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Posted: Apr 27, 2012 2:36 am
 
Kinda like Micheal Jackson tried to cut himself into Diana Ross, Jack looks like a high- money Jeff Lee Pierce. He just looked wrong.
Also- shut the fuck up tigerblinds. I really have no interest in how you babble about this.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 3:06 am
 
HA! Nice preemptive strike!
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 7:44 am
 
Kinda like Micheal Jackson tried to cut himself into Diana Ross

Some say that was what he was going for!

Guess he never got over the fixation...
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 7:55 am
 
What the hell?..nobody on this board has a sense of humor anymore. Even when I've had no life, I've had a sense of humor.

I've got Billy Childish prints hanging on every wall of my apartment...do you think I realy give a shit or ever realy gave a shit? It was just a way to get attention based on some assholes career.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 8:02 am
 
This scene was never so fucking emo back in the 90's I'll say that much.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 9:17 am
 
I'm kind of enjoying the Wonka-ish thing he's going for, thought the Colbert comedy bit was pretty funny . . . really don't like his music anymore.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 9:20 am
 
I'm kind of enjoying the Wonka-ish thing he's going for, thought the Colbert comedy bit was pretty funny . . . really don't like his music anymore.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 9:29 am
 
at least he's puttin out some good records by OTHER bands.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 9:58 am
 
It was just a way to get attention based on some assholes career.

- Tigerblinds
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 9:59 am | Edited by: Ding Le Dangle
 
carry on
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 10:11 am
 
I cant believe how mad that NY Times article about Jack white made me..author claimed Jack was the coolest person ever. of all time. Never in the history of the world has there been anyone cooler? God it pissed me off. You are trying to tell me he is cooler than Bruce Lee? Cooler than Jimi Hendrix? Fuck, Joe Namath was cooler than Jack White. Ugggh.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 11:29 am
 
Fuck, Joe Namath was cooler than Jack White.

Joe Namath is cooler than any musician, past present and future.

I saw that shitfest on Colbert report last night. Could not believe how bad Colbert wants to suck his dick.

Also how can you call it a solo record when you have like 8 musicians backing you up?
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 11:32 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Dingy Dangle, you're a prime example of a man with no life nor sense of humor.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 11:54 am
 
Also how can you call it a solo record when you have like 8 musicians backing you up?

My favorite band Phil Collins pulled it off.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 12:38 pm
 
i never really listened to the white stripes much, though they did have a handful of songs i liked quite a bit. don't follow his stuff now, and i don't think i've ever bought a 3rd man release - but that said, i can appreciate the creativity of a liquid-filled or 3rpm record, or even releasing your single exclusively balloon launch. it's more than a tad bit indulgent, sure, but if you've got the resources to do it, why not be eccentric and do every oddball idea that pops into your head?
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 12:43 pm
 
Immortal Lee County Killers were way better than The White Stripes. I wasn't a dedicated fan of either, but at least ILCK wrote noisy abrasive challenging music for adults. I hear that guy is a lawyer in Nashville now, where he is from.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 12:52 pm
 
Not that it matters to anyone on this board, but his album is getting really good reviews. Makes me curious to at least hear it. I've barely ever even heard the White Stripes so it'll all be new to me.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 1:06 pm
 
I miss Estrus Records.
Posted: Apr 27, 2012 3:13 pm
 
I read that jack white prefers his toast covered with a thin layer of diarrhea?
Posted: Apr 28, 2012 12:49 pm
 
I have no problem with jack white or tigerblinds. And I really enjoyed the jack white tape op interview.
Posted: Apr 28, 2012 2:13 pm
 
Jack White Jack Black JACK OFF!!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2012 11:08 pm
 
if you don't like his band i don't give a shit and i'm pretty sure he doesn't either. but what reviews do you trust?



I miss Estrus Records.

i listened to the lord high fixers 10" with "making time" on it a couple night's ago. my first spin of it in over ten years. shit fuckin' SHOOK. someone needs to start a band like them, cuz what they did is at least do-able. they didn't fake it though, and that's the trick. who do you know that's living like that?
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 7:45 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
i'm pretty sure he doesn't either.


Yeah, don't be so sure about that. Never take anyones emotional development for granted....but yeah, "who gives a fuck?" is right.
Posted: Apr 30, 2012 10:33 pm
 
I miss Estrus Records.

i listened to the lord high fixers 10" with "making time" on it a couple night's ago. my first spin of it in over ten years. shit fuckin' SHOOK. someone needs to start a band like them, cuz what they did is at least do-able. they didn't fake it though, and that's the trick. who do you know that's living like that?



I've been listening to the Thundercrack "Own Shit Home" lp. They were from France and they came up with their band name from a Euro gay beastiality movie. IF I recall correctly from the Estrus zine-a-log from when the album came out I think the dude used to hand build his own Bo Diddley cigar box styled guitars which were even good enough for Bo. How's Jack White cooler than them guys?

How's anybody cooler than them guys?
Posted: May 1, 2012 12:48 am
 
you already mentioned bo diddley. it's a long process. whatever. never heard thundercrack.
Posted: May 1, 2012 8:25 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Oh man...coolness isn't even a factor here it's all relative. Jack White just became a spokes person for selling off what was left of real 90's underground culture. It was largely based on business ties and calculated corporate positioning. Also you have to be bland enough for the masses to be a corporate spokesperson...you know Rosie Odonnel and Howard Stern and Chevy Chase pretty much sucked at it, but they had their dedicated following...Carson Daily on the other hand is wholesome and boring enough that anyone who watches T.V. regularly can relate to him, you gotta be like Regis Philbin or something.

It was obvious there was some funny business going on when this nobody band on the garage circuit made this huge announcement that they had turned down a million dollar Gap endorsement deal in 2000. Pretty much everyone in the scene back then had stars in their eyes because everyone wanted a piece of the pie. Whole thing was scummy and gross, did more damage than good. But really everyone believed that they were "one of us" finally making it, so things were going to be different this time....just total bullshit.
Posted: May 1, 2012 8:29 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
I've never heard of anybody announcing that they're turning down a deal if they don't have to, it's always a calculated thing if they do. Really that's as scummy as it gets.
Posted: May 1, 2012 8:48 am
 
I'd almost be surprised if there was any Gap endorsement deal, it was probbably more likely a negotiation ploy....but it was all business related, not realy giving anything any real social validity. I mean if you were in a band back then you might get a commercial spot, might make a couple grand, but it was all threw a distorted fucked up red and white prism. White Stripes never did do any work in commercials that I ever heard about, he would just create these one off studio bands for that trying to maintain this bullshit sense of artistic credibility. All this shit becomes glaringly obvious in hindsite....I mean your general music fan is pretty damn wise to what's going on at this point.
Posted: May 1, 2012 11:31 am
 
"one of us"

speak for yourself, and keep it to yourself, loser.

i mean: shut the fuck up already.
Posted: May 1, 2012 11:43 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
What you gonna do about it? Fuck you... Go wipe the diarhea off your ass and the slobber off your face.

That shit was the modern equivelant of Yacht Rock....no redeeming artistic quality whatsoever, not even on the pop for pops sake level.

So anyway, I like my voodoo dolls stuffed with hay and yarn, and only use free range chickens blood or my spirit animal will eat your babies.
Posted: May 1, 2012 12:17 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
I was just joking...Yacht Rock rules....this it!



Posted: May 1, 2012 12:56 pm
 
What ever i hat Yacht Rock... some peeple will eat any shit that's shovelled down there throats. I mean, Flat Dou Jets never had a Yacht... that was real music in the 90's. They recorded their first album with a for-track in a canoo and that was all you needed back then. These bands that need Yacht's now can suck my buthole dry.
Posted: May 1, 2012 12:58 pm
 
But whatever... if you need a boat to rock than somethings wrong with your rock anyway. That's why the CIA arrested Redd Foxx for tax avasion.
Same thing with James brown.
Posted: May 1, 2012 1:00 pm
 
Any but munchers that think other wise can take it up with me at Goner Fest... i'll strangel you all with my dick.
Posted: May 1, 2012 1:01 pm
 
you guys need to liten up... i don't have time for this shit any way ive got better things to do.
Posted: May 1, 2012 1:02 pm
 
HA! rabble-rabble-rabble...

Posted: May 1, 2012 2:02 pm
 
Yeah, you got the right idea.
Posted: May 1, 2012 2:30 pm
 
it is somewhat addictive. giving me some great insight to what makes that brain o' yours tic (sic)...

Posted: May 1, 2012 2:47 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Yeah, back to the bullshit religious pentacostal end of world dread.....this whole attacking Tigerblinds shit all started when I made fun of all this psuedo end of world religious bullshit. Weaping fatboys....my advice loose weight, get a haircut, get laid, get a job, get a life, take up gardening, or world of warcraft...hell I don't know...just quit your cry baby refusing to roll with it attitude bullshit.
Posted: May 1, 2012 2:48 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
I mean I realy do seem like a tough guy compared to some of you daffodils targeting me...I'll give you that.
Posted: May 1, 2012 3:00 pm
 
Lets see...Ding has me booked Mondays, Mark Beef Tuesdays, ChiXo wednesdays, Jesse Garron Thursdays, and so on and so forth.

Start a fucking support group already....the world is an interesting place, there are lots of behind the scene politics, good bands, and cool women, you might just find yourself a keeper. There are lots of good easy recipes, and good mixed drinks....you know what I mean. Go camp out on the lawn of your local banking district....I mean fucking tits.

Like I said, if you kill a chicken for me, make sure it's a conservative.
Posted: May 1, 2012 3:54 pm
 
my advice loose weight

grammatically speaking, not the soundest advice but i see what you're going for. i'm actually pretty skinny already, though. and today is tuesday. i'll check the schedule to see who has wednesdays penciled in. and it's the piss i'm takin' outta you, not tears. but you're right, i do need a job, i was planning on getting a haircut today and getting laid is never a bad way to waste a day. you gotta strong C- average going. take a deep breath and count to ten, cupcake!
Posted: May 1, 2012 4:35 pm
 
all started when I made fun of all this psuedo end of world religious bullshit

you're so clueless its close to godhead
Posted: May 1, 2012 4:50 pm
 
this whole attacking Tigerblinds

you're a legend in your own mind, fartface
Posted: May 1, 2012 6:24 pm
 
I had a dog named Jack, but he wasn't White.
Posted: May 1, 2012 6:31 pm
 
Jack Russel?
Posted: May 2, 2012 12:39 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Great thing about the internet is when people post shit that pisses you off, you can ignore it or do other things....it's pretty fucking nice. There are websites for other christian singles when you can't take my piss.

Anyway, I hold the popular opinion these days...so it's you vs. the world.
Posted: May 2, 2012 12:48 pm
 
Jack Russel?

http://94wysp.radio.com/2010/05/12/podcast-jack-russell-of-great-white /

jack russel falls onstage and around the ten minute mark of a radio interview forgets he was in great white...
Posted: May 2, 2012 12:50 pm
 
Yeah, back to the bullshit religious pentacostal end of world dread.....this whole attacking Tigerblinds shit all started when I made fun of all this psuedo end of world religious bullshit.
was that when you stupidly took my sock puppet pentecostal preacher bullshit seriously??? LOL!
Posted: May 2, 2012 1:22 pm
 
Anyway, I hold the popular opinion these days

the popular opinion is that you are being attacked by people on the internet?
Posted: May 2, 2012 3:46 pm
 
seriously, anybody got an opinion on the Jack White solo LP?

people are telling me "it's fantastic" and I gotta take that with a grain of salt...
Posted: May 2, 2012 4:36 pm
 
Jack Russell should start a band called Terrier...such a great marketing idea..Jack Russell's Terrier
Posted: May 2, 2012 10:02 pm
 
Jack Russell Terriers are annoying piece of shit dogs
Posted: May 3, 2012 12:02 pm
 
Jack Russell Terriers are annoying piece of shit dogs


No, you're thinking Border Collies.
Posted: May 3, 2012 3:11 pm
 
no, you're thinking tigerblinds
Posted: May 4, 2012 6:50 am
 
no, you're thinking tigerblinds

Yes. Points to his nose and nods in the affirmative.
Posted: May 4, 2012 1:21 pm
 
If only some kinda chicoharris/tigerblinds debate the cultural happenings of the day web show could exist. Maybe Bradx could put some cassettes of that together?
Posted: May 4, 2012 2:37 pm
 
Can you smell that?

It's the casual amusement and semi-sanity of a Gonerboard with an unexplained break from Tigerblinds...breathe deep, enjoy!
Posted: May 4, 2012 3:57 pm
 
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: May 4, 2012 5:04 pm
 
actually that was me, sorry. buritto for lunch...
Posted: May 4, 2012 5:30 pm
 
It's the casual amusement and semi-sanity of a Gonerboard

I read that as Gonerbeard... ouch.
Posted: May 4, 2012 5:34 pm
 
Don't shoot 'til you see the beans in their Gonerbeards...
Posted: May 4, 2012 6:05 pm
 
Gonerbeard? Memphos pls give Robin a hug. Bearded before Brooklyn!
Posted: May 4, 2012 11:47 pm
 
Abstract.. But... Tigerblinds?..

http://tacowerewolf.com/7set5.jpg
Posted: May 5, 2012 12:58 pm
 
Abstract.. But... Tigerblinds?..

http://tacowerewolf.com/7set5.jpg


Which is worse? Tigerblinds or the Godforsaken website this came from? Really, it is a toss up...
Posted: May 7, 2012 8:19 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
I don't know but some of you guys remind me of this late 70's Ron Jeremy porn I saw not to long ago. They were both going at this 70's porno broad, she is famous but I already have to much useless trivia in my brain to remember 70's porn actors.....I don't know...it had this rediculous plot line and ultra guady 70's decor that actually made it entertaining. Anyway, Ron Jeremy is in her pussy and the other guy is in her butt...and it's like all this cheesy voice over shit, fucking hilarious....anyway the guy on top pulls his dick out of her ass, and jizzez hot spew all over Ron Jeremy's balls...everyone is moaning, and Ron Jeremy just keeps going at it...he even grabs his sticky nutsack at one point to reposition. Then as the plot line went, the girl handcuffed the guys wrists to eachothers ballsacks while they were asleep and stole the money from their wallets.

That's what this thread is reminding me of.....for one how some of you behave....and secondly, how the fuck can a fucking useless piece of shit like Ron Jeremy have become such a mainstream household name?

I don't get it. I mean realy.
Posted: May 7, 2012 3:29 pm
 
Thanks for that ^^^ Your resume grows by the inch everyday, TB.

Update on Jack's latest project, from the innerview w/Buzz Aldrich:

WHITE: Yeah. We put out a record on Third Man [a seven-inch of composer John Boswell's "A Glorious Dawn," which features spoken-word portions by both Sagan and Hawking]. That's one of the records that I'm proudest of having released. Carl Sagan was a huge influence . . . We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer space. We want to launch a balloon that carries a vinyl record player, and possibly that Carl Sagan record, and figure out a way to drop the needle with all that turbulence up there and ensure that it will still play.
Posted: May 7, 2012 3:43 pm
 
sounds like something tb would do if he only had the money to blow
Posted: May 8, 2012 9:52 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Are you kidding me? My randomly flippant lunacy is so much more creative...I should be a world famous douche bag eccentric.

I have so many songs, loads of songs, more songs than you could stand.
Posted: May 8, 2012 12:09 pm
 
more songs than you could stand

that's for sure.
it would only take one from you, actually. in fact, let's make that "the shortest song in the world" a la Jack WhiteStripes.
Posted: May 9, 2012 1:44 pm
 
Oh man Jesse...you are so stupid and unhip:

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