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Posted: Mar 28, 2005 8:00 pm
About a year ago on the Goner board there was a thread about an old prank phone call tape where dudes were recorded calling a sex chat line and then unknowingly talking to a computer-recorded woman's voice.
Her dirty talk gets progressively bizzare, hence the hilarity.

But for the life of me I can't recall the name the 'girl' went under, or where the mp3s could be found on-line.

Posted: Mar 28, 2005 8:12 pm
This would be the "Kathy McGinty" CD-R. It was released twice, first on "Hamburger Records" by the couple that made the recording, and then, unbeknownst to them, notorious LA fat man of dubious intent Michael Sheperd (sic?) released his own version, or tried to. He was the "partner" of Nick Bougas in the "Celebrities At Their Worst" series, and had a hand in releasing many of those other audio verite' recordings (Judy Garland and such...). I believe that the Mad Computer Whatever... imprint is his.

Here's a detailed description of what it really is....

MCGINTY, KATHY s/t (Hamburger Records) cd-r
You ever have that problem where you're in an internet sex chat room, and you make a date with some pervy girl for a phone sex session, and then when you call her up it's actually some jerk with a sampler loaded with a sexy female voice telling you things like "Taco Bell is sooo good?" Well if you did, chances are you're one of the crank call victims on this extremely funny and fucked up cd-r. We guarantee, if you hear this stuff you'll die laughing (unless you're a total prude, of course). It's really unbelievable how pathetic the guys are who attempt to carry on a phone sex chat with "Kathy McGinty", who is pretty obviously a recorded voice triggered by someone's Yamaha SU10 sampler. They don't seem to mind that she sounds like she's talking to them over a CB radio, or that most of what she says is absurd and nonsensical, like a random sound collage from a porno movie. Her Taco bell comment just gets a moan of agreement from the hapless caller.
A few of the callers figure it out, and then it gets even more pathetic as they continue to masturbate, being such geeks that they're turned on by the technical details of the joke (one guy asks, excitedly, about if the sampler is triggered by keyboard or mouse). But most of the guys are so clueless and horny that they're completely unfazed by Kathy's bizarre comments ("I think you might be racist", "I want to have your retarded babies", "I've got a pickle in my ass") and limited vocabulary (she says "Yesssss!" the same way every time), or her deafeningly noisy, Merzbow-level obviously-looped screams of orgasmic ecstasy. We could go on, but we don't want to reveal too much. Just get this, it's the best crank call disc we've heard in a long time. You'll be playing it for everyone you know, except maybe your mom. Absurdly funny.
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 8:18 pm
...and it really is funny, very funny...I just came across my copy a couple of weeks ago after having not heard it for 2 - 3 years....
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 8:35 pm
Thanks, Andy.

Posted: Mar 28, 2005 8:59 pm | Edited by: SigmundFreud
I believe you have severe issues with your mother.
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 9:13 pm
SHIT!! where can you get this thing?
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 9:19 pm
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 10:02 pm
that is great. I got off right away. thanks
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 10:10 pm
Good lord.
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 11:10 pm
I applied for a job as a phone sex operator. If I get it, I'll let you all know and you can call me so I can make some money.

Posted: Mar 29, 2005 2:23 am
my cousin worked as one. she thought it was funny at first but then dudes called in with some real nasty shit (like father/"daughter"/sleeping shit) and she left. consider yourself warned!
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 2:38 am
Ya can't do that???!!!
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 3:32 am
'I'm all fucked up from huffing Scotch-Guard.'
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 6:19 am
I call those lines all the time, great stuff. I'm a big fan of sluts with nuts.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 5:42 pm
The guy who made this cd is officiating at my wedding.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 8:28 pm
Yeah, I seem to remember reading that they were from Chicago.
Posted: Dec 26, 2007 5:20 pm
I own a phone sex company. Yes you get all sorts of calls and some can be quite bizzare. (Guys that like to be shrunk to 3 inches tall) What most people dont understand is that its not just "moaning on the phone". I look for women who are articulate, open minded, creative and most importantly have charisma. I can teach women how to handle calls, but I cant teach them how to have a personality.

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