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Posted: Feb 5, 2012 2:13 pm
 
De 22 rayonhoofden van de Vereniging Friesche Elfsteden heeft vanavond een eerste officiŽle vergadering!

This means There Is a Change We Gonna Have One. Need 5 centimeters more ice and it's on.
Our future king skated one. So he can't be a pussy. (But a bumbass, yeah).

If you wanna know the real Dutch culture from before the days of fascism, try and catch this most heroic skating battle there is on some sort of tv channel. Dutch profies would come back from the fuckin Olympics for an Elfstedentocht. They became so rare. It's the hardest battle in the world, lightyears ahead of a 10 kilometer. This is about hundreds of kilometers outside, most of it in the dark, along - duh - 11 cities. O fuck it and google it.

Shani Davis! Wherever you are: follow the news!

(Shani is as big a hero in Holland as our Dutch Champions, even though his style of skating is horrible to watch: he's got the power, as they say in the trade and has as much Dutch fans here as Dutch skaters, so sometimes it's hard to decide who you want to win. And ouw own top skater turned into a Terminator - also a horrinble style. So there's no beauty at the top at the moment.

But they both are bitchin skaters.

Once again:

Ladies and Gentlemen!

De 22 rayonhoofden van de Vereniging Friesche Elfsteden heeft vanavond een eerste officiŽle vergadering!
Posted: Feb 5, 2012 2:17 pm
 
Typo's cause I'm very, VERY drunk.
I see 'm. Fuck 'm.
Posted: Feb 5, 2012 3:32 pm
 
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 4:35 am
 
but it involves hip thrusts to unfreeze a person after he or she is tagged

ha ha

I'm gonna suggest this game to the 50 college girls living in our street.
We can use my garden.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 5:07 am
 
rape!!!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 12:31 pm
 
I'm a fan of the modified Dutch method.
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 12:35 pm
 
Good thing they modified it!
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 2:03 pm
 
Yeah, can you imagine eating a chick out and it tasting like you're licking an ashtray?
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 3:48 pm
 
it's not supposed to taste like that?
Posted: Feb 6, 2012 4:48 pm
 
Only if she smokes with "it".
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 5:11 am
 
ha ha ha, great pic

yup, that about sums up the history of the Dutch mind through the ages;
the first people who settled here in the swamps made this possible*







(*and Swiffer of course)
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 5:31 am
 
it is, by the way, the first Dutch attempt to build a Bong
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 7:55 am
 
It's all starting to make sense now.
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 8:12 am
 
Yeah, can you imagine eating a chick out and it tasting like you're licking an ashtray?
Does anyone else think it could taste worse?
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 8:51 am
 
I always have a cig going whenever I'm eating pussy anyway. I prefer chicks with an innie bellybutton so then I can use that to ash in.
Posted: Feb 7, 2012 1:02 pm
 
You mean you all don't build a dental dam? That's just wrong.
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 4:27 pm
 
a new oblivians studio album seems to be breaking news-worthy.

tell us more! is there more to tell? wow!
Posted: Feb 8, 2012 7:23 pm
 
i have pants on
Posted: Jun 14, 2015 1:15 am
 
I couldn't work out where to put this but I thought "Breaking" news was probably appropriate

Australian TV Football show

OUCH
Posted: Jun 16, 2015 1:37 pm
 
jesus christ.
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