Goner Message Board
 | Forums | Register | Reply | Search | Statistics | Manual |
Goner Message Board / ???? / ugly assed cars
Posted: May 10, 2012 10:11 am
The Kia Soul is almost so ugly I'm dissapointed with myself for not buying one:


It's gotta be like the gremlin of modern vehicles.

I would have considered it but I'm kind of one of these japanese snobs when I'm left to my own devices...my toyota was made in the Scion factory.
Posted: May 10, 2012 10:13 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
If I could have found a deal though, I'd be all over that ugly assed puke green car with a cheesy/cool name. That's style!

Remember Pepsi Jazz? Ha ha.
Posted: May 10, 2012 2:44 pm
Remember Clear Pepsi?
Posted: May 10, 2012 8:17 pm
I really like these for some reason which i cannot explain.

Posted: May 11, 2012 12:32 am
I really like these for some reason which i cannot explain.

With ya on that...dunno what it is...hope we get one at work, eh Seamus?
Posted: May 11, 2012 12:36 am
Posted: May 11, 2012 12:42 am
I remember growing up in Michigan and hearing in the news that one of these 3 cyllinder gems got blown right off the the Mackinac bridge in gale force winds over the straits..
Posted: May 11, 2012 12:52 am
These hunks of shit used to literally occupy every ditch for miles on the highways around Flint in the wintertime..
http://www.chevroletpedia.org/2009/11/02/chevrolet-chevette-a-walk-dow n-memory-shame/
Posted: May 11, 2012 1:09 am
I really like these for some reason which i cannot explain.


cuz you think your getting on an airportr shuttle!
Posted: May 11, 2012 7:20 am
or one of these bad boys..

Right on! Bring back the station wagon. Fuck an SUV.
Posted: May 11, 2012 7:54 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Yeah station wagons are classics...

I hear those Kia Souls run like shit, like you can expect to start hearing noises in the first 2 years....I don't know why but that just makes me want it all the more. I'm loving those cars for their flaws, but I'm in love with those things.

I also love how when I'm driving down the road in my Kia Soul everyone will assume I have pretty bad credit or something. Those cars are sleeper classics.

It's like an ugly bastard...love those things.
Posted: May 11, 2012 8:02 am
Maybe I'll be in the market for an ugly/cool tryin to hard second car when those things wind up in used lots in mass quantity.

Hopefully by then however Prius' will be more reasonable. I'm eventually going to buy a used one and convert it to all electric for my daily driver. I hear they're surprisingly easy to work on as electric cars. I'm sure they're still going to need a computer, but I imagine there are plenty of bootleg ways around that bullshit.
Posted: May 11, 2012 9:41 am
We have a Nissan Cube and love it. Lots of room. It's like driving around in an aqarium. Plus it looks like those shitty robots from Disney's The Black Hole.
Posted: May 11, 2012 9:56 am
Posted: May 11, 2012 10:37 am
Never, ever get an AMC Eagle. Ever.

I like those Transit Connects. Kind of like a cheaper Sprinter van. I've got one of those but it's too big for driving around town.
Posted: May 11, 2012 10:39 am
i rented a kia soul to drive to last year's gonerfest. i asked for something cheap & fuel efficient & when i got there they upgraded me to the kia soul.

it's pretty good on gas mileage because it's so light. i described it then as driving around in an aluminum can. strong winds were a little tough to fight through on the highway.

no complaints but i'm not looking to own one.

PT cruisers, by the way, suck in the categories of performance & appearance.
Posted: May 11, 2012 11:22 am
A whole bunch here

Great article.
Posted: May 11, 2012 11:33 am
Posted: May 11, 2012 12:19 pm
Pistol was it that brown/green color?

If I ever have the opportunity to own a KIA Soul I'm going for it...I'm not joking around...if I go to another Gonerfest (probbable but shit and gf's happen) I'm renting a KIA Soul and slapping a Goner Records sticker on the back of that baby.

Also I told someone how much I like the KIA Soul and they told me how they wanted a CUBE, I almost think that's tastefull by comparison...it looks like an Ipod, or if they drove cars on Luke Skywalkers uncle's planet instead of hover crafts.
Posted: May 11, 2012 12:30 pm
What I don't get is these stupid antennas they put on the backs of these cars now...mine has one. The alternative is the fishtale antennas that match the color of the car but still look almost just as bad. You can buy a black antenna that is bent down at a right angle. I've considered it, but so many people on the internet bitch about those dumn antennas that I figure it will get ganked pretty quick.
Posted: May 11, 2012 2:19 pm
Vive Le Car!
Posted: May 11, 2012 2:28 pm
I always dug Chevy Vegas. Damn, there have been so many fugly cars over the years it's ridiculous. I think we're entering a whole new era of attorcities on wheels.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1658533 _1658526,00.html


I love polished turds!
Posted: May 11, 2012 2:30 pm
Pistol was it that brown/green color?

it was black. but 99% of the time i see other kia souls they are that booger green color.
Your Reply Click this icon to move up to the quoted message

Only registered users are allowed to post here. Please, enter your username/password details upon posting a message, or register first.

  Goner Message Board Powered by PHP Forum Software miniBB ®