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Posted: Mar 14, 2005 9:49 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
Posted: Mar 14, 2005 11:46 pm
When I grow up, I want to be "Aikkia", from the first page...
Isn't that a car, or a dog, or something?
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 12:55 am
I want to add Darol!
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 2:19 am
myspace is the best thing that god has ever created....
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 9:12 pm
My favorite picture from that profile Joe.....
It's just screamin' You like dat don't ya???
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 9:19 pm
i wonder if they want to trade mix tapes
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 9:20 pm
...or if they're going to the blackout!
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 9:22 pm
darol likes computers, music(mostly '70s and '80s rock/pop), action movies, fantasy art and, uh...bondage, dominance and submission
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 9:28 pm
radios appear
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 10:16 pm
Is Deniz Tek on Myspace?
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 11:47 pm
Posted: Mar 15, 2005 11:51 pm
RJ, on Bobbie K : "The best gril I have had to be with"

Bobbie K, on RJ : "i love you to baby.i'm so glad that you have a good jod.I have had some looser"

ok i think it's actually Bazooka Joe and Sixteene with way too much time on their hands, creating fake profiles. could be way off. help me out.
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 12:30 am
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 4:27 pm
ether way, im mooving to anderson indiana
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 4:30 pm
WOW! I hope Felipe finds a way to join a metal band playing the tuba. He even quoted hisself in his music section!
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 4:46 pm
it sucks because since i work at a school myspace is blocked!!
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 5:00 pm
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 5:01 pm
actually there are a couple others...but she's the best.
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 5:28 pm
Bobbie K update!!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

whatever puwart
Current mood: angry

Puwart is not god.he is a big fat ass.He is going to press charges on me and it was not me that did the stuff to him.And if his family is readed all this stuff good for you.I'm done with is all so bye bye
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 5:38 pm
Bobbie K does not suffer big fat asses gladly.
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 5:41 pm
Hometown search? Holy fuck!

I think that I went out with this guy for a little while when I was in college (99.9% sure it's this dude). If it's the same guy, he wore suspenders and pretended his car (a Beretta) was a hotrod, and also pretended to shift it like a 5-speed, even though it was automatic. He was obsessed with being Irish, and was very conflicted about whether he was a rude boy, a skinhead, or a greaser. I dumped him on Valentine's day b/c he got on my nerves and was never really my boyfriend, and came on way too strong. I am also pretty sure this guy is a lot older than 29 by now. He was working at the Books-A-Million coffee shop the last I ever saw him (and I hauled ass right on by), but maybe he's moved up in the world and now works at the coffee shop by K-Mart. The SSION have a song about him on their Fucked Into Oblivian tape. A legend!!!

However, I guess I am the bigger loser for having gone out with him.
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 5:44 pm
I also notice it mentions on there a few times, that he likes to "drink beer with friends," which makes that SSION song even funnier because he was straight edge and allegedly got drunk when he ordered an irish coffee or something. I went out with him because he was 20-something and bought us all beer even though we were underage. Myspace? what fun!
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 5:56 pm
some Burettas are hot rods (kind of) http://www.berettastuff.com/galleries1/show.php?gallery=1

My first car was a Buretta but it definitely wasn't a hot rod. But i did pretend it was 5 speed!!!
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 6:34 pm
Bobbie K on her pets:

I did have a black cat and he was a ass hole.But he got hit be a cat and died.Ok i just want to talk about my pate.so i did bye for now

I never did have no pate before, Bobbie K be eatin all the swells.
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 8:40 pm
Deadringer for Scott Peterson! Watch out... HE'LL KILL YA!

Posted: Mar 16, 2005 9:03 pm
The girl from Dan_Gerous' town's interests are cool:

reading, writing, The Holocaust
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 9:35 pm
that lady she's with looks way too young to have survived the Holocaust.
Posted: Mar 16, 2005 9:38 pm
that lady she's with looks way too young to have survived the Holocaust.

probably one of those fake "holocaust survivors."
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 1:01 pm
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 1:52 pm
She could totally be in the Devo - Secret Agent Man video....wouldn't even need a mask!
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 3:16 pm
nice boc reference sambeaux.
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 3:31 pm
Dan, she's into water sports. You should piss on her!
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 3:42 pm
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 3:44 pm
and then poop on her!
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 3:46 pm
We're all BAZOOKAS!
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 3:47 pm
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 3:54 pm | Edited by: mrlastname
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 4:00 pm
Not as horrible as Eric O. She's the real reason he went to Hawaii!
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 4:02 pm
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 4:03 pm
Breck Batchelor
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 4:04 pm
Breck needs to meet Shiki.
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 4:06 pm
That really scared me.
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 4:07 pm
whoops forgot to log out. sorry joe
Posted: Mar 17, 2005 4:07 pm
You can be bazooka jim as long as you want. I'm starting an army of mongos.
Posted: Mar 18, 2005 6:33 am | Edited by: pink_floyd
Posted: Mar 18, 2005 5:04 pm
Posted: Mar 18, 2005 8:42 pm
sam, speaking of anal rape. you staying at my place during the blackout?
Posted: Mar 18, 2005 8:56 pm
I think I'm going to a wedding in Los Angeles during the blackout.

But if I were in Shitcago, I would probably be staying with my parents -where the anal rape is no less sweet, but they're family. Thanks for the offer, I think.
Posted: Apr 5, 2005 3:15 pm
"Everything but country. I'm a punk rocker at heart, gotsta have punk, NOFX, Rancid, Lagwagon, 88 Fingers Louie, Catch 22(more ska, I know), really old Blink-182, Less Than Jake(more ska), Reel Big Fish, Millencolin, and a bunch more punk, ska, emo stuff. Hardcore is good too, stuff like Slipknot, Korn, Otep, thats cool too. Rap is really just a recent interest, Eminem, 50 Cent, Outkast, 3-6 Mafia. The classics are good, Floyd, Doors, Dead, Who, Sex Pistols, Ramones. Then theres the sometimes-people-look-at-me-wierd stuff:Phish, Soul Coughing, Leftover Salmon. This is a really short list, but you get the idea."
Posted: Apr 5, 2005 3:28 pm
I love when kids say "sometimes people look at me weird" or "I'm so weird". Saying that is code for: "I'm trying to be weird, but I'm so conventionaly different that nobody cares or gives me the attention I so desperately crave". I notice these lines are used alot by girls in Smiths t-shirts and such. SO WEIRD BABY! CRAZY! YOU ARE FUCKIN NUTS! WAY OUT!
Posted: Apr 5, 2005 3:37 pm | Edited by: dan gerous
That's true. But when you're 25 years old and saying that, it's a slightly different story...which is the case here.
Posted: Apr 5, 2005 6:04 pm
Anyone in Memphis looking for a talented chick who can "write music and can sing very well"?
Posted: Apr 5, 2005 7:36 pm
whoa, she's into 'water sports'
Posted: Apr 5, 2005 9:52 pm
Posted: Apr 5, 2005 11:17 pm

why the hell aren't these guys playing the blackout?!?!?!??!
Posted: Apr 6, 2005 1:12 pm

hipsters watch out! juliette lewis and the hives! listen to "speaking my language", it's fuckin ridiculous. where did they get the idea with those white suits though?? ah.
Posted: Apr 6, 2005 1:17 pm
now i'm starving for a turbonegro rip off fronted by ashton kuttcher.
Posted: Apr 29, 2005 10:44 pm
Posted: Apr 29, 2005 10:49 pm
Jesus Fucking Christ, that is some sad shit.
Posted: Apr 29, 2005 11:18 pm
No kidding! I think a little talk therapy and some anti-depressants might soothe his cry for help.
Posted: Apr 30, 2005 1:37 am
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=13517233&Mytoken=2005042913493 5

He's from Memphis. I love it when people write exactly how they think broken English looks.
Posted: Apr 30, 2005 7:31 pm
I enjoy his complete lack of punctuation.
Posted: May 1, 2005 2:12 am

I was searching for single African American men, not for Quiet Storm as a musical interest. I found both.
Posted: May 1, 2005 8:42 pm
Posted: May 1, 2005 9:31 pm
Bateman, the last comment left for your friend: "You fucking fruity pebbles, rainbow loving, dildo licking pancake batter bitch slut!!!!"
Posted: May 1, 2005 11:50 pm
Posted: May 1, 2005 11:59 pm
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth.

Matt, you finally got some boyfriend material.
Posted: May 4, 2005 12:00 am
Posted: May 4, 2005 12:13 am
holy shit I saw that Dahv!e guy in person the other day at the mall by my house. I thought I had finally erased him from my memory, and there he is on myspace.
Posted: Jun 1, 2005 7:35 am

He's reppin' the class of "07".
There's just no stoppin' King Louie!!!
Posted: Jun 1, 2005 12:59 pm
holy shit I saw that Dahv!e guy in person the other day at the mall by my house. I thought I had finally erased him from my memory, and there he is on myspace.

In response to a previous thread about why "no bands come to Florida", that guy is your answer. Jeeeeeeeesus Chhhhhhrist. He's probably super popular, too.
Posted: Jun 3, 2005 12:25 am
I had to try the home town search bs.. and I found this guy

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14094324&Mytoken=2005060216132 0

glad to know he's still out there doing his elvis act.

and this guy who really sucks..

and this guy FINALLY came out

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=17366078&Mytoken=2005060216211 0

It is now clearer than ever why I moved.
Posted: Jun 3, 2005 7:29 am
I am pretty cool. www.myspace.com/datadrums
Posted: Jun 3, 2005 7:54 am
Michigan holds many a dark secret.
Posted: Jun 4, 2005 8:31 pm
This was in the "cool new people" box when I signed in:

Posted: Jun 4, 2005 9:45 pm
"cool new people"
Is that a dude?
Posted: Jun 5, 2005 12:35 am
That's a man, man. I think the term cool is open to interpretation.
Posted: Jun 5, 2005 4:20 am
fuck this, thats too much to download. I downloaded in my skivvies.
Posted: Jun 5, 2005 4:20 am
and yea.. Bruce is the best...? right?
Posted: Jun 5, 2005 10:57 pm
Posted: Jun 6, 2005 4:53 am | Edited by: motorhoney
Posted: Jun 6, 2005 6:34 pm
Posted: Jun 7, 2005 1:51 pm
BVM will have revenge on me via stroke.
Posted: Jun 7, 2005 2:14 pm
I got a freind request from this dood:

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=16636069&Mytoken=2005060706073 0

I am a really nice guy. I look forward to hearing from Ladies 28 to 45 that might be interested in dating me. Please, no players. I've been played way to much and hurt to bad to put up with any more of that kind of treatment.

Him? Played? Several times?

Oh yeah he's looking for investors as well as someone interested in dating him.
Posted: Jun 7, 2005 7:52 pm
I just recieved a freind request from this lady:


I totally fucking win.
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 8:04 pm
Posted: Jun 22, 2005 10:01 pm | Edited by: mattyb
Posted: Jun 23, 2005 12:31 am | Edited by: colbito
I got a freind request from this dood:

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=16636069&Mytoken=2005060706073 0

I am a really nice guy. I look forward to hearing from Ladies 28 to 45 that might be interested in dating me. Please, no players. I've been played way to much and hurt to bad to put up with any more of that kind of treatment.

Him? Played? Several times?

Oh yeah he's looking for investors as well as someone interested in dating him.

did you see this part....
I'd like to meet a Lady that is between 28 and 45 for dating purposes. We'll see where things go from there. Please be a polite, caring, giving, faithful, honest, compassionate, loving and working Lady. Please be willing to accept my 2 teenagers as family.

I can no longer impregnant a woman. I'll be accepting of your child or children if you have any.

.....can you say "MILFMAGNET"
Posted: Jun 23, 2005 12:36 am
Colbito....I already shared this creepy fucker (see my post above) ...that now makes me wonder which one of YA'LL is running that profile...you sick bastards...
Posted: Jun 23, 2005 12:37 am
Sherry....I was quoting your great find......another great "Jim" plus...
Income: Less than $30,000
Posted: Jun 23, 2005 12:45 am

He's a classy cat...Did I mention Stud?
Posted: Jun 24, 2005 6:55 pm
Posted: Jun 25, 2005 7:16 pm
This warrior popped up in my Cool People area when I logged in.... hehe. he has a picture of Ronnie James posted as heroes......

Posted: Jun 25, 2005 8:48 pm
sometimes theres just too much shit on peoples myspace, and it takes for ever to load up.
Posted: Jun 28, 2005 12:37 am
i think dahv!e is brett batchelor (sp)
no really
Posted: Jun 28, 2005 4:20 pm
Posted: Jun 28, 2005 7:26 pm
Posted: Jun 28, 2005 7:29 pm
God there's a bunch of emo fags in this town!
Posted: Jun 28, 2005 7:54 pm
I ALMOST feel better about Kalamazoo.
Posted: Jun 28, 2005 8:34 pm | Edited by: dale
I did a more extensive search at myspace and there's WAY more than the ones posted...A LOT of Emo/screamo and really bad "modern hardcore" (which sound pretty much like NuMetal if you ask me).
Posted: Jun 29, 2005 10:08 pm
Posted: Jun 29, 2005 10:21 pm
I love it

Sir Lord Shishisshorts would like to be added to your Myspace friends list.

By accepting Sir Lord Shishisshorts as your friend, you will be able to send Sir
Lord Shishisshorts personal messages, view Sir Lord Shishisshorts's photos and
journals, and you will be able to interact with each other's friends and

Click the following link to view Sir Lord Shishisshorts's profile and accept or
reject this user as your friend:
Posted: Jun 29, 2005 11:26 pm
Sir Lord Shishisshorts he forgot the 'T'
Posted: Jun 29, 2005 11:45 pm
What the hell is goin' on here? Where did we meet these people?how did you get these" my space "addresses? why?
Posted: Jun 29, 2005 11:52 pm
Posted: Jun 30, 2005 8:36 pm
Posted: Jun 30, 2005 10:54 pm
Posted: Jul 2, 2005 1:19 pm
If rock/paper/scissors was changed to punk fist/the flip off/the hand, which would beat which?

Posted: Jul 6, 2005 10:53 pm

Great pics...Oh my god. Click on his Election campaign. It might be a joke but, damn it's funny.

This is pretty good too.

Posted: Jul 6, 2005 11:03 pm
I'm in the Tiger fan club! Fuck yeah!
Posted: Jul 7, 2005 12:17 am
This mufucka Gets a 5 star rating in my book.
Posted: Jul 7, 2005 12:21 am
What's so funny about Daryl? That's like you 2 years ago.
Posted: Jul 7, 2005 12:33 am
I got yer daryl rite here...

That was me like 6 years ago asshole...post Jerry Garcia.
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 2:08 am

This fuck live right near me...I added him. His dolphins inspired me.
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 5:48 am
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 3:55 pm
I guess "shortly" means three fucking hours. Get it back up, god damnit!!! I want my MySpace!
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 6:17 pm
Being Italian Is Great

being italian is great's Blurbs
About me:
whats up well my name is sean iam from lawncrest part of philly and it sucks i like to go out with friends party chill and hit the clubs up and get my dance on i like to cuddle kisss give nice long massages so if u like what u hear hit me lets race to see who gets naked first because u find me in the mother fucking clubs holla back
Posted: Jul 8, 2005 10:31 pm

Fuggin wopp.
Posted: Jul 9, 2005 3:16 am
this rant is amazing
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=11135826&blogID=34858897&Mytoken=200 50708191237

Current mood: pissed off

na listen here........ listen very fuckin carefully......... yall fuckin ppl dont know how fuckin crazy i can get when i get mad........... i dont wan my name in


mouth... na listen and listen well....... i een scared a none a yall and yall dont wan me to fuckin go off on yall.

I dont care who fuck who.. and i dont fuckin care who dump who.... BUT WHEN MY NAME GET CALL IT"S FUCKIN SERIOUS.....

DONT involve me ... and my man .// nor my personal business in yall life.... and i know i smells good so fuck dat .. i een even stressin dat... i een gat nuttin to prove to yall ppl....

and shit i am fuckin hot I EEN GA FAGET DIS SHIT.. dis save to my pc... when i reach miami.. someone ga pay.. i dont take des things easy... I DUN TELL PPL MY REP IS DA ONLY THING I GAT IN DIS FUCKIN WORLD AND WHEN U FUCK DA UP I GA FUCK U UP... this is not a threat to those involved and i will not physically harm you... but i will make ur life a living hell...

SO I REPEAT KEEP MY name out ya mouth!!! OVER AND OUT!!

oh Ps.... trust... i was born by mysef and i ga die by mysef.. shit half a yall ppl only breathin my fuckin air,, gettin in my dam way... so move da fuck aside....!!!

Posted: Jul 14, 2005 2:47 am
Here ya go.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=21164698&Mytoken=200507131 84148

About me:
i like bugles, bologna sandwiches, blowing up balloons, oh. and pudding cups. only chocolate. eat your heart out boys.
Posted: Jul 27, 2005 2:16 pm
celine dion/mariah carey/faith hill/whitney houston/ aretha franklin/jennifer holliday/kelly clarkson/jennifer hudson/fantasia/vonzell solomon/nikko smith/tarralyn ramsey/sasha allen/alicia keys/enya/jessica simpson/coco lee/ruben studdard/josh groban/maxwell/marvin gaye/barry mannilow/luther vandross/prince/peobo bryson/aaron neville/brian mcknight/andrea bocelli/kenny g/michael bolton/jon secada/marc anthony/air supply/chicago/bon jovi/journey/creed/lonestar/tim mcgraw/garth brooks

this was on the guy from guam's page that someone posted link to. i didn't know these artists still had fans, except kelly clarkson. she has a big beautiful ass. i saw her singin' on leno once and she had a lot of gold and black whore makeup on and i was thinking how great it would be to cum all over her face and fuckup her makeup job. i love porn like that. mess that shit up, make a whore a whore.
Posted: Jul 27, 2005 2:26 pm
is this heaven??? no, it's iowa's quote: "i have no morals and a mustache"
Posted: Aug 3, 2005 7:52 pm
Posted: Aug 3, 2005 7:54 pm
That guy kinda rules!
Posted: Aug 6, 2005 11:31 pm
Posted: Aug 7, 2005 4:20 am
Hey, I made some music you will appreciate. I met my dreamgirl and totally fell in love, but she isn't in love. So I made a song about it. Its called She Loves Me Not. If you like 311, Jason Mraz, or Santana, you will like this. It is by far my best musical effort to date...

Posted: Aug 7, 2005 7:31 am
well heres my shit too.
Posted: Aug 9, 2005 11:08 pm
Posted: Aug 11, 2005 1:47 am
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=9313247&Mytoken=2005080915 0522

The real Goners?

Sue their ass.
Posted: Aug 11, 2005 2:29 am
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=9313247&Mytoken=2005080915 0522

The real Goners?
Sue their ass.

They're from Hawaii. Maybe they're Eric's cousins or something.
Posted: Aug 11, 2005 7:12 pm
The Goners are creatures of the night that feed on the flesh of beautiful young girls. They play depraved songs about death, loneliness and despair. They bring a sinister new sound to Hawaii's underground music scene. Their music combines tortured sounds of the past with morose visions of the future. They are one of the most unique bands on the island and should not be missed ....that is unless you scare easily.
Posted: Aug 11, 2005 9:55 pm
We ate a lot of poontang
Posted: Aug 12, 2005 6:17 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
Posted: Aug 12, 2005 7:00 pm
Those Goners were playing in hawaii the last time i was there... i almost went to see how they were representing.

when social distortion is listed first in your "music we like" list, that's bad.
Posted: Aug 14, 2005 10:47 am
Posted: Aug 14, 2005 11:09 am
Posted: Aug 14, 2005 4:34 pm
I like going through people's friend pages when I'm bored and click randomly until I find someone's friends who all have 'myspace hair' , like theyre caught in a strong crosswind. Then I have a good laugh.
Posted: Aug 14, 2005 5:02 pm
Posted: Aug 15, 2005 3:57 am
Posted: Aug 15, 2005 8:18 am
A stupid private Myspace group for only HOTT preppies. Fucking shit! http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100528874&Mytoken=2005081 5001532





Posted: Aug 17, 2005 6:19 am
I've known this guy for years


Add him. He's sorta green on the internet shit. He'll be like "What the fuck?!?!"
Posted: Aug 22, 2005 12:41 am
Posted: Aug 31, 2005 9:54 pm
These guys must be like the Casualties of Myspazz! They want to be my friend but I don't want to be theirs. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=16896698&Mytoken=20050831134521
Posted: Aug 31, 2005 10:07 pm
Posted: Sep 18, 2005 3:01 pm
I never login so I've got 2 pages of friend resquests from a bunch of suckers who all look like they suck.
This guy wanted to be my friend
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=5139156&Mytoken=5ACA19CE-1339-C68F-D2B7A3251EB513A98206250
So did this guy http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=8790832&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and this person http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=8965677&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and this fucker
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=5757764&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and this idiot
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=15262787&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and this studded warrior
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=11245835&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and this shitty band
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=8391132&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and this ugly bitch
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=9210846&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and even another teen punk hc warrior
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=13405471&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
and this fat twat
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=1253296&Mytoken=14E9D95E-DA39-12E7-07038A992CF3EB3B8180928
why can't I at least get some hot 16 yr. old jailbait instead of complete morons?
Posted: Sep 19, 2005 12:03 am
I did a search on my old high school, and this is one of two people I remember:


I think it can tie in with another thread here (on Crucial Youth/SxE in general. . . )?
Posted: Sep 19, 2005 9:37 am
Posted: Sep 20, 2005 6:34 pm

Current mood: determined

Ok so me and liquor have really not been getting along lately. Every time i drink i get these mad hangovers tha next day regardless of how much i had to drink....tha last five times i drank i woke up pukin n felt like shit all day. That how it was today actually...i couldnt eat all day n only now at 11pm do i feel slightly betta....All i drank last night was 7 beers. Anyone who knows me KNOWS i drink like crazy...come'on man tha other day i drank 3 drinks n woke up feelin all fkd...WUTS GOIN ON???
Mommy says my livers fucked which is quitepossible considering how much ive drank in my 18 yrs of life. ANYONE who doesnt kno me won't understand....but ive been an alcoholik for the longest time. i drank everyday for over a year.....i couldnt hold a job...that and drugs did i number on my body. Im not even exxagerratin im tellin it like it is....well if i really did go into details jaws would drop but wtv.... SO IM ENDIN MY AFFAIR WITH ALCOHOL.
Im gonna blog once in a while to say how thats goin...i juss cant really picture me chillin out on redbull all night but i guess thats gon b my new flex....redbull n maryjane.....
I know i can do this....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=9679350&Mytoken=F952EFE9-953A-4F7D-8C8DE56F11F357C5672647968
Posted: Sep 23, 2005 6:55 pm
Posted: Sep 23, 2005 6:58 pm
this can't be real...

"Who I'd like to meet:
any purty laddees who want to swing with me and my old laddee!"

uh, I wonder if he means laddies or ladies?
Posted: Sep 25, 2005 10:43 pm
Posted: Sep 25, 2005 11:05 pm
thee gayest music quiz ever...(who made this? Bam Margera?)

Posted: Sep 25, 2005 11:14 pm
I'm a preppy! Yeaaaahh!
Posted: Sep 26, 2005 7:02 am
thee gayest music quiz ever...(who made this? Bam Margera?)


I'm a rocker...FUCK YEAH. Richard adventure would be proud.
Posted: Sep 26, 2005 9:33 pm
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Posted: Oct 9, 2005 12:17 pm

"I am very much into extreme father and daughter, mother and son, father and son, mother and daughter roleplay and have gotten into it with 2 serious relationships.
I would buy my ex little girl style jammies, pink or cartoon cotton panties, and pacifiers. She loved the "daddy dick". I used to rub my cock on her pretty little chek while she sucked on a pacifier and held her carebear. I plan on typing one particular encounter in full in posting it. That is if people want to hear it."
Posted: Oct 10, 2005 8:09 pm
Posted: Oct 11, 2005 1:33 pm
Any girl who had gotten pregnant from consensual sex or rape are free to join. ONLY the girls who have had or are pregnant with dad's baby.

"im pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by my dad. im only 3 weeks and will love to trad pics when i get some."
Posted: Oct 14, 2005 10:10 pm
Posted: Oct 29, 2005 12:07 pm
"My son Lucien Oskar Perry is the most beautiful artwork I have yet
to participate in." Could it get any more pretentious?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien dID=27090124&Mytoken=B20E39A2-139B-6C08-CD575966A3308B7431344880
Posted: Nov 4, 2005 5:04 pm
Posted: Nov 4, 2005 5:18 pm
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 3:48 am
okay...just go here and laugh. and check out the pics if you have an account...

end shi speeels rill goode

one of the many highlights...

on books: "Who really fuckign reads i read other peoples lamo-os profiles and i hate those people who have some much shit on it you cant read it and it takes forever to load and there is a million pictures flying around the fuckign screenWho really fuckign reads i read other peoples lamo-os profiles and i hate those people who have some much shit on it you cant read it and it takes forever to load and there is a million pictures flying around the fuckign screen"


Posted: Feb 3, 2006 1:32 pm
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Posted: Feb 12, 2006 7:13 am
Who invited the dumpy chicks in party hats? I wanna know because I'm gonna kick your ass, that's why!!!!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendI D=38408305&imageID=316489081&Mytoken=EEE2F2AE-13C6-810C-16D3EB02859FF5 C72598027
Posted: Feb 16, 2006 7:17 am
Posted: Feb 17, 2006 1:34 pm
Posted: Feb 17, 2006 8:59 pm
whoa!!! that guy is fucking...i don't know. probably a gay serial killer.
best laugh ive had today. thanks.

the bruce lee poster just makes it even more fucked up.
Posted: Feb 18, 2006 1:11 am
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Posted: Apr 24, 2006 1:01 am
WOW. Possibly the Myspace slut of the century right here...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien did=1746956
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 1:05 am
It's a man, baby!
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 2:05 am
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Posted: Nov 18, 2006 2:49 am
Posted: Nov 18, 2006 2:50 am
don from cat world

don rules!
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