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Posted: Mar 28, 2005 1:36 am
Sorry Ray, but
GRAND THEFT PARSONS has you beat by fucking miles. Goddamn, I can't even begin to tell you how fucking horrible this waste of time is.
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 12:32 pm
Boondock Saints
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 1:31 pm
Hey Mark, you never did get me an address to send that cd to ya over in Europe..... shoot me an e-mail with it...
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 3:55 pm
Boondock Saints is horrible
Posted: Mar 28, 2005 8:35 pm
Thanks for the warning.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 12:55 am
Quest for the Mighty Sword
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 12:57 am
Blues Brothers 2 probably has even THAT beat. It's one of those movies that rely's on a child for zany comic relief. Ouch....
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 1:12 am
...league of extraordinary gentlemen...
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 1:33 am
You Got Served
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 1:51 am
I dunno if Boondock Saints is the worst movie ever made, but it's definetly the most horrible movie I've ever seen which multiple people told me I HAVE to see. Probably tied with Dude, Where's My Car? in that category.

Ronin is pretty fucking horrible.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 1:55 am
You Got Served

You shouldn't have watched that in the first place.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 2:00 am
I had to watch it, because I was forced to screen it at the movie theater I worked at. It seriously IS the worst movie.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 2:14 am
Natural Born Killers has em all beat
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 2:18 am
It gets points for having Rodney Dangerfield and "Drums A Go Go" by the Hollywood Persauders though.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 6:17 am
Fat Albert.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 6:40 am
super troopers
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 7:46 am
8 Mile
The last 2 Matrix flicks
Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow

crap..all crap
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 1:52 pm
"The Weirdo" by Andy Milligan
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 3:11 pm
I liked super troopers alot.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 4:08 pm
Howzabout Scooby Doo? The list is really too long, though thanks for the GTP tip.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 4:14 pm | Edited by: JJ Champion
Maybe 12 or 13 years ago, a friend of a friend worked at a theater and let us sneak into movies. We went one Saturday afternoon and the only thing that was starting at the time we showed up was this horror movie called "Popcorn." I don't remember anything about it other than hating it so much that I couldn't even think "at least I didn't pay for that." Instead, I was furious that I had wasted 90 minutes of my life watching that piece of shit; 90 minutes that I would never get back.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 4:38 pm
Destiny Turns On the Radio---the one and only time I have actually walked out of a film and asked the theatre for my money back. The kicker was that when I got to the ticket concession they just looked at me, said "Destiny Turns On the Radio, huh?" and gave me my cash which they had at the ready.
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 6:07 pm
That's too bad. . . .Who plays Gram Parsons again?
Posted: Mar 29, 2005 9:20 pm
The Dentist with Corben Burnstein often gets terrible reviews, but i thought it was a work of pulitzer caliber genius.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 5:55 am
Alien Apocalypse
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 6:01 am
hollywood hot tubs II
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 7:32 am
van helsing
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 8:44 am
Blues Brothers 2 probably has even THAT beat.

I refuse to see this movie.
The first one is perhaps THE finest moment in comedic cinema.
I don't want that to be ruined.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 10:27 am
If you ever end up in the Collierville(right outside of Memphis) Blockbuster, be sure to rent "Blood Lake." It is probably my favorite movie ever. Its supposed to be a horror movie about a group of friends who go to a otherwise peaceful lake, but little do they know that a killer is on the loose. Its shot in "Fleming Fine Furniture" style cinemotography, and has a 20-30 minute scene of kids waterskiing and another 20-30 minute scene of the kids playing some sort of drinking game. The killer is a landowner who decides to take vengeance against the kids because one of the girls' dads "Bought the land but never paid for it!" I've been only able to find it at the Collierville blockbuster, but it is worth the drive.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 2:29 pm
Thanks for the spoiler assmunch!
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 2:36 pm
I gotta say that Boondock Saints was terrible. Hyped for no apparent reason. I thought the scene where Wilem Dafoe was trying to act like dude from the Professional(i just had a brain fart) while listening to his headphones and dancing around the crime scene. Blatant theivery.

It was funny when he was laying in bed w/a dude and told him "you're such a fag!" The only redeeming line in the film.

The only movie I remember walking out of was Warlock in 1991. Worst, cheesy "horror" film ever.

Billy Madison sucks too. So did Ace Ventura 2. Usually like both of those guys, but not those movies.
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 4:22 pm | Edited by: motorhoney
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 4:23 pm
Don't you mean "Blues Brothers 2000"??
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 6:51 pm
Posted: Mar 30, 2005 7:25 pm
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