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Goner Message Board / ???? / any one ever own a Parrot?
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 5:53 pm
just curious, might get one for xmas. teach it to sing Laaz Rocket songs.
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 6:04 pm
Don't do it.
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 6:21 pm
You should get a toucan, you'll never be out of fruit loops
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 6:29 pm | Edited by: The Troll

They're loud
They're dirty
The can get mean
They live forever......FOREVER>>>>>>
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 6:48 pm
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 8:04 pm
Never owned one but always heard bad things. Ask Richwad
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 8:35 pm
my science teacher had one, it would just squak and shit on the lab tables.
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 9:47 pm
Bird people are creepy. And yeah, those fuckers DO live forever. Get a dog.
Posted: Dec 7, 2013 10:42 pm
want a dog real bad, a little Doberman puppie and not clip anything, just leave the ears all floppy!
Posted: Dec 8, 2013 12:17 am
im not gonna get a parrot, fuck parrots.
Posted: Dec 8, 2013 1:55 pm
Clipping a dogs ears ought to be illegal.
Posted: Dec 9, 2013 10:02 am | Edited by: ida slapter
Greg Lowery owned one forever. Like they really do live FOREVER... I might get the story wrong, but he hadn't clipped it's wings in a awhile and it flew off, he was really upset. I think he had it since he was like 12 or something.
He took a couple of days off from work, was canvassing all around his place etc.
In the end an old woman called the police, because his parrot was in her tree talking to her dog and it was freaking her dog out.
Posted: Dec 9, 2013 11:37 am
Bird people are creepy.
Posted: Dec 9, 2013 1:03 pm
We had one when I was a kid. We got it when some guy my mom knew moved to France and ditched it. His name was Ralph. It squawked "HELLO" and nothing else all day long. It would bite me any chance it could, often hard enough to make me bleed. Eventually it it broke it's leg while pacing around in its cage and after an unsuccessful and assuredly expensive bird leg surgery, we had to put it down. I was never so apathetic to an animal's death. Take away: get a kitty
Posted: Dec 9, 2013 3:29 pm
I'd say go for it. Don't be a pussy.
Posted: Dec 9, 2013 10:40 pm
Fuck birds.
Posted: Dec 10, 2013 5:52 am
Posted: Dec 10, 2013 11:04 am
In the end an old woman called the police, because his parrot was in her tree talking to her dog and it was freaking her dog out.

He kept saying "speak Fido" over and over and it was driving the dog nuts.
Posted: Dec 15, 2013 9:20 am

I would help with your Hatebeak cover band.
Posted: Dec 16, 2013 11:57 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
They're cool, I've been around allot of them from living in Panama...also I know someone now who has one. They're nice.
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