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Posted: Jul 14, 2015 3:11 pm
 
Total dude or just another politician?

Will he win the Democratic nomination, or is it an impossibility?

I gotta believe in something so I sent him $20.
Posted: Jul 16, 2015 8:30 am
 
He's the Larry David of politics!
Posted: Jul 16, 2015 9:27 am
 
"I improve things" - Larry David in an episode of CYE

If what you say is true, dear Joseph, then Bernie has my vote.
Posted: Jul 20, 2015 3:38 pm
 
Hey Joe, did you see his "press conference" when he announced his candidacy? It looked like he walked across the street from the Capitol to a park. The first words out of his mouth were something like " I'm really busy, so let's get this over with..." Fuckin hilarious
Posted: Jul 25, 2015 9:41 pm
 
you still believe voting matters?
Posted: Jul 25, 2015 10:02 pm
 
underthewires:
you still believe voting matters?

Yes.

Bernie's got my vote, but i don't expect that he'll win the nomination. Seems like voices like his get drowned out more and more as the list of candidates grows. Really hoping Biden doesn't join the race.

That's awesome you donated to the campaign, Joe - i ought to think about doing that. I've never contributed to a campaign before, but i don't think he's going to be seeing a whole lot of cash come in from the uber-rich, like Clinton will.
Posted: Jul 27, 2015 11:40 am
 
chiXpoXparty:
I've never contributed to a campaign before

I never had either. It made me feel AOK.

Don't fuck anything up, Bernie!
Posted: Aug 19, 2015 7:13 pm
 
A good reason to vote for him versus other candidates is that he's not filthy stinking rich. So many people are ignoring the fact that the Clinton's are worth $100 million. The mega-rich don't give 2 shits about us "little people". As a Senator via Vermont, B.S. has been addressing some urgent issues. I'm predicting Trump will tap Ted Nugent as his VP. It will be the "Crazy Train" ticket. Young voters will think themsevles cute and we'll get stuck with The Donald&Ted Fuck Show for 4 years and we will all bleed from our assholes.
Fun times ahead.!!
Posted: Aug 20, 2015 11:27 am
 
Tonto Potfart:
B.S.

that wasn't a very nice thing to call him.
Posted: Aug 20, 2015 12:59 pm
 
I was talking to somebody last week who had just moved out to Cali after living in Vermont for 15 years. He described Burlington as a "total hell-hole".

So, let's see what Bernie has accomplished before we give him a bigger job.
Posted: Aug 21, 2015 2:38 am
 
I'm predicting Trump will tap Ted Nugent as his VP.

Hell yes! The T-N-T ticket! The Nuge will be doin' the wango tango in the Oval Orifice.
Posted: Aug 21, 2015 10:59 am
 
Jesse Garon:
I was talking to somebody last week who had just moved out to Cali after living in Vermont for 15 years. He described Burlington as a "total hell-hole".

Maybe he just meant that there's too many hippies. Not Bernie's fault!
Posted: Aug 21, 2015 3:12 pm
 
Maybe Bernie moved out of New York knowing they wouldn't vote for him. Much better chance in Vermont. "The Hippie Factor" New Yorkers vote for Hillary, Vermont voters vote Bernie.

"EAT THE RICH!!!!"

They should make the candidates sing during the next debates.

Posted: Aug 22, 2015 11:37 am
 
Wow, that's almost as good as the Charlie Brown Kwanzaa.
Posted: Aug 25, 2015 11:21 am
 
I can't stand Hillary, so I'm really hoping Bernie gets the nomination. If not, I'll vote for Jill Stein (Green Party). Not that Hillary has a chance in hell of winning Missouri, anyway.
Posted: Aug 27, 2015 11:22 am
 
Kopper, great to meet with you last week in Stall No. 3, Minneapolis Airport Men's Room.

The manacles and ball gag you brought were a special treat.

But I have to caution you --- "Show Me" state antics don't go over here in the Great White North, so next time zip it up tight before you leave the men's room. We'd hate to give you the Michael Brown treatment.

and speaking of brown, next time use a laxative before meeting me here with your very wide stance.
Posted: Sep 3, 2015 11:19 pm
 
I vote based on whose accent sounds the closest to GG Allin's.

SANDERS 2016!!!!!!
Posted: Sep 3, 2015 11:55 pm
 
Tonto Potfart:
"EAT THE RICH!!!!"

Why? Are they tasty?
Posted: Sep 4, 2015 8:23 am
 
SenLarryCraig is back!
Posted: Sep 4, 2015 4:39 pm
 
You betcha, and I'm running for President.

Kopper won't be my Veep because my tap-tap-tap apparently has too much rhythm for him.

Taking donations for MORE LUBE.
Posted: Sep 6, 2015 1:50 pm
 
He's a liberal Democrat. He aint getting my vote!!!!!
Posted: Sep 14, 2015 5:49 pm
 
Guys, Kopper followed me home from the Minneapolis Airport Men's Room over the weekend.

Anybody know the address of his girlfriend or mom? We can put him in a large box still wearing his diaper and get him back where he belongs.

Hurry -- the wife is getting angry, and I'm not gay.
Posted: Sep 17, 2015 3:33 pm
 
The 2nd Parade of Ass Clowns was last night and for 3 hours it was all about King Trump.

JEB BUSH: No, I did not oppose when the Legislature passed the bill to deal with that very issue. That’s the way to solve this problem. Medical marijuana on the ballot was opened up, it was a—there was a huge loophole, and it was the first step towards getting to a Colorado place. And as a citizen of Florida, I voted no.

I noticed only Colorado was mentioned. There have been other states to legalize. Recently it was Washington, D.C., where most of these evil doers like to hang-out and screw over the American people. Is Jeb just really stupid or is he best friends with some Latin America drug cartels? I think Colorado and Washington State are doing just fine Mr. Bush. Now you gotta deal with Alaska and Oregon; by next Summer, we're going to be swimming in weed if hasn't happened already.
Posted: Sep 17, 2015 3:50 pm
 
JEB BUSH: You know what? As it relates to my brother, there’s one thing I know for sure: He kept us safe. I don’t know if you remember, Donald. You remember the—the rubble? You remember the firefighter with his arms around it? He sent a clear signal that the United States would be strong and fight Islamic terrorism, and he did keep us safe.

Ha-Ha-Ha-Heeeeee!!!
I guess Jeb really is stupid. Maybe it wasn't really weed he smoked back 40 years ago. And I'm pretty sure his mom is well aware of Jeb&"W"'s past drinky and druggie ways. Fuck Amsterdam, we got the best weed on the planet. U.S.A.!!! U.S.A.!!! U.S.A.!!!
Posted: Sep 18, 2015 1:59 pm
 
I love this song!!



Bernie!! Bernie!! Bernie!!
You never here Dave Frishburg on the radio anymore.
Posted: Sep 18, 2015 2:00 pm
 
Sorry. That's FRISHBERG.
Posted: Sep 18, 2015 5:53 pm
 
Kopper says "that's not garage rock. Your kicked off my forum!"


OK, you can come back, he's got his gag back on.

Hi-ho, Tonto, if you're riding through Minneapolis can you drop by the airport men's room with some "poppers"?
Posted: Nov 19, 2015 10:29 am
 
Freedom trumps socialism every time, every where...just saying
Posted: Nov 19, 2015 10:55 am
 
Guys, some of those Syrian refugees are seriously hot, so the Sen Larry Craig for President 2016 Campaign is endorsing bringing them in, as long as the transit and admission hub is right here at the Minneapolis Airport Men's Room Stall No. 3!

And you know what? أنا لست مثلى الجنس dammit.
Posted: Feb 9, 2016 11:08 pm
 
President Trump says when gets to the Oval Orifice he's shutting down that stall at the Minneapolis airport.
Posted: Feb 10, 2016 5:14 pm
 
Freedom trumps socialism every time, every where...just saying

Socialism, in and of itself, does not necessarily imply repression. The word has been perverted over decades by authoritarian and totalitarian regimes such as the USSR and Nazi Germany. Socialism and freedom are not mutually exclusive.
Posted: Feb 12, 2016 2:48 am
 
I chipped in $50 to Bernie's campaign today. I've never been able to stomach Hillary the Candidate. Really hopes he wins this.
Posted: Feb 13, 2016 6:53 pm
 
To think you just wasted 50 bucks on some liberal socialist who is NOT going to be our next president when you could have spent that on an eighth ounce of weed instead.
Posted: Feb 15, 2016 12:26 pm
 
That's how much the 8th I just got was. Orange Crush, too... not just your favorite REM song!
Posted: Mar 11, 2016 11:24 am
 
Why not play the Talking Heads "BERNing Down The House" at rallies? It's now or never time.
Posted: Mar 15, 2016 12:48 am
 
or....

Posted: Mar 15, 2016 12:09 pm
 
Stud Cole rules!
Posted: Apr 21, 2016 6:45 pm
 
You have to be out of your mind NOT to vote for this guy.
Maybe some dead R&R star can be his VP nomination. Perhaps Prince? Bernie has got to get a lock down on the Black vote. BERNIE!! BERNIE!! BERNIE!!

Posted: Nov 14, 2016 7:20 pm
 
Well, damn it!! He didn't win. Now I feel bad that I didn't send him $20 like bazooka joe. Nice to see GONERS predict the future better than the hot air pundits on the boobtoob. Pence? Any Hoosier GONERS got any good dirt on that guy? He looks like someone that's never had a good chuckle. From here to Jan. 20th it's going to get loud and crazy.
Posted: Dec 1, 2016 3:30 pm
 
I mostly can't stand him. Even worse since Trump.
Posted: Jan 6, 2017 2:38 pm
 
Buy more Vermont cheese, give a kid a scholarship to Yale.
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