Posted: Apr 8, 2013 5:32 pm
"I'd fuck a manatee." It would be a cheap date. All you would need is a head of cabbage. No flowers, no condoms. You wouldn't have to worry about it getting pregnant or contracting any STD's. You wouldn't even have to share your smokes. This would be a good mascot uniform for the Manatee softball team down in Portland. Most women are now plus-size anyway aren't they? This country got FAT!