Posted: Aug 23, 2019 11:52 pm
YES! The rumor is true. Dominic Fumusa and I have reunited on the set of "Divorce"! I know! it's been like, 20 years since we were "together" on the Emmy winning Sex and the City, so it will be a big treat for all you little Gooners out there when it airs! Feel free to send your "Congratulations" gift baskets to the W Hotel in Union Square as we are "slumming it" for the weekend to see how the little people live. Some of them just sit in the park all day! Who knew?
Now, the way to make the Gooner Bored better would be to have this wonderful painting of ME as the first thing you see when you come here. It would make everyone feel classy as well as know their place. I commissioned Pepe Jr Jr's family in wherever to have it made. Ok, i threatened his job but thats OK because they were HAPPY TO DO IT! It only took them 8 months and they lost a couple of siblings in the process, but thats a small price to pay for PRICELESS ART right? Regardless, it would be a 100% improvement. Also, we could have my new shoe line samples rotate on each side of the screen so you will be reminded of what to buy me.
BUY MY PERFUME!