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Posted: Mar 1, 2005 2:49 am | Edited by: Womb Raider

you have to click "register" in the upper right hand corner and fill that shit out before you can post. when you do that and log in, the post form is at the bottom of the thread.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:22 pm
Who does number 2 work for???

This shit looks creeeepy...
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:23 pm
what i wanna know is...where's bazooka joe? and hey! great job on the new board!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:23 pm
there you are...we posted at the same time...how stoopid.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:24 pm | Edited by: Womb Raider
Man, do you guys have the internet wired straight into your brains or something?

I need to get that.

Oh yeah, one change is that you can now edit your own posts after you post them.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:25 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:30 pm
So is the reply box always gonna be at the bottom of each thread? Ther's no reply button or anything?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:30 pm
Oh yeah, one change is that you can now edit your own posts after you post them.

Oh man, THANK GAWD! Trust me, I'll use the SHIT-outta-this option!

Thanks ya'll!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:33 pm
Yeah no reply button. I guess that will take some getting used to, but it saves you a click in the end!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:36 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:37 pm
Damn, still no pics... and it was a White Castle!!!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:41 pm
It's pathetic, but I actually feel better about work now.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:42 pm
It's really clean.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:43 pm
...in here
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:46 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:48 pm
The baby blue highlights soothe the savage beast in all Goners.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:53 pm
I ain't a big fan of change but the color sheme is beautiful. Good to be back.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 5:55 pm
I ain't a big fan of change but the color sheme is beautiful. Good to be back.

What a cool option!

Color scheme? Fag.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:00 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:02 pm
Don't you mohos spell it "colour" anyway? HEE-HAWW!!!

YEAH!!! I got the first HEE-HAWW!!!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:02 pm
What's a moho?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:03 pm
Hot damn! I can't believe we're back!!! I noticed that TheOperator singed up for the Spits forum....
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:06 pm
Reverend Dan is a moho.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:12 pm
Eat it.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:14 pm
has someone registered as the operator yet?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:16 pm
I'm like Omarosa, bitch...hehehehe
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:16 pm
It's the second HEE-HAWW!!!
this is weird...
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:17 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:21 pm
bidi bidi bidi
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:26 pm
<img src="http://ender.unabomber.free.fr/kafunss/DSC00161.JPG">
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:27 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:28 pm
i am a fucking mongo
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:32 pm
No, i am a fucking mongo
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:33 pm
Okay, quick lesson on link making:

Do like this:

[url=http://ender.unabomber.free.fr/kafunss/DSC00161.JPG]Text for link goes here.[/url]
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:33 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:40 pm
i don't know nothing about no mongo's, but i do know that the puerto ricans make somethinbg called mofongo that is daaaaaaaamn tasty! anybody ever had this? i had some that appeared to be mashed yams or sweet potatoes with beans and jalapenos mixed in. K I L L E R.

[url="http://www.elagasse.com/mofongo.html"]Mofongo Recipe[/url]

"As you will notice in the recipe, it calls for fat from the fried salted pork—nerve shattering for the health conscious ."

Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:41 pm
So you type in anything you want in place of "Text for link goes here?"

What did you have to change from the code to show what it looked like?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:44 pm
You click that "disable" box to display the code as text.

I don't know why that "mongo" link isn't working. maybe lose the quotes around the URL.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:48 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:48 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:57 pm
I missed ya, ol' bulletin board.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 6:59 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:03 pm | Edited by: Womb Raider
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:04 pm | Edited by: Womb Raider
okay you can also do it like the old board with just

that will give you the link with no text, as above. and yeah, images are still disabled. thank the scatman for that one.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:06 pm
The Search feature is also very cool. Good job on the board revamp, guys!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:17 pm
life is back to normal now
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:19 pm
I can barely see through the tears of joy...
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:19 pm
I feel like I've just cum up for air or somethin! Thanx Guys!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:21 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
I've been trying to tell KC/ analog loyalist how to get on here and he can't figure it out. heh heh heh...

Hi Dtrain!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:30 pm
oooh, fancy.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:32 pm
whoa dude, hunter s thompson is dead?
glad to be back in touch with the world
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:33 pm
2 - Med Center / Libertyland
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:33 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
Will somebody please call KC and walk him through registration? He's going crazy...

Posted: Mar 1, 2005 7:58 pm
i was having withdrawls
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:23 pm
finally I can fuck around on the goner board and ignor my duties as company shithead! its good to be back
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:25 pm
Man, do you guys have the internet wired straight into your brains or something?

I'm pretty sure that's not a compliment. What the fuck did you do all day when the board was down?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:27 pm
I made some really great Thai food. I can do lots of things.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:28 pm
My boss said" Damn Barr , you've done more work in the past two days that you did in the past two months, what's going on with that" , thanks for giving me an alternative to work Goner Board.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:30 pm
we smoked bbq ribs all weekend. no gorer board= daylight & industry
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:31 pm
i smoked all kinds of shit
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:33 pm
including pole.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:39 pm
Man, do you have the gay wired straight into your brain or something?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:39 pm
What the fuck did you do all day when the board was down?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:40 pm | Edited by: sexualchocolate
I got to test this sh*t out!!!

F*ckin awesome! you can edit your posts......no more excuses for me.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:48 pm
Case sensitive? FUCK!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:51 pm

hello, everybody I hope you like the new and improved me...I will be helping and informing around here just like always
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:52 pm
Nice work, folks.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 8:55 pm
could you help out with some information on black forest ham?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:00 pm
Just eat it.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:01 pm

what do you need to know?

Black Forest ham is a moist, boneless, German-style ham with intense flavor that has been smoked over pine wood and sometimes dipped in beef blood to give its surface a dark “Black Forest” color.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:01 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:03 pm
I love the new setup. Thanks for the resurrection.
If it's true that someone was able to clip theoperator's wings after the changeover I'm very grateful. Hopefully all forms right?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:04 pm | Edited by: Stagger Lee
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:05 pm
Hey Grant! I love you bro.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:12 pm
fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:14 pm
we're rollin!

Martel tapped into that big computer in the sky and fixed us back up again!

Buy him a beer next time you see him.

Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:17 pm
You're a moist, boneless, German-style ham.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:38 pm
Okay, I got it now. Can't sign in thru explorer, but I can thru firefox. not really sure why, but I'm back on the board. It's good to be home.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:39 pm
motorhoney...where are youuuuuu?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:45 pm
Great to be back!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:48 pm
Okay, I got it now. Can't sign in thru explorer, but I can thru firefox. not really sure why, but I'm back on the board. It's good to be home.

and you thought you were banned!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 9:50 pm
Hey, so I overreact sometimes. I just couldn't figure out why I couldn't sign in.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:14 pm
It is a good day on this internet.
Thank you, IT ninjas for giving me back the ability to waste hours of my time.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:15 pm
nothin' wasteful about communicatin' with family...
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:16 pm | Edited by: The Troll
Joe, does that mean you're my brother, sister or scary uncle?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:18 pm
I was gonna say...
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:23 pm
Hey, Chris Martel! Can you give me some insight on the troubles with the conversion? Our BB is slow as hell, and was loking for info before we upgraded. You can e-mail me if you wnat.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:25 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:30 pm
I just felt like I should post in this thread.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:51 pm
Well, I don't want to bore you, but this conversion involved basically writing a script to parse through about 5,000 files that contained the goner-board discussions in plain text. minibb was installed and the text files were parsed into the minibb database, then the database was tweaked until it worked.

in other words, it was a pain in the ass and I would recommend just starting from scratch if you're going to switch message board softwares. but the goner board had so much great stuff on it that it was important to keep the legacy intact.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 10:54 pm
Gotcha, sounds slightly mind numbing. Yeah, there's a lot of priceless stuff on here.
Glad you got it done.
Congrats, man!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:01 pm
no longer will i be shitonme. i feel like a born-again goner!
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:14 pm
Chris Martel, thank you. If you go to Blackout this year, I will buy you a beer.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:16 pm
I don't think I like it.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:31 pm

Where's Joe-Joe (Joe Pestilence/Joe Silverking)? Us MySpace fags got the werd, but whattabout him?

Where are youuuuuuuuuuu?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:40 pm
you don't like... what? the blue?
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:48 pm
Honestly, I don't understand what all this talk of the 'blue' is?

You mean the words that have links? Cause I see the exact same board as before (light and dark gray) with light blue links now.....hmm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:48 pm | Edited by: Mandible
She didn't get the first HEE HAWW. But does it count if you do it to yourself? Never mind, I guess it always counts if you do it to yourself.
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:48 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2005 11:59 pm

Now I'm gonna go cry in a glass of whiskey.

P.S. THANKS, for the link, Sweetheart! (xoxoxo). He's gunna-git-it!
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 12:04 am
I likey the new Goner board and praise all involved, including that sexpot hotdogger Chris Martel!!! Look out Jan Michael Vincent!
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 12:16 am
hey can we post pics?[b][/b]
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 12:21 am
no pigs
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 12:24 am
man i HATED the new design!!! for like the first 15 minutes
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 12:49 am
It reminds me of watching Star Trek the movie when I was a teen. I mean, it still looks like the Enterprise but slightly updated. BY GOD I like it!
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 1:13 am
Wasn't trying to rag. I'll like it eventually. What I really don't like is the signing in. That means we have to sign out and back in avery time we want to be smartasses and use different names. On the other hand, I do like that you can just post on this page. Just different. Thanks for getting it back up! I thought I'd never hear the end of Bazooka Joe lamenting the loss of the board.
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 1:15 am
i think it works!
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 1:23 am | Edited by: Shaun A
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 1:33 am
Thank you Goner Board...just for being you.

The new look is sexy baby, sexy! It's like the old board, only...sexier!

Posted: Mar 2, 2005 1:42 am
I've heard people mention the Goner board. Hopefully the new look will lead to sensible posts about the reason we're really here: and that's the latest Unsigned bands. The new Killers single is awesome. My pick for the top. Kajun SS seem promising, strong vocals and good solid musicianship but maybe a name change and a trip to a reputable gents hairstylist will have them being accepted for a place in the NME/T-Mobile Unsigned tent at this years Glastonbury. I think they could give The Dears and The Bravery, not to mention The Others a run for their (hard earned, may I add) (record company)money!
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 2:06 am
aka USS Whiskey ... new name, new goner board, new underwear ... so fresh.
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 2:13 am
I can tell you that the reason we are all here ain't to talk about how awesome the Killers new single is. PU. Sorry man. I agree with ya, but not on that point.
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 2:35 am
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 2:47 am
Got it.

Dig that funky clip art...What the fuck?
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 2:58 am
Wow, now we can see how many times a day we actually look at this board. I'm such a loser. Glad it's back!!
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 4:21 am
Hi everybody!

This login/out & registration bizniz is gonna take my Unabomber ass some getting used to,but i like it! Glad to be back!

I guess i have to actually write some stuff for folks to read on the My Space page! I was gonna wait to spring on everyone when i had it ready,dagnabbit! Oh well...

Board Again,Board Again,Jiggity Jig!
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 4:47 am
You still got great pics on it Joe......but don't you guys expect Bateman to add yr asses unless you got 20 Louisiana underage jew chicks in yr profile...
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 5:32 am
this board is Hi-tech
Posted: Mar 2, 2005 2:25 pm
You're right. It works! Thanks again Eric! What would we all do...?
Posted: Mar 3, 2005 12:49 am
Posted: Mar 3, 2005 1:51 am
big and bold GO...!test
Posted: Mar 3, 2005 1:55 am
i call the new color of this board "tronya" you star trek fans will know.
Posted: Mar 5, 2005 5:30 am
The first week in ages that I go without internet happens to coincide with the goner board being down. Cosmic
Posted: Mar 5, 2005 10:47 am
Posted: Mar 8, 2005 3:50 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
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