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Posted: Jul 12, 2013 4:47 pm
"douche whip" ?
Posted: Jul 12, 2013 6:47 pm
I like it. It has flair. I'm gonna try it out tomorrow.
Posted: Jul 12, 2013 6:54 pm
What happened to douche nozzle?
Posted: Jul 12, 2013 7:40 pm
someone's whipping you with it, bruce.
Posted: Jul 13, 2013 10:10 am
like the whore that you are.
Posted: Jul 13, 2013 2:19 pm
"spoon in the poop!"...that was the best one of my little sisters could come up with when I made her cuss as a toddler. It has some staying power.
Posted: Jul 14, 2013 2:57 pm
a popular insult when I was young was "feaster" and was often coupled with "feast on me" while doing the jerk off arm motion. totally bringing that one back.
Posted: Jul 14, 2013 8:39 pm
Back in the winter of '86/ spring of '87 a handful of ppl in jr. high would use "SUCK A FART." as their retort. After that, the expression faded off into obscurity. Unbeknownst to me, apparently, it was used in other parts of the planet in more recent milieus . .... .

Posted: Jul 15, 2013 1:50 pm
It writes itself. Here's the chorus, now we need some versus:

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
Spoon in the poop, you can suck a fart

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
Like the whore that you are, the whore that you are

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
C'mon little feaster you can feast on me

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
After that you faded off into obscurity
Posted: Jul 15, 2013 5:10 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
Spoonin the poop, you're just spoonin the poop baby,
Suck a fart why don't you just suck on a fart baby?!
See this Busch? I'm gonna dump it on your head,
C'mon little feaster, feast on me till you're dead.

I gotta douche whip baby gonna slap it on your face,
Gonna wipe that Dirty Sanchez stache off your face!
There aint no nozzle on this piss douche
Just like a bitch husky you better moosh!

Gonna get dirty give ya a cyclone baby,
Lubes in your fancy coffee get you good and ready,
Little teenage brat aint got a clean bone in your body
Your only 16 fading off into obscurity!

You better wipe your dick off in your Mom's hairy pussy
Just like I did when she gave me some nooky,
Some eye drops will make your shit real runny
And if you die of dysentery it's gonna be really funny.
Posted: Jul 20, 2013 12:39 pm
douche whip!!! ja ja ja!!
Posted: Jul 21, 2013 12:13 am
Wrong, wrong, wrong. The song Douche Whip is sung to the tune of Cool Jerk by the Capitols. Get Weird Al on the phone, dammit.
Posted: Jul 22, 2013 11:23 am
doooooouuuchue whiiiip...... douchewhip!
Posted: Jul 22, 2013 4:40 pm
"get off my case, toilet face!"

"take a skip, douchewhip!"
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 5:40 pm
you are thinking of an old Cool Whip commercial, there, stubbsy . come on, baby!
Posted: Sep 11, 2013 4:33 am
Jizz bib
Posted: Sep 11, 2013 10:33 am
^ you mean like a pearl necklace?
Posted: Sep 11, 2013 12:43 pm
"douche whip"

To be honest, it's just not got enough pizzazz to last.
Posted: Sep 12, 2013 8:50 am
Jizz bib
^ you mean like a pearl necklace?

I would imagine that "jizz bib" would be be more of an insult referring to a person, whereas "pearl necklace" is a thing of beauty.

eg. "I put a pearl neckless all over that jizz bib!"
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