Posted: Mar 16, 2005 4:54 am
Speaking of Pirates....
A pirate walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk. The drunk looks him over a few times and says "Wha thefuck happen to you?"
The Pirate says, "Arrr, Whatcha mean?"
The drunk looks the pirate over again and says, "Imean lookatchyou, you got that wooden leg, there"
The Pirate says, "Arrrrr, I lost it to the sharks."
"And th'hook there, on your arm..."
"Arrrr, I lost me hand in a battle at sea."
"And the patch over youreye, there..."
"Arrrr, well, a bird shit in it."
The drunk thinks it over another whiskey, then says, "W-w-waitaminute. Your tellin' me you lost your eye to some the bird shit?"
The pirate looks down and says, "It be the day after I got the hook...."