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Posted: Dec 10, 2012 10:15 am
 
I tried first with Cheater Slicks. Did not disappoint.

http://drinkify.org/
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 11:05 am
 
I call bullshit...I put in T Model Ford and it suggested some bullshit Rip Van Winkle with Tobasco.....that's not Jack Daniels Time!
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 2:15 pm
 
"Motorhead"

1 bottle Bacardi Rum
1 bottle Cranberry juice

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 2:55 pm
 
"The Timmy's Organism"
6 oz. Honey Vodka
Serve on rocks. Garnish with national flag.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 6:10 pm
 
"The Delfonics"

1 Bud Light

Serve cold. Garnish with twist of grapefruit.

Hilarious
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 6:19 pm | Edited by: ida slapter
 
The Motards
10 oz. Cocaine

I think the correct answer is shit and bourbon...
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 6:22 pm
 
Also the drink for the Lost Sounds and Lamps is the same drink...
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 6:34 pm
 
"The Jay Reatard"

1 Rolling Rock

Serve cold.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 6:40 pm
 
"The Spits"

1 Red Stripe

Serve cold.

Should be glue and pee

still fun tho.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 7:14 pm
 
I tried I'm Listening To "A Warm Turd Cool Off" and I'm Listening To "1000 Mice Running Through My Living Room" and it breaks. What should I be drinking.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 7:16 pm
 
I don't think you need another drink
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 7:36 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
 
I tried I'm Listening To "A Warm Turd Cool Off" and I'm Listening To "1000 Mice Running Through My Living Room" and it breaks. What should I be drinking.

I tried typing in "British People"....didn't work
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 7:38 pm
 
"The David Bowie"

1 bottle Box wine

Serve at room temperature.


HA!!!
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 8:02 pm
 
just typed in RUN DMC and got a malware warning.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 8:09 pm
 
The Minor Threat

8oz Woodford Reserve
8oz Tomato Juice
12oz Monster energy drink
Stir vigorously, pour into a high ball glass.

What high ball glass is 30oz?
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 8:17 pm
 
The Crass
10oz Red Bull
10 oz Sour mix

The Burzum
1oz coffee
1oz blood

The Skrewdriver
12oz Old Rip van Winkel bourbon
12oz coconut milk
Shake, serve in cocktail glass.

The Dee Dee King
10 oz Beefeater gin
10oz Monster energy drink
8oz rum
Shake, serve in cocktail glass

The Klaus Nomi
1 bottle 2 Buck Chuck
Serve room temp
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 8:19 pm
 
The Capt Beefheart is the same as the David Bowie but add cinnamon
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 9:22 pm
 
the capt. beefheart should have consome in it.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 9:53 pm
 
"THE SIMPLY SAUCER"
1 oz. Marijuana
1 oz. Rose's lime juice
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously.


"THE RICHARD PRYOR"
10 oz. Marijuana
Serve neat.


"THE BUNKER HILL"
4 oz. Maker's Mark Bourbon
4 oz. Cream
4 oz. Arrack
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir quickly.


"THE ACTION SWINGERS"
1 oz. Canadian Club Whiskey
1 oz. Lemon sour
1 oz. Worcestershire sauce
Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with glowstick.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 10:02 pm
 
"THE LORNE GREENE"
1 Miller High Life
Serve cold.

"THE EDDIE HAZEL"
1 oz. Canadian Club Whiskey
1 oz. Elderflower cordial
1 oz. Absinthe
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously.
Posted: Dec 10, 2012 10:07 pm
 
"THE ROY C"
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Wheatgrass juice
8 oz. Cough syrup
Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with olive.
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 7:29 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Is this bullshit?

"The Demolition Doll Rods"
1 Rolling Rock
Serve cold. Garnish with fresh berries.

WTF? I say:

"The Demolition Doll Rods"
1 Fuzzy Nipple
Serve with an Elvis impersonation
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 11:08 am
 
my fuckin fuck box blinks red and white when i turn it on
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 11:59 am
 
Maybe it's the most righteous Blues Explosion?

Posted: Dec 11, 2012 12:09 pm
 
The Minor Threat

8oz Woodford Reserve
8oz Tomato Juice
12oz Monster energy drink
Stir vigorously, pour into a high ball glass.

What high ball glass is 30oz?


They left out the fun part about slurping the excess off the table.
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 12:10 pm
 
"The AC/DC"

The requested URL /aC/DC was not found on this server.

Fail! Yet again.
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 12:14 pm
 
"THE PINK FAIRIES"

1 oz. Marijuana
Serve on rocks. Stir vigorously. Garnish with olive.


Jesus Christ. Try sucking that through your teeth.
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 12:18 pm
 
"THE DEVO"

10 oz. Vodka
Serve neat. Stir vigorously. Garnish with sprig of mint.


"THE DICKIES"

1 PBR
Serve cold.


Now tell me who is the most important.
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 1:19 pm
 
They left out the fun part about slurping the excess off the table.

snorting the excess off the table.
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 5:54 pm
 
The Youth of Today
1 bottle Fernet
1 bottle egg whites

Someone does not want kids breaking edge
Posted: Dec 11, 2012 5:56 pm
 
And the Last Sons of Krypton was a doozy
Posted: Dec 12, 2012 3:46 pm
 
in honor of the VINCE WHITE thread:

"The Clash"

1 oz. Cocaine
1 oz. Grenadine

Combine in highball glass and serve. Cocaine haha!
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