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Posted: Feb 6, 2012 1:48 am
 
....and the New York Dolls! Otherwise you faggots wouldn't be reading this Crap. The Oblivians can suck Gene's DICK!!!!

not a fan...never was.
respect? yes!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 1:51 am
 
fuck kiss.

love the dolls, tho.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:13 am
 
FUCK JESUS!!!
IN THE ASS!!!!!
YOU TOO!!!!!!!


You love the Dolls because you're a closet fag.
I Love KISS because I'm a REAL MAN, GODDAMNIT!!!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:17 am
 
You wish you coul give god a rim job with Gene's TONGUE!!!

AND THEN TOSS JESUS'S FRUIT SALAD!!!!!

CHRISTIANS ARE REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:19 am
 
yeah, all that is probably true, kiss still suck tho...
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:19 am
 
I LOVE PAUL STANLEY!!!!!!!


ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:23 am
 
KISS IS THE BEST GODDAMN BAND EVER!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:26 am
 
I LOVE JEW$$$$!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:27 am
 
LA(CH)HEIM!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:35 am
 
fuck kiss.

love the dolls, tho.


Don't you people have a chat room for the re-ree's?

Don't you "love" California Bands or somethin'?

....and Jesus's dingdong?
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 3:06 am
 
fuck california.

jews are alright with me. lots of great jewish comedians and they have one fierce army. any group that can maintain an identity while being spread to all parts of the earth for thousands of years is not to be fucked with.

and yeah, i love jesus and his ding dong.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 3:47 am
 
jews are alright with me.

are you afraid "Jesus" might be reading this?

lots of great jewish comedians

Jew clowns are all I care about!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 3:51 am
 
fuck kiss.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 4:08 am
 
I <3 PAUL!!!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 8:39 am
 
I don't get all these people who hate on The Oblivians and talk about how much better Reigning Sound and Compulsive Gamblers are....it kind of gets on my nerves.

First off, it's alot of the same damn songs....secondly, to me The Oblivians were a more dynamic band, which had more to offer, eventhough all three were fucking great, and I've never seen the point in making comparisons.

But realy, I learned about so much good music from the Oblivians, from Trio to Lightnin Hopkins....I didn't learn as much from Compulsive Gamblers or Reigning Sound.


And another thing since we're strolling down memory lane, back then people wrote songs about adult themes, does anyone else miss that? I mean alternative radio was for kids, and when you got older and got a clue you got into the real good underground shit, written by men and women for men and women.....now almost all of it seems like bullshit for kids for the most part. I realy realy fucking miss that.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 8:49 am
 
first i drink
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 8:50 am
 
then i smoke
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 10:29 am
 
I have a white Les Paul that looks like it's been crapped on.




O yeah!
Never mind.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 10:32 am
 
Kiss was great as a comedy band.
Not one good song, really terrible to listen to, but fun anyway.
They sucked so bad they deserve(d) an award for it.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 10:46 am
 
And yeah, Totally Bewildered:
the last time I saw the Oblivians it was really fantastic to hear 3 very old guys sing: 'And then I fucked her.'

The Oblivians are a century ago, dildo, and they ruled back then, but they still have all the credit they deserve. They just should not perform anymore. Greg moved on to better and worse stuff, Jack also, and Eric became a republican.

Great TB! One rare remark about music and it's all blahdiblahdiblah.
Go join a military board, shithead.
If you can't hear the difference between the Oblivians and the Reigning Sound and f.i. the progress in songwriting you're blind in your ears and deaf in your asshole.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 10:51 am
 
Ace is the place!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 10:55 am
 
Honestly, I was thinking more like Neckbones, Woggles, Mono Men....

I can understand why you like the boys songs, since you're so fond of boys Ding.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 12:10 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Tyler Kieth is still doing it I guess, just like alot of people...but you know almost everything you hear about threw the grapevine is written from the perspective of an 18 year old or something...I like songs that reflect some life experience...something like, "And Then I Fucked Her"would be refreshing, or any anti-love song that isn't cutesy....I mean I'm sure this has something to do with some weird spike in babies being produced in the late 80s or something...I like ugly shit that stinks of truth...Im waiting for these kids to have rude awakenings.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 5:21 pm
 
the rape ape top 3 lists:

1) oblivians
2) compulsive gamblers
3) reigning sound

1) jack
2) greg
3) eric

1) oblivians
2) reatards
3) persuaders

honorable mention: bad times
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 10:18 pm
 
What KISS albums are those songs on, rape ape?
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 10:22 pm
 
kiss alive 3
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 5:04 am
 
I like ugly shit that stinks of truth

no you don't, you fuckin nitwit!
see, that's the problem with you, you only like the semi-uglyness caughed up in your own posts, stuff you heard about, cause you're a poser, and a wanker too,

You wouldn't understand real ugly shit that stinks of the truth if it was stuffed up your nose, or put in a song your neighbour plays 20 times a day: you're a deaf and dumb twat, good for scientists underneath Virginia who are studying a certain species, but pure nothingness in the Real World you say you visit on a regular basis with loads of succes. Cause you 'can come really close to Chelsea Clinton'.
Without the use of your hands, I'm sure.

Your answer-post about music is too retarded to take you seriously any longer on whatever subject.
But do keep posting, I like lunatics a lot.

silly boy
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 7:57 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
What KISS albums are those songs on, rape ape?

Oblivians Kick Your Ass 7 Inch

http://www.amiright.com/album-covers/images/album_Oblivians-Kick-Your- Ass.jpg


Best KISS album
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 8:00 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Ding, can you go back to being a fag in your own language please....that stinks of more truth and I don't feel obligated to respond to it.

Also I have every Kiss album with them in makeup including the solo records, and I am utterly unenthralled talking about them.
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 10:34 am
 
Kings in Satan's Service
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 10:51 am
 
Okay okay...this song is kind of cool...it's one of my summertime jams.

Posted: Feb 7, 2012 11:28 am
 
fuck kiss, and fuck thin lizzy, and fuck you all (and fuck the yogurt ad, even though i'm eating yogurt right now):

Posted: Feb 7, 2012 12:17 pm
 
whoa i just woke up and mom and dad are rolling on the couch
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 4:53 pm
 
Gatefolds are for WEED.













Ace solo lp 1978...almost all the rest is a catbox
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 7:43 pm
 
Jumpsuit rock.
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 10:25 pm
 
I had an "I Was Made for Loving You" earworm today thanks to this thread.
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 8:07 am
 



kinda cool video
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 9:30 am
 
KISS rules....your grandma even knows who they are, and Gene probably fucked her.

Ace was as good if not better than anyone in the mid-70s at playing a rockin' solo.

I am certain that 33.3% of the Oblivians dig Kiss, and pretty sure the figure is actually 66.6% of the Oblivians dig Kiss...but I digress.


Just as good as any Flamin' Groovies song:
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 10:58 am
 
I'd like to know what 33.3% of the Oblivians doesn't like KISS?
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 12:29 pm
 
KISS rules


Research shows that people who still like Kiss used to dress up like them when they were 11 years old and paint l'il kitty whiskers on their cheeks.
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 12:33 pm
 
I thought they catched cats and set them on fire at that age.
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 1:46 pm
 
Peter Criss was the coolest one....followed by Ace...nobody ever wants to be Peter Criss...that's because this world and all it's inhabitants are mostly lame.
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 1:52 pm
 
fuck kiss, and fuck thin lizzy

leave thin lizzy out of it! if you think Kiss and Thin Lizzy are in the same league, you need to TRY HARDER
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 2:34 pm
 
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YLj-Cmwq9Xg?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 3:12 pm
 
fuck kiss, and fuck thin lizzy

leave thin lizzy out of it! if you think Kiss and Thin Lizzy are in the same league, you need to TRY HARDER



and FUCK YOU!
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 5:08 pm
 
and fuck thin lizzy

They've been the go to AOR hard rock fave of punk rocker types for a long time and I've never understood why.
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 5:35 pm
 
because they are awesome
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 7:17 am
 
AOR hard rock fave of punk rocker types should be DLR Van Halen
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 8:27 am
 
Just as good as any Flamin' Groovies song

I love Kiss, but that statement simply isn't true.
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 12:27 pm
 
AOR hard rock fave of punk rocker types should be DLR Van Halen

guilty as charged here as well
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 12:53 pm
 
AOR hard rock fave of punk rocker types should be DLR Van Halen


i can get behind this way more. at least dave is funny.
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 3:54 pm
 
VH is next year's Super Bowl halftime act. You heard it here first.
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:05 am
 
the rape ape top 3 lists:

1) oblivians
2) compulsive gamblers
3) reigning sound

1) jack
2) greg
3) eric

1) oblivians
2) reatards
3) persuaders

honorable mention: bad times


OH GOD, YOU'RE STUPID!
We stand next to each other at shows, but MY PANTS ARE [u]DRY!!!!!![/u]
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:10 am
 
UH....... THERE'S "SHOWDOWN", "TRASH", AND THATS IT!!!!

THEY HAVE NEVER, EVER, PLAYED ANY "KISS" COVERS!!!!!!!!

I BET YOU LIKE MIKE McCARTHY FILMS ,TOO!!!

FUCKTARD-O!!!
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:11 am
 
YOU........OFFICIALLY......SUCK......
BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:26 am | Edited by: misslinda
 
I had an "I Was Made for Loving You" earworm today thanks to this thread.

as long as "ear" means "anal",..... I totaly understand!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:30 am
 
I don't get all these people who hate on The Oblivians and talk about how much better Reigning Sound and Compulsive Gamblers are....it kind of gets on my nerves.


I like KISS!
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:32 am
 
.....but I LOVE BUSTER POINDEXTER EVEN MORE!!!!!
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:40 am
 
And yeah, Totally Bewildered:
the last time I saw the Oblivians it was really fantastic to hear 3 very old guys sing: 'And then I fucked her.'

The Oblivians are a century ago, dildo, and they ruled back then, but they still have all the credit they deserve. They just should not perform anymore. Greg moved on to better and worse stuff, Jack also, and Eric became a republican.

Great TB! One rare remark about music and it's all blahdiblahdiblah.
Go join a military board, shithead.
If you can't hear the difference between the Oblivians and the Reigning Sound and f.i. the progress in songwriting you're blind in your ears and deaf in your asshole.


you are either deaf, or fucking retarded. eather way, you deserve to be run over by the mail man.
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:43 am
 
AOR hard rock fave of punk rocker types should be DLR Van Halen

mini bus
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 5:55 am
 
and Eric became a republican.

PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

I HATE ALL OF YOU STUPID,WORTHLESS, GARBAGE BAG, SHIT-STAIN, HIPPIES!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 6:16 am
 
go sit on a dildo for an hour, missy,
Kiss is/was/will always be the dumbest band ever.
O, and yes: I'm fuckin retarded and also a little deaf on side, but you're wrong about the mailmen. I run them over. I just take the car, go out and GET me one.
It is I (pee-ke-booooooo, woo-hoo-hoooooo) who brings you the news you don't wanna hear straight from the Scary Forrest.
And the simple news is: Kiss is a joke, they've always known it, but you still don't.
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 6:25 am
 
OKAY?!!!
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 8:05 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Van Halen and Kiss are equally bad/good, anyone who likes one and not the other or hates one and not the other is tripping Jack Daniels.
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 8:09 am
 
Madonna she's a dick
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 1:10 pm
 
Already saw the new hardcore catholic shock and awe cure that turns lesbo's into hetero's within a second?
(give it a few seconds, then kaboom:)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16961550
Posted: Feb 13, 2012 6:03 pm
 
I was made for shitting on you, baby...you were made to drink my pee
Posted: Feb 14, 2012 9:29 am
 
Fat, angry Scousers love Kiss. I'll translate if needed.

Posted: Feb 14, 2012 1:00 pm
 
translate please
Posted: Feb 14, 2012 1:05 pm
 
I'm going to see motörhead to tonight. Life may suck the shit out of a non-passable tranny's prolapsed rectum, but there's still at least rock 'n' roll!
Posted: Feb 14, 2012 1:55 pm
 
"I can't fuckin' do this TWAT, I can't do it. I'm fuckin' quittin'!"

"Oh, that's it, that's fuckin' it! I've 'ad it like a fuckin' Magic fuckin' twat Man. Fuckin' aaavin' it!"

"Oh, for fuckin' uurrgggh."

"Oh, for fuck's sake, will you fuckin' hit the uurrrrggggh. This wrist is doin' my pissin' head in. I'm sick of the fuckin' useless poxy fuckin' thing."

*UNTRANSLATABLE*

"I don't give a shit."

"Oh, for uurrrgggggh! Mmaarrrrgggghh."

"I really am tryin'."

"Oh, for fuck, on the last fuckin' one! That's it, I've had enough. I've 'ad e-fuckin'-nough, I'm not doin' it no more. I've 'ad it up to fuckin' 'ere, bastard fuckin' Magic fuckin' Man. I'm just gonna do the other ones. I'm just gonna do the other songs, and that's it, I'm not fuckin' doin' that one no more, 'cause I've 'ad enough of it, it's drivin' me fuckin' more mental than 'Ghost of Love' ever did!"

"Argh, on the last fuckin' ver'! Oh, fuck this, I'm fuckin' sick o' this!"

"Always the last fuckin' one; always the last fuckin' one!"

*UNTRANSLATABLE*

"This isn't workin', this. This fuckin' piece is not workin'."
Posted: Feb 14, 2012 7:47 pm
 
Motorhead on Valentine's Day. Now that's what I call romantic.
Posted: Feb 14, 2012 9:49 pm
 
It wAs. There were some fucked up mentally retarded pieces of shit there. But God will give them a special place in heaven.
Posted: Feb 15, 2012 2:59 am
 
thanks for the translation

LOL!
Posted: Feb 15, 2012 6:19 am
 
reminds me also of one of the saddest moments in music I know:
the second album by the Baptist Generals starts with a song so beautifull that it was and will be the highlight of whatshisface ever. You can hear he knows he is between the music gods, that he is on the top of the Olympic. And then, in the middle of the recording, a phone rings.

What follows is birth of The Son of The Angriest Guitar Player.

And a blow I never recovered from.
They should have never put that broken part on the record. (The lame version at the end sucks so bad after hearing that broken version first that you wanna shoot it.)
It's too much to take, even for a bitter old pervie.
Posted: Feb 15, 2012 1:14 pm
 
YES!!! That Baptist Generals song is amazing / makes me extremely uncomfortable because I know what's coming. The bass player of that band is a good friend of mine. Allegedly they are recording new material and it is sounding good. Damn that last record was NINE years ago.
Posted: Feb 15, 2012 1:53 pm
 
That's the thing.
You know what's comin and you still play it again and again, only to end up completely sick of disappointment. Pure musical masochism.

Good news about a new album!
Posted: Feb 22, 2012 11:54 am
 
I am certain that 33.3% of the Oblivians dig Kiss, and pretty sure the figure is actually 66.6% of the Oblivians dig Kiss...but I digress.


here's the proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9qRjAi4WhTM#at= 254
Posted: Feb 25, 2012 2:15 am
 
I was made for shitting on you, baby...you were made to drink my pee


If only God embued KISS with the ability to write such profound lyrics...
Posted: Feb 25, 2012 2:22 am
 
I was made for shitting on you, baby...you were made to drink my pee



Red Light District Amsterdam: $100 all in.
Posted: Feb 25, 2012 2:41 am
 
I'm tight money-wise. Can you do it for free?
Posted: Feb 25, 2012 4:52 am | Edited by: Ding Le Dangle
 
Oh, you want a guy?

Brussel, Belgium, 1000 Frankskes.

He might even squirt in your nose for that kinda money, at least according to one of my famous collegues.

And no: I can't do it for free, or money, cause I'm not into it. And others here wont do it for free cause they're too fuckin poor.
Posted: Feb 25, 2012 11:26 am
 
Van Halen and Kiss are equally bad/good, anyone who likes one and not the other or hates one and not the other is tripping Jack Daniels.

I'd rather drink bourbon than listen to VH.

Diamond Dave dosen't wear high heels,or red lipstick.
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 5:43 am
 
"If any of ya'll out there wanna get yoselfed "KISSED", I'll meet you in the LADIE'S ROOM!!!!"
- Ms. Paul Stanley:KISS ALIVE I (to an audience FILLED with underage boys).


fantastic!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 5:47 am
 
I wish the Mentors covered "Ladie's Room", and every other moron's, looser, band that reads this post!
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:09 am
 
I am certain that 33.3% of the Oblivians dig Kiss, and pretty sure the figure is actually 66.6% of the Oblivians dig Kiss...but I digress.

"I don't care"-Paul Stanley:Mr.Speed
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:14 am
 
If only God embued KISS with the ability to write such profound lyrics...

"Lick It UP"
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:24 am
 
reminds me also of one of the saddest moments in music I know:
the second album by the Baptist Generals starts with a song so beautifull that it was and will be the highlight of whatshisface ever. You can hear he knows he is between the music gods, that he is on the top of the Olympic. And then, in the middle of the recording, a phone rings.


NERD!
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:30 am
 
the saddest moments in music I know:

...was when Dee Dee got replaced by some AWOL, lame brain, METAL HEAD!!!!
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:33 am
 
the saddest moments in music I know:

...was when Johnny Thunders thought it would be a good idea to take (8?) multiple hits of acid.
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:35 am
 
the saddest moments in music I know:

...was when SATAN thought it was time for Lux to "come home".
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 6:40 am
 
the saddest moments in music I know:

...was when Lemmy chose W.O.Williams over his boyfriend Eddie Clark.




What kind of world do you live in?
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 7:57 am
 
Ok so that makes Kiss, Van Halen and Thin Lizzy to play on the radio show today...
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 10:10 am
 
What kind of world do you live in?

I've been scrutinizing that for a while now but really have no idea.
Posted: Feb 26, 2012 10:15 am
 
and - come on now - the saddest moment in music was when my favourite band Phil Collins called it a day and split up
Posted: Mar 4, 2012 5:55 am
 
KISS rules....your grandma even knows who they are, and Gene probably fucked her.

...but probably not Ms. Paul
Posted: Mar 4, 2012 5:56 am
 
Paul's got all the Pepaws.
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