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Posted: Apr 5, 2013 9:07 pm
 
Posted: Apr 6, 2013 10:03 pm
 
dude, my wife is fat!
Posted: Apr 6, 2013 10:18 pm
 
Not fat, just manatee sized
Posted: Apr 6, 2013 11:25 pm
 
I'd fuck manatee.
Posted: Apr 7, 2013 7:22 am
 
It's offense to manatees that women don't want to be compared to manatees.

The Manateees should start wearing these outfits.
Posted: Apr 8, 2013 9:21 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
The Manateees should start wearing these outfits.

the band or the animals or weight-challenged people?
Posted: Apr 8, 2013 1:40 pm
 
They should offer a "Manitou" style for the hunchbacked.
Posted: Apr 8, 2013 3:34 pm | Edited by: Uptight White
 
In most cases it's the manufacturer who does the product labeling, not the retailer. So it's likely someone at Mossimmo is cracking up at the plus-sized pain and suffering they've inflicted.
Posted: Apr 8, 2013 5:32 pm
 
"I'd fuck a manatee." It would be a cheap date. All you would need is a head of cabbage. No flowers, no condoms. You wouldn't have to worry about it getting pregnant or contracting any STD's. You wouldn't even have to share your smokes. This would be a good mascot uniform for the Manatee softball team down in Portland. Most women are now plus-size anyway aren't they? This country got FAT!
Posted: Apr 8, 2013 5:42 pm
 
The manatee softball team down in Portland... obscure reference.
Posted: Apr 8, 2013 6:09 pm
 
Posted: Apr 9, 2013 7:49 am
 
"I'd fuck a manatee."

I see someone hasn't read the Goner board "terms of use"
Posted: Apr 9, 2013 10:34 am
 
Tom Lee the Manatee thinks that's a fine looking garment!
Posted: Apr 9, 2013 11:23 am
 
Imposter!
Posted: Apr 9, 2013 1:27 pm
 
"The manatee softball team down in Portland... obscure reference." The Fighting SeaCows of Slabtown. I think there is some Goners on that team. I thought everybody has heard about this team. We all have to support each other. "Hit a homer dude!"
Posted: Apr 9, 2013 2:19 pm
 
The Fighting SeaCows of Slabtown. I think there is some Goners on that team. I thought everybody has heard about this team. We all have to support each other. "Hit a homer dude!"

Can I get a T-shirt? Where do I paypal?

Also can I get the new Obnox at Goner yet Joe?
Posted: Apr 11, 2013 6:39 am
 
the band or the animals or weight-challenged people?

The band. The extra "e" was the giveaway.
Posted: Apr 11, 2013 10:22 am
 
Can I get a T-shirt? Where do I paypal?

Keith works at Goner -I don't know why they don't have any shirts up on the website....
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