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Posted: Jan 16, 2013 10:41 am
well dane cook of course, but who else??
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 10:53 am
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 11:20 am
Kathy griffin
janeane garofalo
David cross(at least his stand up)
That Whitney chick
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 11:25 am
Jerry Seinfeld
Dennis Miller
Paula Poundstone
Denis leary
Carlos Mencia
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 12:05 pm
Neil Hamburger. I "get" it. It's just terrible.
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 2:51 pm
Gabriel Iglesias is the worst.
Jim Bruer
Andy Dick
Martin Short
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 3:04 pm
You obviously have never seen Martin Short's Larry David impersonation, it's great.

I'll add:
Jeff Dunham (that asshole with the doll)
Louie Anderson
Kevin Hart
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 3:08 pm
Bill Maher. Funny as shit unless he's doing "comedy."
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 3:17 pm
Margaret Cho SUCKS!
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 3:26 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
Jimmy Fallon also sucks...Pauly Shore also sucks.
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 5:23 pm
Carot Top.
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 5:51 pm
I watched that Comedy Central Anthony Jeselneck special. Not funny.
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 6:23 pm
Disagree on Hamburger. I'm not a fan of many stand-ups and was noncommittal on Neil until seeing him - great show. Funny as fuck. The rest I can get with, though I thought Dice was pretty ace as a high schooler.
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 6:32 pm
Gabriel Iglesias is the worst.

Oh, no, you di-int!
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 6:39 pm
Bill Hicks will beat the shit out of all these fuckers when they die... He was taken way too fucking soon.
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 6:57 pm
I like Hamburger and Hicks also.
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 10:10 pm
Jimmy Fallon's impersonations are great, but otherwise...
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 6:47 am
All those southern centric comics...what do they refer to themselves as?..........."blue collar comedy"?!

Taliban country comedy
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 7:47 am
i think Hicks was funny for about 30 seconds about 20 years ago.
I tried to listen to some of his stuff a few years ago but it didnt work.
in some he just came over as a bitter drunk, even before he was diagnosed.
I think a lot of NO-LOGO types would defend him, but for all his liberal sensibilities, he did look down his nose at anyone who hadnt read as many shit books as he had.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 8:50 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Rodney Dangerfield is pretty much the only comedian who doesn't suck if you ask me....and he goes far beyond not sucking even, he kind of rocks, in fact there is little doubt in my mind that he did indeed "Rock!!"

Posted: Jan 17, 2013 10:42 am
Bill Hicks was funny until he became the angry teetotaler, and the Letterman incident only seemed to make things work. His politics weren't easy to grasp for a lot of his fans because he had transcended way beyond the left/right paradigm.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 10:56 am
Jay Leno is a swollen pustule on the asshole of comedy.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 12:04 pm
Bill Hicks was dying of pancreatic cancer when the Letterman thing happened and most of his comedy that is recorded / available he is sober.

I think being pissed that Letterman pulled the segment due to pressures of TV execs is pretty reasonable when you are about to die. I would say that it's hard to not be pissed off at the entire would to know you are going to die at 32 years old. I think Bill Hicks mom shamed Letterman into airing it after he died.

Even if you hated him he couldn't be what you would call a horrible comic.

Now Paula Poundstone is a bad comic...

Bill Hicks was funny until he became the angry teetotaler, and the Letterman incident only seemed to make things work.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 12:28 pm
Rodney Dangerfield gets no respect, but he rocked.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 12:59 pm
Micheal Richards.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 1:09 pm
Also dislike Chelsea Handler. IDK if she even really does comedy any more. I liked her on Girls Behaving Badly but then it was like...oh, blah blah, I drink and have sex. WHOOPDY-DO, lady, me, you and everyone else too.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 7:12 pm
If we start a petition to have Dane Cook drawn and quartered, do you think we could make the event happen? I am sure it would trend on twitter. #danecookwishbone
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 8:06 am
I will put money a kickstarter to have Dane Cook removed from the planet...
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 8:17 am
Rodney Dangerfield is the most terrible/best comedian of all time....I love how the audience only laughs at about half his jokes here...

Posted: Jan 18, 2013 8:20 am
"I tell you folks it's tough to be funny when you're coming off prozac"
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 8:32 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
"What am I sweating for? I got the job, I don't know what I'm doing here anymore. It's just a hobby, I work for laughs. I make my real money at my regular job, I sing the national anthem at cock fights"....
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 12:03 pm
I miss Sam Kinison
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 12:14 pm
Now Paula Poundstone is a bad comic...

... but she's sooo hot and a really good mother.
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 1:00 pm
That smirking Daniel Tosh.
Posted: Jan 19, 2013 11:36 am
"I tried pot once, I got so hungry, I smoked half the joint and ate the rest!"
Posted: Jan 19, 2013 11:37 am
Gilbert Godfried was pretty terrible also...but not like the master king Dangerfield.
Posted: Jan 20, 2013 8:23 pm
Jim Carrey
Posted: Jan 22, 2013 9:32 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
How come everyone keeps naming comedians who suck? At first I thought that was the point too...but then I reread the topic...this is 'terrible comedians" people....

Bobcat could be pretty terrible...coughin phlem all over the audience.
Posted: Jan 22, 2013 9:36 am
Posted: Jan 22, 2013 5:46 pm
Posted: Jan 23, 2013 11:39 am
"You know the trouble with me? I appeal to everyone who can do me absolutely no good"

"I tried to join Masturbators Anonymous and they told me to jerk off"

"In Canada they only have sex doggy style, that way they can both watch the hockey game."
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