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Posted: Sep 25, 2012 4:08 am
 
Night is in it's
Midlife crisis.
Shall it give up to day,
Like the Redskins'
Regular season?
Fuck you, Cowboys!
There's still a few
Hours left.
I'm four o'clock,
Motherfucker.
Posted: Sep 25, 2012 8:51 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
She didn't wear no panties
She didn't wear no bra
Overly microwaved soup burned her cooter
I accidentaly shot up with a black guys rig
I'm too old for this shit.
Posted: Sep 25, 2012 10:14 am
 
Overly microwaved soup burned her cooter
I accidentaly shot up with a black guys rig
I'm too old for this shit.


Reads like haiku with wrong meter.
Posted: Sep 25, 2012 11:24 am
 
Jesus loves the little fishes
All the fishes of the world
tuna bream catfish bass
if you don't love fishes you can kiss his ass
Jesus loves the little fishes of the world
Posted: Sep 25, 2012 11:55 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Reads like haiku with wrong meter.

sankyu
Posted: Sep 25, 2012 1:58 pm
 
Well you can tell by the way I nasally talk
I wear womens pants; skin tone of chalk
Bad tattoos and 1/2 a vegan
I have a filthy beard and date a Megan
And now it's all right, it's ok
My Daddy's check is on the way
Real Brooklynites can't understand
The NY Times loves us man!

Whether you're a beta or Williamsburg waiter
Sustainable Life, Sustainable Life
The cupcakes are a bakin', my scallion limbs are shakin'
Sustainable Life, Sustainable Life
LIKE YAH LIKE YAH Sustainable Life Sustainable Life
YAH YAH YAH YAH Sustainable Life

Well I get up at noon then I get high
Put my tight jeans on; try to zip my fly
I splatter paint on my repurposed shoes
I'm a kickball champ trophy if I lose
Like yah it's all right, it's ok
Can't tell if I am straight or gay
Real Brooklynites can't understand
The NY Times loves us man!

I'm a rent inflator and a gallery curator
Sustainable Life, Sustainable Life
My Dad says I'm the smartest, Mom says I'm an artist
Sustainable Life, Sustainable Life
Like Yah Yah Yah, Sustainable Life Sustainable Life
LIKE YAH LIKE YAH Sustainable Life

My life went nowhere, but Mommy helps me
But Mommy helps me, YAH!
My life went nowhere, but Mommy helps me
But Mommy helps me, YAH!

Well you can smell me when I take a walk
I'm not a man; shaped like a stalk
My music sucks, I'm a beekeeper
Been kicked around by the hipster beater
Yah, it's all right, we're all the same
Organic food and bike lanes
Real Brooklynites can't understand
The NY Times loves us man!

We like attention to be on us
We swim in the Gowanus
Sustainable Life Sustainable Life
I look like I am starving
As I ride my Penny Farthing
Sustainable Life Sustainable Life
YAH YAH YAH YAH Sustainable Life Sustainable Life
YAH YAH YAH YAH Sustainable Life

My life went nowhere, but Mommy helps me
But Mommy helps me, YAH!
My life went nowhere, but Mommy helps me
But Mommy helps me, YAH!
Posted: Sep 25, 2012 3:12 pm
 
GO PACK
Posted: Sep 26, 2012 5:34 pm
 
I'd love to but. . . I can't tell the difference.
Posted: Sep 26, 2012 6:47 pm
 
GO PACK

Why? got no
travel plans
at least not right now.
Posted: Sep 27, 2012 8:57 am
 
Whilst I play cribbage with
The brothers at the monastery
There's always a chance that
I might be queer.

Alas, I
Am not.

Friendless and humble,
I wander home
Where it's always
Booby time! Booby time!

Mother,
I am hungry.
Posted: Oct 1, 2012 2:18 pm
 
Sunnyside that's not terrible that's great! That needs to be on a great poetry thread.
Posted: Oct 2, 2012 2:55 pm
 
Sunnyside that's not terrible that's great! That needs to be on a great poetry thread.

Gracias.

Anything to keep this thread from dying out.
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