not Another Teen Pussy' (movie), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Pussy'(back), 'So I married a Pussy' (axemurderer), 'Pussy' (Blow), 'The Last Pussy on the Left' (house), 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Pussy.'

I think it's over.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:30 pm
I hate those goddamn bulletins... take out a word and put "in my pants" and whatever... FUCK THAT SHIT! It only works with "SAGGER."
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:43 pm
Damn, I thought I was gonna find my soulmate on this thread!
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:45 pm
you're both in luck!
Traci Trouble, meet Lacey Underwear.

May your further adventures be preposterous.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:49 pm
My favorites:

"Six Days, Seven Pussies" (Nights) That horrible movie with Harrison Ford and Anne Heche.

And a really gross one...

"The Pussy That Dripped Blood" (House) 70's euro horror flick

"Joe Versus the Pussy" (Volcano)

"Conan the Pussy Destroyer"

I also think it's funnier if you use the word "vagina."
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:52 pm
You crack my shit up. Hi Lacey :) Anyway, speaking of pussy, I know you're the expert Mr. Agony Bag fo tricks. Can you reccomend any good porn that doesn't involve choking or women getting treated like the whores they are crap?
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:58 pm
Debbie Does Sagger
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:58 pm
Big Pussy Trouble in Little Underwear.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 9:59 pm

"Bill and Ted's BOGUS Vagina"

"How Stella Got Her Vagina Back"

"The Big Red Vagina" (One)

"Bring Me the Vagina of Alfredo Garcia" (head)
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 10:20 pm
Not as funny as Martel's "you're a ________" rejoinders.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 10:21 pm
Where is that freak anyway?
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 10:26 pm
"Desperately Seeking Pussy"
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 10:42 pm
One Crazy Pussy (Summer)
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 10:55 pm
Where is that freak anyway?

This might have been the week he was going on vacation. I hope Terry Shiavo doesn't die until he gets back.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 11:22 pm
pussy and the pussycats (josie)
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 11:26 pm | Edited by: motorhoney
I love "The House that Dripped Blood", though not so sure about this newer title..Ha! I think I'm one of those girls who hates the word pussy. It's just kinda gross. Never cared for it..
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 11:55 pm
Star Pussy (Wars or Trek or Gate or Man)
Quest for the Mighty Pussy (Sword)
The Pussylander (High)
The Pussymaster (beast)
The Pussy Brothers (Blues)
Dr. Strangepussy (love)
Pussy 9 from Outer Space (Plan)
Irrepussyable (Irreversible)
Wild Pussy (Zero...."Ace-oo! Pussy knows no gender!")
I'm Gonna Git You Pussy (Sucka)
Jeepers Pussies (Creepers)
Logan's Pussy (Run)

I could go on and on and on and.......

Man, after all that, the word "pussy" doesn't make much sense anymore.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 12:01 am
i better stay off this thread.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 12:38 am
That should be "plan 9 from outer pussy" and "pussy wars". Sheesh..
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 12:40 am
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Pussy (nest)
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 1:08 am
The Sore Pussies!
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 1:17 am
Edeward Penis Hands
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 2:33 am
The Passion Of The Pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 6:42 am
wet hot american pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:05 am | Edited by: Luke Warm
12 Pussies
2001: A Pussy Odyssey
U. H. Pussy
Full Metal Pussy
Pussy 2: Electric Boogaloo
Close Encounters of the Pussy Kind
Artificial Pussy
Night of the Living Pussy
Pussy and Confused
The Pussy Element
Dirty Pussy (Work, not Dancing)
Jurassic Pussy
Pee Wee's Big Pussy
Clash of the Pussies

Sorry....I've always got pussy on the brain.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 10:21 am
Dirty Pretty Pussies (Things)
Clean Pussy (Shaven)
The Pussy That Time Forgot (Land)
Things To Do In Pussy When You're Dead (Denver)
O Pussy, Where Art Thou? (Brother)
Do The Right Pussy (Thing)
What's Pussy Got To Do With It? (Love)

and my favourite so far...Pussy Willy (Free)

I have no job.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 11:15 am
28 Pussies Later
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 11:32 am
Three Men and a Little Pussy (Lady)
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 12:09 pm
Better Off Pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 1:43 pm
The Good, the Bad and the Pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 1:53 pm
Edeward Penis Hands
I saw that movie! That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Some guy with big dildos on his hands and saying "stop, or I might squirt."
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 1:55 pm
Oh, and "Army of Pussy" (Darkness)
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 2:45 pm

"Here Come the Warm Pussies"
"Pussy Banquet"

and musicals...

for this Gershwin would be proud: "Let 'Em Eat Pussy!" (er, that's Cake)
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 3:34 pm
Not as funny as Martel's "you're a ________" rejoinders.

I'm back from vacation. Anyway, was anyone watching the Simpsons the other day when Bart called dibs on a kitchen cabinet to go to sleep in? Lisa says "that's a bread compartment" and Bart says "You're a bread compartment." it fucking blew my mind. and just wait until my report on the "chili dog diet" being advertised at the "weinerschnitzel" chain. I need to start wearing my foil helmet.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 3:44 pm
ur a ferl helmut
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 4:07 pm
You're a delusions of grandeur.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 4:58 pm
I don't know y'all. I'm just not getting this thread. It's not working w. any of my titles...

Cum On My Pussy (Tits)
Bancock FuckPussy (Fest)
Banyard Pussies (Bitches)
ok ok
DeepPussy (Throat)'s kinda funny but...

Is it me??
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 5:04 pm
all the doors in France say "poussez".
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 5:12 pm
His Holiness Bateman Decreed: 'You're a delusions of grandeur.'

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 5:42 pm
That wasn't directed at you, Gary.

PS: I just found Matt R covered in blood in the dog park.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 5:44 pm
I was wondering. I'm not used to sucker-punches from Bateman, and that caught me off guard.

Is Matt OK?
Do you have a camera?
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 5:44 pm | Edited by: SAMBEAUX
Aw fuck, sounds like Neil Hamburger tracked him down and kicked his ass for his little cup of urine stunt.

ps. you're a dog park.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 5:47 pm
Is he still bleeding? I can be there in 5 minutes to capture the moment.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 5:58 pm
Some nicer suggestions...

Pussy Is Beautiful (Life)
When A Man Loves A Pussy (Woman)
It's A Wonderful Pussy (Life)
The Greatest Pussy On Earth (Show)
I Love Pussy (Huckabees)
Carry On Up The Pussy (Jungle)
The Sweet Pussy (Hereafter)
The Sweetest Pussy (Thing)
The Sweet Smell Of Pussy (Success)

Slightly nastier ones...

Twelve Angry Pussies (Men)
Honey, I Blew Up The Pussy (Kid)
Ten Things I Hate About Pussy (You)
The Killing Pussies (Fields)
If Pussies Could Kill (Looks)
Death Of A Pussy (Angel)

I have way too much time on my hands. I'm gonna stop.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 6:16 pm
pussy 2: the electric boogaloo (breakin')
shaft in pussy (africa)
i'm gonna get you, pussy! (sucka)
on her majesty's secret pussy (service)

that's not as fun as I thought it would be
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 6:43 pm
Escape From Sagger Mountain
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 6:44 pm
Pussy and Screaming (Kicking)
Pussy Trap (Parent)
The Iron Pussy (Giant)
Hollywood Pussies (Knights)
Great Pussies of Fire! (Balls)
Garden Pussy (State)
Another State of Pussy (Mind)
The Sore Pussies (Losers)
Yeah, this ain't fun.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 6:50 pm
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 7:29 pm
pussy 2: the electric boogaloo (breakin')
i'm gonna get you, pussy! (sucka)

HEY! I beat you to those two!

Purple Pussy
Pussy Club
Flight of the Pussy
E.P.:the extra-pussy
Pussy 1138
Citizen Pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 7:48 pm
I Spit on Your Pussy
Dirty Rotten Pussies
A Fistfull of Pussy

and of course

The Pussyening

this is just too easy.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:06 pm
you're a too easy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:11 pm
Score one for Pussyson!
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:32 pm
pussy, pussy, pussy! eric, please censor this pussy talk.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:35 pm
Pretty in Pussy
Breakfast Pussy
Sixteen Pussies
That was then, this is Pussy
Less than Pussy
St. Elmo's Pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:37 pm
Never Say Pussy Again
Diamonds are for Pussies
Dr. Pussy
From Russia with Pussy
The Man with the Golden Pussy
Pussy Royale
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:43 pm
Guess Who's Coming to Pussy?
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:47 pm
faster pussycat kill kill
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 8:53 pm
Arturo, I can't believe you dropped the ball on that one. It should be One Flew Over the Pussy's Nest.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:26 pm
Indiana Jones and the Pussy of Doom
Raiders of the Lost Pussy
Indiana Jones and the Pussy Crusade
or alternatively, Indiana Jones and the Last Pussy

It's a (hot)box set!
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:35 pm
Gone With the Pussy
The Hunt For Red Pussy
Dude, Where's My Pussy?
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:36 pm
If ya can't beat em...

Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:46 pm
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:51 pm
Wow, that one was actually funny.
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:52 pm | Edited by: lamb puppy
cuz JJ rulez... baaaaa-rk
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:56 pm
good job jj
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:58 pm
bruce lee in
enter the pussy
the pussy connection
fists of pussy
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 9:59 pm
i mean enter the sagger
the sagger connection
(you're not gonna get fists of sagger- it sounds too cool)
Posted: Mar 31, 2005 10:27 pm
Stop! Or My Pussy Will Shoot
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 3:39 am
Throw Pussy from the Train (Momma)
Close Encounters of the Pussy Kind (Third)
Once Upon a Time in the Pussy (West)
Look Whose Pussy's Talking
Star Trek III: The Search for Pussy (Spock)
A Pussy Too Far (Bridge)
The Pussies Have Eyes (Hills)
My Bloody Pussy (Valentine)

yes, too easy.
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 3:49 am
...so alone...
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 5:08 am
waiting for pussy
best in pussy
a mighty pussy
almost pussy
million dollar pussy
a piano for mrs. pussy
likely pussy
the princess pussy
alright, i'll pause on the christopher guest now...
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 6:19 am
Pussy (Hostage)
The Pussy (Brothers)
Ordinary Pussy (People)
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 8:59 am
Pussy Tap (C'mon, do I gotta tell ya?)
Ichi the Pussy (Killer)
Jacob's Pussy (Ladder)
*P*U*S*S*Y* (MASH)
Saving Private Pussy
The Pussy After Tomorrow
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 11:35 am
My Big Fat Greek Pussy

Ewwww, sorry.
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 2:53 pm
Meatpussy (balls)
Pussy City (Sin)
The Princess Pussy (Bride)
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 2:59 pm
sorry. but i like the idea of a Cuckoo's Pussy better than a Pussy's Nest. i'll try to make up for it anyways.

Willy Wonka and the Pussy Factory (chocolate)
Schindler's Pussy (List)
The Exterminating Pussy (Angel)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Pussy (Mind)
The Day the Pussy Stood Still (Earth)
The Wizard of Pussy (Oz)
Invasion of The Pussy Snatchers (Body)
Dances With Pussy (Wolves)
My Best Friend is a Pussy (Vampire)
My Stepmom's A Pussy (Alien)
My Mom's A Pussy (Werewolf)
I Was a Teenage Pussy (again Werewolf)
Pussy Management (Anger)
Pussy Day Care (Daddy)
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 3:02 pm
A Pussy of their Own (League)
Man Bites Pussy (Dog)
Encino Pussy (Man)
Yor:The Pussy From The Future (Hunter)
A Boy and His Pussy (Dog)
The Cars that Ate Pussy (Paris)
American Ninja 3: Pussy Hunt (Blood)
Spring Break Pussy Attack (Shark)
Seven Pussies For Seven Brothers (Brides)
Miss Congeniality 2:Armed and Fabulous Pussy
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 3:10 pm
Pussy of a Mad Black Woman.
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 3:14 pm
I'm annoyed that I keep checking this thread and not finding it funny. I can't stop. I hate myself.

Dr. Caligari's Douchebag
Douchebag of Glass
Even Douchebags Started Small
Douchebag Verde
Husbands and Douchebags
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Douchebag
Bridget Jones' Douchebag
Repo Douchebag
Electra Glide in Douchebag
I am Curious Douchebag
Soy Douchebag (Cuba)

I'm a "douchebag man", myself.
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 5:05 pm
repo pussy (repo man)
Raging Pussy (raging bull)
Good Pussys (good fellas)
The Good the Bad and The Pussy (the good the bad andthe ugly)
Big Pussy in Little China (Big Trouble in Little China)
Endless Pussy (endless summer)
Something about Pussy (Something about mary)
The Green Pussy (the green mile)
Pussy and Hooch (turner and hooch)
Bravepussy (braveheart)

Why am i doing this. this amuses me. i need that perfect pussy title...
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 5:18 pm
Soylent Pussy
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 5:19 pm
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 5:28 pm
this is pussy (stupid)
it's not even pussy (funny)
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 5:48 pm
pussy smurf
pussy smurf
smurf pussy
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 6:10 pm | Edited by: Hugh Jass
I hope none of these have been used...

The Pussy Who Knew Too Much
4 Pussies and a Funeral
Smokey and the Pussy
The Red Pussy of Courage
There's Something About Pussy
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 6:40 pm
How Stella got her Pussy Back?
Posted: Apr 1, 2005 7:39 pm
red state blues- You're getting confused. It's only funny when I do it.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 8:02 pm
How about some TV:
Everybody Loves Pussy (Raymond)
King of Pussy (Queens)
Cold Pussy (Case)
The Price is Pussy (Right)
As the Pussy Turns (World)
Guiding Pussy (Light)
Two and a Half Pussies (Men)
Yes, Pussy (Dear)
The Amazing Pussy (Race)
**CBS is the greatest!**

Pussy Factor (Fear)
Pussy Makeover (Extreme)
The Pussy Court (People's)
Law & Order: Pussy Intent (Criminal)
Touched By Pussy (An Angel)
Pussy Heaven (7th)
Pussy Idol (American)
America's Next Top Pussy (Model)
Pussy on a Stick (Life)
Pussy Watch (Third)
What I Like About Pussy (You)
Malcolm in the Pussy (Middle)
Trading Pussy (Spaces)
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 8:52 pm
Damn you Lacey! Now my feeble mind is totally, utterly occupied with pussy too. Good to see you and your friend last night though.

The Man With One Red Pussy (shoe)
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:10 pm
You dopes don't need to put the word you're replacing in parenthesis. It's just making an already-annoying-enough thread even more annoying.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:11 pm
I've been thinking about how everybody is a silly bitch.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 9:36 pm
No, you haven't. You've been thinking about coke.
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 10:06 pm
Good to see you too MH! Lookin' good!
Posted: Apr 20, 2005 11:05 pm
Pussy Star Galactica
Pussy Rogers in the 25th Century
Gilligans Pussy
Creature from the Black Pussy
E.P. The Extra Pussy
American Pussystand
The Pussy Griffith Show
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 12:14 am
Pussy On A Hot Tin Roof
The Manchurian Pussy
Kracatoa East Of Pussy
What's Up Pussy? (half a point, methinks ...)

Oh, I give up ...
Posted: Apr 21, 2005 1:00 am
Leave It To Beaver
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 9:25 am
Here it is.
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 10:14 am
was anyone watching the Simpsons the other day when Bart called dibs on a kitchen cabinet to go to sleep in? Lisa says "that's a bread compartment" and Bart says "You're a bread compartment." it fucking blew my mind.

Goner history right there, kids!

Clash of the Sagger.
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 11:23 am
How Stella got her pussy back
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 12:43 pm
The Reigning Pussy
Teddy and the FratPussies
Led Pussy
Pussy and the Pussyjets
David Allan Pussy
GG Pussy
Jay Reapussy
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 12:44 pm
Pussy Enemy
NWP (niggaz wit pussy)
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 5:02 pm
Grumpier Old Pussy
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 6:10 pm
Sam Peckinpussy's flicks

The Pussy of Cable Houge
Bring me the Pussy of Alfredo Garcia
The Pussy Bunch
Pussy Rides
Straw Pussy
Ride the High Pussy
The Pussy Elite
Pussy of Iron or Cross of Pussy not sure which is better
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 6:54 pm
Pussies we've watched recently:
The Social Pussy
True Pussy (or worse...Pussy Grit)
Despicable Pussy
Scott Rogers is a Big Fucking Pussy
The Pussy (Pacific)
For A Few Pussies More
Pussyloosa (loose-a pussy??)
Wallstreet 2: Pussy Never Sleeps
Bruce's Face Looks Like A Pussy
The Pussy (Town)
Say Pussy (Anything)
The (That) Bourne Pussy
The Bridge Over Pussy River
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 7:35 pm
I Spit on Your Pussy
Dirty Rotten Pussies
A Fistfull of Pussy
The Pussyening
Soylent Pussy

I've gotta hand it to the 24 year old me, those were pretty good
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 9:46 pm
Pussybusters (mythbusters)
Pussy & Recreation (parks)
Dog The Pussy Hunter (Bounty)
Little Shop of Pussy (Horrors)
Dirty Rotten Pussy (Scoundrels)
Robin Hood: Men in Pussy (Tights)
Posted: Jan 21, 2011 7:43 pm
i loved this thread when it ran. man, i MISS these days.
Posted: Jan 22, 2011 11:14 am
he's just not that into pussy.

i mean sagger.
Posted: Jan 22, 2011 12:55 pm
the pussy that saved pittsburgh
Posted: Jan 22, 2011 3:03 pm
I just finished watching Barely Pussy Vol #137.
Posted: Jan 30, 2011 8:20 pm
When Harry Met Pussy
Posted: Jan 31, 2011 9:26 am
It's My Pussy (Turn)

Pussy Attraction (Fatal)

Romancing The Pussy (Stone)

A Pussy Line (Chorus)

Pussy Street (Wall)

Black Pussy (Rain)

Pussy Instinct (Basic)

Basic Pussy (Instinct)

Shining Pussy (Through)

The War of the Pussy (Roses)

The Pussy and The Darkness (Ghost)

A Perfect Pussy (Murder)

The China Pussy (Syndrome)

The Star Pussy (Chamber)

The Pussy Chamber (Star)

Pussy at Six A.M. (Adam)

Cast a Pussy Shadow (Giant)

All Michael Douglas movies except for this one:

Indecent Pussy (Proposal)
Posted: Jan 31, 2011 9:27 am
Fatal Pussy (Attraction)
Posted: Jan 31, 2011 1:52 pm
Pussy (Invictus)
Pussy (Up)
Pussy (Secretariat)
Pussy (Jack)
Pussy (Twilight)
Pussy (Saw)
Pussy (Rudy)
Pussy (Batman)
Pussy (Daredevil)
Pussy (Superman)
Pussy II (Superman II)
Eat, Pussy, Love
Posted: Jan 31, 2011 2:16 pm
Shaving Pussy's Privates
Pussy Hump
Pussy Friction
A Clockwork Pussy
White Pussy Can't Hump
On Golden Pussy
Ass Pussy: Smut Detective
ET: The Pussy-Testicle
A Few Hard Pussy
A Rear and Present Pussy
American History Pussy
Ball the President's Pussy
Big Pussy in Little Vagina
Enema of the Pussy
Pussy Erection
Pussy Your Willy
I Know Who Pussy Did Last Summer
Intercourse With a Pussy
In Diana Jones and the Pussy of Poon
Little Oral Pussy
Lawrence of a Labia
Pussy in Juliet
Who Reamed Roger Pussy?
Yo Quiero Taco Pussy
You've Got Pussy
Edward PenisPussy
The Usual Pussy
Pussying the Bone
Posted: Jan 31, 2011 2:20 pm
Weapons of Ass Pussy
Cock and Pussy
Saddam's Pussy Hole
Gaymen 2: Pussy United
Butt Pussy of the Carribean: Pussy of the Black Pussy
Pussy of the Cockrings: Return of the Cockring
Dr. Pussy's the Ass in the Hat
Jack Pussy in School of Cock
Bend Over Like Pussy
The Paris Hilton Sex Tape Part Pussy: Revenge of the Bimbo
Posted: Jan 31, 2011 2:21 pm
Pussy and the Pussycats
Faster, Pussycat! Pussy! Pussy!
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