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Posted: Jun 16, 2019 4:29 am
Helloooo Gooners! Big news!

I am auctioning off a pair of shoes from my very own collection! Thats right, here is your chance to own a piece of HISTORY. I wore these at a Met Gala where Pepe Jr dropped a whole bowl of guacamole he was carrying around in the top of his sombrero. TOTALLY. EMBARRASSING. No wonder he got deported!
Don't worry tho, none got on these amazing shoes. I promise!

The shoes are black lamè Dahlia open-toed peep-toe pumps with rhinestone bows(hand sourced from Guatemalan Rhinestone catchers) and are up for auction on Ebay. We are celebrating my new shoe boutique in West Edmonton Mall Canada!

I expect to see a lot of Canadian Gooners in line at the shoe boutique.
Bring gifts. No bad attitudes!
And guess what? You can BUY MY PERFUME there too!
Finally you can look and smell like a real celebrity.

Posted: Jun 21, 2019 8:12 pm
gooner. Noun. (plural Gooners) (soccer) someone connected with Arsenal Football Club, as a fan, player, coach etc.

idiot !
Posted: Jun 23, 2019 3:33 am
I'm gooner rape you
Posted: Jun 24, 2019 2:51 pm
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