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Posted: Jan 21, 2012 5:24 pm
I use D4. Is that ok or is there better shit. I saw some really expensive stuff on needle doctor but I don't really wanna spend $100 bucks on the stuff.

Posted: Jan 21, 2012 5:32 pm
dish soap and lukewarm water, right in the sink. doesn't harm labels 99% of the time.

here's some of my freshly washed wobblays drying in the dish rack
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 5:38 pm
wood glue:

time intensive but i'm told it works by someone who's tried on 78s and LPs.
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 5:39 pm
Really? They look great but I'm scared I'll fuck up bad with water. Hmmm
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 5:46 pm
Love D4...used that for 20 years..
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 5:58 pm
The wood glue trick looks great and what a sound difference!
Or I could by D4 for $4 bucks a pop. Wood glue seems more effective tho.
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 6:29 pm
I'm scared I'll fuck up bad with water.

i am not understand.
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 6:30 pm
Has anyone tried that zerodust for the stylus? I've been thinking of forking out the money for that...
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 6:38 pm
Oh, and you that use the D4, do you use the felt cleaning brushes with them or just some microfiber cloth? I've only used cloth and was wondering if that thing would make a difference.
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 6:52 pm
I use the big cushion thing. D4 on one end and other end to dry.
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 8:40 pm
It can only be done by Swiffer.
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 10:01 pm
Pristine platters and a shammy.
Posted: Jan 21, 2012 11:31 pm
gas powered leaf blower, pussies.
Posted: Jan 22, 2012 10:56 am
now if most ladies could find this much attention to detail when washing dishes...
Posted: Jan 23, 2012 12:36 am
put your fav lp in your cat liter box, let your cats piss on it for a good 2 days...then play.
Posted: Jan 23, 2012 8:01 am
Go threw the car wash with your windows down and hold up the records....only costs 3.00.
Posted: Jan 23, 2012 12:22 pm
i thought the D4 was 50% denatured alcohol and 50% distilled water?
Posted: Jan 23, 2012 3:58 pm
I dunno. How does Tim Warren clean his records? He's gotta lot of records.
Posted: Jan 23, 2012 4:57 pm
he has a vpi. when we were living in harrisburg he brought over this massive jazz lp collection that we were cleaning/ grading for sale on ebay. he left his laptop under the vpi and the thing drained all the cleaning juice onto the computer and it got fucked, so be careful where you put it!
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 11:33 am
What do yall use to wash your slipmats?????
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 11:52 am
what do y'all use to wash your pussies?
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 5:55 pm
Has anyone tried that zerodust for the stylus?
I have one. It's great.
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 7:31 pm
he has a vpi.

I don't know how much the D4 liquid costs, but you can make a gallon of VPI fluid from this concentrate.
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 7:37 pm
time intensive but i'm told it works by someone who's tried on 78s and LPs.

Using this method, at the rate of one side a day, it would take you longer than the rest of your life to clean each of your records just once each and you wouldn't be able to listen to any records while the drying one sat on your turntable. Absurd!
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 8:13 pm
what do y'all use to wash your pussies?

Final proof that Beef has no clue what country he lives in. Let alone universe.

The beef-quality-state-university-play-key-role-new-25-million-beef-safety -research-effort looked at the maggot,
but came up with shit.
Which is for queers
or a sad and lonely Beefcakefaggot.
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 11:31 pm

Looks like something Quintron would build.
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 11:46 pm
on everything but 78s i use windex and an old t shirt.
Posted: Jan 26, 2012 5:15 am
sorry, frenchy

what do you use to douche your asshole after your dad gives you your allowance?
Posted: Jan 26, 2012 10:39 am
no prob, Beefstewie

My dad giving me an allowance?
You should meet the guy.


What do I use.
(Try and be funny for once.)
Posted: Jan 26, 2012 2:54 pm
if they are really dirty i sometimes run them under the kitchen sink and wash with dish soap. seriously.
Posted: Jan 26, 2012 3:55 pm
i said that.
Posted: Jan 26, 2012 4:45 pm
i said that.
Yeah Brad, Joe said that already. Jesus.
Posted: Jan 26, 2012 5:24 pm
so what? i am not allowed to mention that i do the same thing?

Posted: Jan 26, 2012 9:44 pm | Edited by: Ding Le Dangle
bradx Member, Posted: Today, 2:54 pm Quote:
'if they are really dirty i sometimes run them under the kitchen sink and wash with dish soap. seriously.'

Bermuda Joe Member, Posted: Today, 3:55 pm Quote:
'I said that.'

melted cheese Member, Posted: Today, 4:45 pm Quote:
'Yeah Brad, Joe said that already. Jesus.'

bradx Member, Posted: Today, 5:24 pm Quote:
'so what? i am not allowed to mention that i do the same thing? whatevs.'

I think Brad thought Bermuda Joe was meaning pussy.
Posted: Jan 26, 2012 10:18 pm
i did not mean to imply that. i have no idea how bazooka joe cleans his pussy but i assume it is very, very clean.
Posted: Jan 27, 2012 9:42 am
i use a brillo pad, and boy is my wife pissed!

i was fuckin' with you because you said "seriously" like it was an unpresented idea. not like i came up with it or something. just that it was mentioned. that's all. move along.
Posted: Jan 27, 2012 10:11 am
Wow! I want wanna those things!

Thanks Luke Warm!
Posted: Feb 1, 2012 12:10 pm
Posted: Feb 20, 2012 9:42 pm
For those interested I tried the wood glue method over the weekend. Slathered it, let it rest for 24 hours, then peeled it right off. It Totally works. It's definitely time consuming &slightly messy, but totally cleans the record.
Posted: Feb 21, 2012 9:54 am
good to know! thanks!
Posted: Feb 21, 2012 5:30 pm
yeah, i finally tried the wood glue trick, too - it did work pretty great! i had a handful of junk shop records that were in poor condition and pretty unlistenable, and i was really pleased at the results it had on them. the first one i tried, i didn't use enough glue, so the process of getting the glue off became a real chore, because i had to chip it off bit by bit - but if you get a good layer, it's not so bad. i found that i made a way bigger mess trying it on lp's than on 45's, too. it's pretty quick to put it on, but yeah, takes hours and hours to dry. if nothing else, though, it's made me really think back on and regret all the awesome records i've passed up in the bins because they were in such lousy shape...
Posted: Feb 22, 2012 4:37 pm
Depends on the damage. Records with little bits of crud stuck to them can be rescued, but if it's truly scratched you're out of luck.
Posted: Feb 23, 2012 1:41 pm
yeah, i've never had a very discerning eye for record damage - a big scratch i can see, of course, but a lot of records i find in junk store bins i often have no idea if the grooves are just completely fucked from rubbing up against other sleeveless records for so long, or if it's just 30 years worth of gunk and mildew. anyway, regular record cleaning kits never did much good with those kind of records, but the wood glue thing did wonders for a lot of records i thought were goners (so to speak).
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