Posted: Sep 22, 2014 3:07 am
Get an official GFXI tour guide booklet and refer to it every 10 minutes because AD&DHD.
The times listed in the GFXI programme are not based on Southern Time but are closer to German Time so be punctual.
Wear a Cat In The Hat hat so your friends can spot you in a crowd.
Bring devil stix so that you can busk outside of the venues and Jack Stands will interview you for the internet.
Carry a scratch pad and sharpened mini golf pencil to jot down download codes and the new bands that you form.
Smile and be polite when somebody from the south says hi to you and just accept that people are nice.
Don't take pictures inside of the Stax Museum or you will be politely asked to stop that shit.
Alternate a bottle of Strawberry Quik or a Lil' Hug between cans of beer to stay full of vitamins and youthful vigor.
Put the extra biscuits from Bryants in a napkin and take them to the day show to share.
Don't do drugs in the bathrooms. Bathrooms are for pooping, jerking off, calling your mom and playing Candy Crush. Be courteous of people who have to go boomboom really bad.
Don't take yourself too seriously unless you have a publicist or you work for a content aggregator aggregating content.
Don't try to eat Gus's, Cozy Corner, Deja Vu, Payne's, and Soul Fish all in the same day and don't feel bad if you don't eat at every place everybody tells you to eat at.
Save room for a burger from Topps.