Posted: Sep 5, 2013 11:23 pm |
Edited by: Useless Eater
If you're wearing jeans you need these in your pockets: Rolaids, Milk Of Magnesia, ear plugs, Sharpie, Gatorade gum, fiber bar, Chore Boy, Emergen-C, moist towelettes, bottle opener, folded up Gonerfest 10 program, and whatever else you normally carry around. If you're wearing cargo shorts (recommended) bring boxes of that shit. The Sharpie is to mark on your hand or arm how many drinks you've had because you might forget. And you can stick it in that special someone's butt for fun.
The times that bands start playing in the Gonerfest program are within a few minutes. Southern time doesn't apply for the shows so if you see an uptight yankee or German moving really fast it probably means something is scheduled to happen. Follow them or continue to smoke cloves dipped in tussin-x. No worries.
In the 6 years that I have gone I've never seen anybody wearing a tophat, derby, or a Dr. Suess hat. Bring all 3 just in case and wear a different one for each night.
Food places close pretty early. 10pm-2am you're going to choose between Krystal, Taco Bell, IHOP and MacDonalds. Southern time applies to the drivethrus after the bars have kinda closed.
The Gus's by the river is the famous one. The other one by the donut shoppe tastes the same and is by a donut shoppe.
Pedialite for the morning when you have the worst hangover. A pitcher of iced tea will help too. Sweet tea is from the devil. You will get your foot cut off by a real civil war reenactment doctor if you fuck around with some sweet tea.
If you pack light or you lose your socks and shit your pants you can buy some replacements at Ikes. Pick up a 12 pack of some lime LaCroix while you're there and a banana.