Posted: Nov 3, 2015 10:51 am
You should check out a German FKK club while you're there. If you're in Frankfurt I highly recommend FKK Oase, one of the best whorehouses in Germany. Hot Eastern European chicks all over the place. Had a blast there last year. http://www.fkk-oase.de/en/impressions/
Do you smoke weed? If you go to Amsterdam Voyager's coffeeshop always keeps quality smoke in stock. Greenhouse has good weed too and seems to be the favorite Amsterdam coffeeshop of American celebrities when in town for some reason. Green Place usually carries good cannabis as well.
If you make it to Barcelona take a stroll down Manzana de la Discordia and gawk at the weird Gaudi architecture.
If you find yourself in Cern by chance while they have the Large Hadron Collider fired up avoid being sucked into a parallel universe.
Go see one of Mad King George's Castles in Germany like Neuschwanstein.
If you're a broke dick living hand to mouth get a job if you don't have one and save up money between now and May or sell your record collection so you'll have extra cheese to spend because there WILL be things you will want to do once you get over there that require Euros.
Croatia you say? This is Mostar. http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/05/24/6356810394608773801100435954_mostar -stari-most-die-alte-bruecke-a3a0785f-c30c-442d-891d-22d0dc6777c3.jpg
You can jump off the bridge...or not. Locals do it all the time year round. I wouldn't, but that's just me. It's a heights thing. See it was a long scary fall when God tossed me out of heaven all that time ago and it still traumatizes me to this day.
Anyway, I recommend eating a hamburger in Hamburg and scoring a bottle of Old Spice in Cologne and remember;
Europe rocks. America sucks.